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Ryoubakura98: THANKS! Whaaaaaaaat? Why don't you like Phineas and Ferb? (It starts raining pretzel shaped marshmallows and marshmallow shaped pretzels)
Holy frig! It's a miracle!
(Melvin tries to stab the pretzels and marshmallows with the Millennium Rod.)
"Oh, this is just great."
Zukofan2005: THANKS!
If I look like a bloody Furby so much, then why aren't you calling me that?
BlackRoseDragonCK: THANKS! But first, he'll have to deal with his unwanted suitor, Vivian… and she wants jewelry. Join in to Ushio's Life, a new comedy coming to ABC!
MutantEnemy6789: THANKS! Oh, this doesn't look good…
Angelucie: THANKS!
Marik: I'm a bit busy, Fluffy. Me and Ryou are building the coolest rollercoaster to ever exist! And by the way, your nemesis is over there…
Melvin: (dressed as a pharmacist) Oh Bakura the Limey Kitty, let me explain my newest invention!
And no, Fluffy. Ishizu had you declawed, so you wouldn't scratch Marik, Ryou, and/or Tea.
Mariklover22: THANKS! Lollity lol lol.
Emichan and PhoenixWarrior: THANKS! Hooray for Dr. Melvin Doofenshmirtz! And yes, it is. Marik and Ryou will be separate from this fanfic. I thought you would like it! Ashley is the fan character that YamiXAshley asked me to add in.
PakichuNoriwa: THANKS! Where did you get that? Oh. You read the part meant for ImmortalAngel92, didn't you? Don't worry, even in that dimension, Bakura is still fluffy. He just looks more like his Egyptian Counterpart, Touzoku/Afekia/The Thief King/Joe/Whatever you call him in that dimension. Plus, do you really think that I would be that cruel?
Holy frig! Why did you slap me?
"Get your bloody hands off of me before I do it for you!"
Speaking of which, where is ImmortalAngel92? Platypus Derp.
Lonewolfgirl-sademo588: THANKS! WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIKES THIS SHOW? And it will be somewhat of a parody.
DarkMagicianMidget: THANKS! I like that song, too. This gives me an idea… somewhat.
Yu-Gi-Oh is owned by Kazuki Takahashi. Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is owned by LittleKuriboh/CardGamesFTW. The Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Jingle is owned by Dan Povenmire and Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh. Tinker Bell is owned by Disney. My Little Pony is owned by Hasbro.
"Number 70: Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by saying 'Your wish is granted.' Marik, you do this," Bakura told the other villain.
Marik whined, "But I don't want to!"
Bakura's voice suddenly got raspier. "DO IT!" Then, he got into a coughing fit. "Sorry about that, I may be getting Singaporitis again."
Soon, Marik stomped out, dressed as Tinker Bell, and got onto a ladder that Frank was standing on, knocking the latter off in the process. Marik lampshaded, "It's funny because ladder sounds like latter!"
Soon, Marik started throwing glitter on several girls passing by, yelling, "Your wish is granted!"
After a while, he came back down. Bakura crossed off Number 70, and read, "Number 71: Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell 'ROLLBACK!'"
Marik then asked, "Isn't that Wal-Mart?"
"Yes. Yes it bloody is."
Meanwhile…
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Bill slammed his hands on the desk, and yelled, "THAT'S THE WRONG JINGLE!"
"Sorry," Ashley apologized, and sung:
Bill the Manager in his office!
"That's much better," Bill acknowledged, relaxing in his chair, and began talking to Yami, Joey, and Ashley. "Now," he announced, "How are we going to get those two busted?"
"Well," Joey said, "I guess dat we can try ta split dem up, and den bring dem to ya."
"BE QUIET!" Bill then slunk back into his chair, and then said, "Now let me think." After thinking for a while, Bill piped up, "I have an idea! We shall try to split them up, and then you bring both of them to me!"
"But sir, dat's –"
"DON'T QUESTION ME! Do you understand?"
Meanwhile…
Marik yelled, "ROLLBACK!" as he rolled around, dressed as a giant smiley face. He bumped into Tea, Tristan, and Frank. Tea screamed, Tristan yelled, "I'll save you, Tea!" and all that Frank could do was moan. Eventually, Marik finished, and ran back to Bakura, who crossed off Number 71.
Everyone's favorite bishounen kitty then read, "Number 72: Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say… 'Sir or madam, don't think that.'" Bakura then walked off, and eventually found a girl, crying. Bakura stood there for a while, and asked, "Miss, don't think that."
Suddenly, the girl turned around, shrieked, and ran off. Bakura shrugged, and asked no one in particular, "Am I really that frightening?"
Meanwhile…
Marik, as always, was watching the My Little Pony dolls. Sitting on the ground, Marik watched one toy in particular: his favorite, Pinky Pie. He then stood up, and yelled, "Where the frig are you?" Suddenly, a loud clanging sound was heard, and everything went black.
Joey stood behind where Marik was, brandishing a pan. He then motioned for Yami to help take the unconscious body to Bill.
Meanwhile…
Bakura heard the sound, and sprinted to where it had come from. Suddenly, he was blocked by a blonde girl who he had never seen before. Bakura asked, "Who in the bloody world are you?"
Ashley folded her arms, and cried, "I'm Ashley, the one true love of the Pharaoh, and the princess of Egypt! In order to win his heart, I must stop you!"
Bakura then started laughing hysterically. Then, he stated, "You're an OC, aren't you?"
Ashley proudly stated, "Yes. Yes I am!"
Bakura, however, wasn't impressed, and pushed Ashley out of the way in order to find the sound. He then saw Joey and Yami carrying Marik. Joey placed the Egyptian down, and walked over to Bakura, saying, "So, we meet again, kitty."
"Indeed, bloody furry. Go ahead and run off to your bloody brethren."
Soon, Joey and Bakura began their fight again. Yami took the opportunity to sneak off, with Ashley following behind. After a while, Marik woke up to find Bakura pinning Joey to the wall.
"Let's end it, furry." And just as Bakura was about to finish him off, Marik got in the between the two. Bakura snarled, "Get out of this fight!"
Marik grabbed Bakura's hand, and ran out of Target with him. Just as Bakura was about to kill Marik, the latter slapped the former, screaming, "Get a friggin' hold of yourself!"
Bakura held his hand up to his face, and turned to Marik. "Again?"
"Yes."
Meanwhile…
"They failed," Bill clarified with his secretary.
"Yes," the secretary said, "Yami and Ashley ran away, while Joey was beaten by one of the pranksters."
Bill grimly stated, "I guess that it's up to me, then. I don't care; whether they like it or not, they. Will. Pay."
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