Disclaimer: I don't own the YGO gang, their chibies or Kilnorc. I only own this story and Sonja.
KMT: Yup! Here's the update, fresh off of Microsoft Word!
Sonja: (sees disclaimer) Hey, what's with my name on the disclaimer?
KMT: You're going into the story again!
Sonja: Yeah! Oh and thanks to all of you who updated their fics, too many to name…
KMT: Yup! Oh and by the way, here comes the long awaited update of 'Chaos, Thy Name is Chibi!'!
(Seto barges into the room)
Seto: Whose idea was it to shove this gigantic toothpick into my hands? (Shows Sennen Rod)
KMT: Mine, why what's wrong?
Seto: I'm downright p--sed, that's what! (Stops for a moment) Did you just bleep me?
Sonja: Sticking to the rating. And by the way, I wanted it…we wanted it.
Seto: Well, I'm going to sue you if you continue this!
KMT: (snaps fingers and Seto is tied to a chair) So sorry for taking your idea of calming Seto down, Jo…
Sonja: Anyway, where we last left off…
Seto just rolled his eyes, leaned against one of the walls, and closed his eyes in thought. Almost immediately, his body sank thought the wall, and as he opened his eyes, he found himself on the floor of the hallway lying on his back.
"What was that?" He asked himself frantically. He placed his hand over his eyes, and leaned against the wall.
'What is wrong with me?' he thought. 'First I find myself in a hall facing Yuugi and I don't know how I got there…then that incident with someone who looked like Berg, and then that weird dream I had. Something is definitely wrong…wait a minute! All this started when Yuugi gave me that overgrown butter knife! I'll just get rid of it, and I'll be back to normal…'
Seto got off the wall and half-ran to his room, not hearing the whisper from the back of his mind. 'But…ridding yourself of me is going to prove impossible…omote…'
KMT & Sonja: On with the Fic!
Seto got to his office, bolted the door just to be sure, and sat down in his safety zone-the computer chair behind his desk. Then, he removed the Sennen Rod from its place on his belt and examined it carefully in his hands, checking for anything that might explain the strange happenings around him.
'What could all this mean? Surely it can't be that magic nonsense…' He thought intently, twirling the Rod with his fingers. 'Maybe a hallucination drug…or a form of holographic technology…'
"Humph, omae-da hontoni no baka!" A female voice rang out. (Humph, you really are stupid!)
Seto sprang to his feet and into a martial artist's stance. "Who's there?" he spat out angrily.
Suddenly, a pale blue light came from the ceiling and a woman stepped out from the light. She had sunflower yellow hair tied into a high ponytail and deep chocolate brown eyes. She was wearing a purple mini t-shirt with a beaded star on it and a dark blue knee length denim skirt. Her high heeled purple boots clicked as she came closer to Seto, close enough for him to see a necklace with a strange multi-colored star on it around her neck.
"You should really loosen up, Seto." She said slyly.
Seto jumped back and stood his ground firmly. "Don't call me that unless I say so! Who are you and what do you want?" He half shouted at her.
The woman didn't seem to be frightened. She smiled and replied, "My, my…always the ignorant, skeptic bishie, huh Seto?"
"What do you mean by bishie? And you still didn't say who you were!" Seto spat.
"Oh my, how silly of me. My name is Sonja Marcy Edachi, lead O.C. and fanfic counterpart of Khamille May Tong, or as her username says, 'animaster-sonja.' Oh, and 'bishie' means: a male character of an anime that is very H.O.T."
"Wait…K…M…T…So she's the one who sent Menkura!" Seto accused, recalling the card he read sometime back.
Sonja nodded. "And she even told Kilnorc to find you so he can show you Set's room…"
"She was the one who told that weirdo to find me!"
Sonja nodded. "Now you're getting it!"
Seto held up a hand. "So, let me get this straight. You're a creation of a crazy fan fiction writer and you just teleported yourself into my office?"
Sonja nodded.
"Okay…this stupid f---ing Rod has done something to me! I've got to get rid of it before it makes me lose my mind!" he exclaimed, grabbing the Rod, opening a window and throwing the Item out of it.
But for some reason, The Sennen Rod, spinning around while it was in midair, did a 'boomerang' effect and turned around and landed at Seto's feet.
"What the?"
"Okay, good thing I came, we have got to get rid of that skeptic philosophy of yours." Sonja said, clapping her hands once.
Suddenly, the Rod let out a glow and Seto heard a thump in front of him. When the light dimmed, he gaped at the sight before him and Sonja smirked.
(Seto's POV)
This is another thing to add to the 'Why I hate Yuugi list': Crazy people with even crazier powers visit me everyday. Even more this girl, claiming to be the 'brain-child' of a famed fan fiction writer who just made someone appear at my feet, and this someone looks exactly like me.
Despite the fact that he was see through, there was no mistaking the twin like features. Same height, same facial features…only, his hair had a black streak down the center, and his clothes where the same as mine only his were silver-grey where mine was white.
"Wake up, sleeping yami…" The girl, Sonja commanded jokingly.
The doppelganger rose to his feet, one hand over his eyes. It…He was shaking his head slightly, as if getting rid of a migraine.
/"What happened?"/ He asked in Egyptian.
"Good to see you're awake. Now, will you talk some sense into your counterpart over there?" She said, pointing at me.
He looked at me, slightly surprised, his lingering shock visible in his red tinted blue eyes.
"Will someone tell me what is going on here? I demand to know!" I shouted angrily.
Sonja pushed past the doppelganger and asked, "Isn't it obvious, Seto?"
She stretched out her hand, and the Rod floated from its spot on the floor and into her hand. She then presented it to me and said, "I told Shadi to give this to you because a Mary Sue is on the loose, but now I have to put up with your ridiculous anti-magic attitude, even when I asked Brian to show you!"
I glared at her and said, "You can't do anything to make me believe in that idiotic b-ll---t."
Sonja rolled her eyes. "And now your foul potty mouth…what more do I have to endure? Come on you two!" She commanded grabbing both my and (amazingly) the Doppelganger's wrists and walked out the door.
(Regular POV)
Brian was assembling everyone into the living room, a solemn expression on his face.
"What's wrong, Brian?" Anzu asked as she took her seat. "Why do you need to talk to all of us so badly?"
"Yeah? Wat's wong?" Janku asked, his hand in a cookie jar.
"There's something I should've told you a long time ago…" Brian replied, hiding his eyes under his hair.
When everyone was seated and their chibies on the floor, Brian took a deep breath and exhaled.
"You all know how I'm an Author, right?" He asked.
Everyone nodded.
"Well…" Brian continued. "There's a deep dirty secret we Authors have to keep…"
'Somehow I knew he was going to say that…' Yami Yugi snorted smugly.
"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking, Atemu." Brian countered.
Yuugi was taken aback. "You can hear Yami?" He asked.
Brian nodded. "You see…isn't it when an inventor creates something, that something is called the inventor's 'brain-child'? Well, I'm someone's brain-child."
'Well, you're brain-parent must not know what boys really look like…' Yami Bakura remarked mockingly.
"I heard that, Akefia! And if you want to annoy me that much, why don't you say that to my face!" A thunderous voice rang throughout the room.
A pale blue light surrounded Ryou as everyone jumped back I surprise. When the light dimmed, there were two Bakuras, one looking scared and the other slightly transparent and fuming.
"Where are you? Show yourself so I can skin you alive!" Yami Bakura spat out venomously.
Suddenly, Brian's shadow twitched and jerked, even though Brian was stationary. The shadow then moved away from Brian, and floated to the center of the room, and then it took form, revealing a mirror-image of Brian, only the 'new' Brian wore a black coat with a Yin and Yang symbol on the back and a solid gold glove on his right hand.
"Kilnorc-sama!" Brian cried out. (1)
"I'm only here for a short while; Sonja will be back in a few minutes, with Seto and Set in tow." The coated Brian, Kilnorc, said hastily, putting up a hand.
The Puzzle glowed as Yami Yugi appeared.
"What are you doing?" He cried out angrily.
"We need all the help we can get, Pharaoh Atemu." Kilnorc said, bowing. "There is a Mary Sue on the loose and it is suspected that she's on her way here."
"Wat's a Mawy Soo?" Yahiko asked, stepping in front of the other chibies.
"A Mary Sue is a taboo, female brain-child of an Author or an Authoress." Kilnorc explained. "There is a male counterpart, but the name escapes me. Regardless, a Mary Sue is created with 3 ingredients: Undying love for an Anime Character, sheer hatred of the character's love interest, and the writer's cancer: Writer's Block."
"Why is it dangew fow us?" Saito asked, stepping up next to Yahiko.
"It is a danger to you because in an anime fan's term, it is unstoppable." A new voice said. Then Sonja came into the room, dragging Seto and his new counterpart, Set. (I'm NOT going to put 'yami' in this sentence!)
"Sonja!" Kilnorc cried out. "What are you doing? I thought you were going to give a hard 'talking to' to Seto!"
Sonja scoffed. "As you can see, he's more stubborn than I thought…" She said, thumbing over to the two.
Seto was staring disbelievingly at Set. He was informed of his identity on the way there, and now was trying to a) believe it, which he was failing miserably, b) Find a logical explanation, which also didn't work, or c) Prove it was a dream. Apparently, the true answer was (a) But he's not going to believe it.
"Anyway, A Mary Sue is pure, uncontrolled perfection! Not even the great Atemu can stop her!" Sonja said angrily.
"Weww, how awe we going to stop her?" Amika asked in a quavering voice as she held Saito's hand tightly.
"Well, Sonja briefed me on the M.S.'s bio, and she has a weakness, rare in the M.S. criteria." Kilnorc said sternly.
"She hates to see Atemu weak, doubtful, or in general terms, vulnerable. So she can't challenge him to a duel or any of the like."
"But…" Jou said, expecting a drawback.
"But…"Sonja agreed. "…spend 1 minute with her, and you'll fall instantly in love. And I mean 'take a bullet for her' in love."
Mai rolled her eyes and sighed. "I wish I was that beautiful…" She said longingly.
Sonja shook her head. "And what's worse, she took my Fanart Quill…" She added solemnly.
"Fanawt?" Yoshiro inquired.
"Where there're fanfics, there's fan art. 'Fic' means stories, and as you know, 'art' means pictures. And that's they're only difference, they're equally powerful."
"Really now? What harm can a lousy feather do?" Yami Bakura scoffed.
Sonja raised her brow and took out a red leather bound notebook, opened it to a random page, and took out a gold trimmed white quill. "This is my fanfic quill, whatever I write, just about anything, it happens."
"You're bluffing!" Yami Bakura replied, pointing a finger at Sonja.
Kilnorc slapped his face. "It's your funeral…" He muttered.
Sonja started writing, and when she was done, slammed the book shut, the book emitting a light blue glow as it was shut.
When the light dimmed, Yami Bakura was now solid, his hair was dyed pink, and his shirt was missing.
"Ah!" He exclaimed as he looked at the changes.
Anzu was looking at Yami Bakura's well muscled chest when Jou caught her and she blushed.
"Now do you believe me?" Sonja asked, opening her Notebook again. "Or do you want another demonstration?"
"I believe, I believe!" Y. Bakura replied hastily, holding up both his hands.
After a quick scribble, Bakura was back to normal, meaning white hair, a shirt on, and see through.
"If you want another example, I was the one who wrote that Shadi will give Seto the Sennen Rod." Sonja added.
"WHAT?" Seto exclaimed, making the occupants of the room jump. "You're the one who sent this…this…copycat at me?"
"Copycat?" Set repeated, crossing his arms. "Well, I never…"
"Deal with it, Priesty!" Sonja teased, pulling her left lower eyelid and sticking her tongue out as she and Kilnorc disappeared.
(1) I think that OC should call their creators 'master' hence the 'Kilnorc-sama'.
KMT: And there you go! The revelation of the M.S. and the meeting of Seto and Set!
Sonja: Haha that was fun!
(Suddenly, a spark of light flashed from behind them)
C. Set: Huh? Wewe am I?
KMT: Waa! Kawaii! (Hugs C. Set)
Sonja: Madame's favorite Memory Arc Character is Set, although her crush is Yami/Atemu.
KMT: R&R and we'll c'ya next chapter!