A pine tree Diverges in the woods ch. 25
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Wendy, immediately swallowed her embarrassment and revulsion and sprung to action.
Focusing on an image of Dipper dying horribly just because she was too much of a wuss to save him was all the motivation she needed.
Quickly she pulled down his trunks...and then another pair of trunks. On the next one however-
"Wha- did he seriously glue the waistband to his flesh!?" Shouted Wendy incredulously.
A panicky Mabel remembered that Dipper mentioned that he made this "glue" from a recipe in the Journal. Which can only be unmade with another chemical that Dipper keeps in his backpack.
She'd barely finished explaining before Wendy was running to his backpack. Soon the chemical was gone and so was the trunks- revealing a loincloth.
Fighting back the urge to smack him in the nuts out of irritation; Wendy re-focused on the image of Dipper dying, broken, and killed. And tore it off-
"Wait, there's no bite marks here!" Shouted Mabel first and foremost.
And the other girls realized that she was right. Dipper was obviously fine...And it was even more obvious why...
As their adrenaline crashed, and they really took events in...as well as their "surroundings"...
Tambry was the first to start laughing...Wendy tried to get her to stop...But she was too busy trying to keep herself from laughing.
Disgust at seeing her brothers genitals kept Mabel at bay for awhile...But eventually she too started to laugh...
"(snort)come on guys(giggle) Let's be-(chuckle) Let's be mature-(cackle) It's not funny!" Gasped out Wendy in between her laughing. She just couldn't keep it down!
Tambry continued to laugh. "Not Funny?!" She shouted incredulously. "Wendy, we have a guy here who literally owes his life to being so...small! That's like the definition of funny!"
"No(snort) It's not!(giggle) Come on guys!"
Mabel couldn't help but get on the bandwagon herself. "You know, the last time I saw Dipper's junk...we were 2! And I don't think he's grown at all! If anything...I think he's shrunk!"
Tambry renewed her laughter. "Seriously? Oh, man...it's sad so very sad..." She says as her sides split.
"(snort)No.(giggle) Seriously, guys!(cackle) Don't do this!"
After several more jokes made at Dippers expense(While Wendy tried and failed to not laugh and get the others to stop). They heard someone cough behind them.
They looked and saw instantly that not only was Dipper gone...but Soos was there! And he looked pretty mad.
"I just wanted you jerks to know that I just saw Dipper run naked into the locker room bawling his eye's out...If your at all interested..."
All three girls paled...especially Wendy...
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"Come on Dipper! Come out! It's not that bad!" Insisted Wendy as she banged on the door, flinching every time she heard a sob.
"Not that bad!?" Snapped a tearful Dipper. "Waking up naked and being laughed at by your sister, your best friend, and her best friend isn't that bad!?"
Wendy winched. "Okay...So maybe it is that bad...But come on Dipper! Doesn't the fact I was willing to suck the venom out show how much I care about you both as a person and as a friend?"
"Uh, huh. And the part where you laugh at me along with them?"
Wendy sighed. "Yeah, okay. That's where I'm a douche." She admitted honestly.
Dipper sighed. "Look Wendy...For what it's worth I'm not as mad at you as I am the others...I heard you defending me...it was very inept attempt hampered by your constant laughing...but still you tried."
Hope went back into Wendy's chest-
"-But you still laughed at me."
-which was then quickly squashed.
"It was just really humiliating!" Shouted Dipper. "I don't think I have to tell you how sensitive a subject "That" is for guys! You really- You really made me feel like a loser-"
"Dipper your not a loser!" Interrupted Wendy, she then starts to list all the amazing things that he's done that summer, as well as all the times he'd saved her-
Dipper sighed. "That's not the point! It doesn't matter if I'm a loser or not...The point is you made me feel like one! You- you really hurt me Wendy-"
Guilt wracked every part of Wendy's body.
"Dipper...Just tell me what I have to do! Name it, and I'll do it!"
Dipper just kept sulking. "I- I don't think there's anything you can do...J-just leave me alone."
Despondent, Wendy slowly walked away. She then bumped into Stan, who also looks angry.
Wendy sighed. "Yes, okay?! I messed up big time! But unless you have an idea how I can fix this, I don't want to hear it!"
Stan chuckled. "Oh, I have a way to fix it young lady."
Wendy turned deathly pale. Oh, I have a bad feeling about this...
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A little latter Dipper was still sulking. Suddenly, Dipper heard the door open-
Irritated, he whirled around. "Wendy! I thought I said-" The words died in his mouth.
Wendy sighed. "Dipper, I really do feel bad about earlier...But if I did this for nothing...I will have to hurt you." Said the very flustered, very naked Wendy.
Dipper said nothing...his mind had completely locked down...
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Needless to say Dipper and Wendy patched things up very quickly. Tambry felt bad too, so she "made it up to him" too(much to his delight and Wendy's annoyance.).
Mabel then tried to do the same. Which lead to a queasy Dipper agreeing to forgive her...provided she put her clothes on immediately.
The pool was so badly damaged that Poolcheck had to let Wendy go to save money. But thankfully they were still able to help Mermando go home.
And as another day in gravity falls ended, the people of the quaint town did sleep...Oblivious to the many eyes that watched it from the shadows...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: just a heads up: A couple chapters from now I'm doing the "bottomless pit" episode. I'm not really interested in reusing the same stories from cannon; so if you have any story ideas, I'd be up to hearing them!
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