This is my Standard, 2K words for a chapter, then again, this was more of a silly lo-...shit wasn't supposed to finish that word, oh well! Also, this isn't my best of works, got sick again :( Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this...now where did I put my pillow...

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Electricksword: Yeah, to be honest, I dunno why. It was a spur of the moment thing that made sense in my head, then I wrote it, published it, and now I realize it was a shit idea. Whatever, just let that go out of your head as you read the stupid shit to happen.

NinjaKirby: Answer: Next chapter

The champions had split off to do what they want. A good number had agreed to join in on Ahri's game, but almost all of them were female. The only ones not female were Taric and Garen, who had been forced to play because of his sister*.

A lot of the guys including Jarven, Draven, Darius, and Morde had gone off to Twisted Fate's room to play in a game of poker. To quote what Darius thought of the game of spin the bottle when asked if he wanted to join…

"Hmph," he scoffed. "I have no need to play in a petty children's game," he said before storming off to join the others.

Jarven went because he had promised Twisted he would play with him one day, so he figured it would be better to get it out of the way now rather than later. He of course had to apologize to a pissed off Ahri.

"No! No! No!" She growled at him. "Sit down, shut up and play with us!"

"Really Ahri I can't, I promised TF I would and-"

"And nothing my ass!" She suddenly went quiet, before an evil grin crossed her lips. "Oh never mind, but I will get you back for this."

"Ahri?"

"Heh heh heh…" she gave an evil laugh as she turned away, rubbing her hands together as she left Jarvan there, confused and somewhat scared of what the vixen was planning.

Regardless, he headed upstairs while the girls and two guys took the area next to the bar that had a plasma screen TV showing a match of Grifball, they turned it off, and a lot of comfy couches.

They pushed them away, allowing them to stretch out on the ground and give them enough space to make a large circle. Some were in their pjs, others in the bathing suits, and some just had their normal clothes on.

Ahri went to the bar and came back with a bottle of sake to spin, and vodka for them to take a swig of.

"Alright, here are the rules," Ahri said, getting their attention. "When the bottle lands on you, you take a shot of vodka, you then choose truth or dare from the person who spun the bottle before you. You then have to answer or do what they say, and you can't lie. Also if anyone wants to get a drink for themselves, the bar's free tonight, I just bought every bottle there."

The others thanked her for doing so before starting the game. Being the one with the idea, Ahri spun it first, only to have it land on herself. "Oh yeah, if this happens, just spin again," she said before spinning it.

It landed on Vi who was sitting next to Caitlyn, her eyes going wide in surprise. She took the bottle of vodka and just drank straight from it, setting it down when she was done. Her face was a bit more flushed, but she didn't give a damn.

"Truth or Dare?" Ahri asked, her tails swaying softly.

After a moment of thought she had what she wanted. "Dare."

An evil grin crossed Ahri's face and she pointed at Jinx. "Hug and kiss her of your own free will…on the cheek only, we all know you and Caitlyn have a thing."

"WHAT?!"She shrieked, standing up with her fists cracking. "I won't ever try to be nice to that little bitch!"

Ahri only giggled. "C'mon now, you agreed to this by laying down with us…don't tell me that Jinx has a better honor than you do." The enforcer stiffened at that comment and Ahri grinned, knowing she had hit the right nerve. "C'mon now, we wouldn't want others to think that."

Although she looked disgusted by the idea, she got up and glared at the fox. "You'll get what's coming to you one day."

She only grinned. "I know."

Vi slowly approached Jinx who was standing by then, arms out. "Heh heh, what's wrong fat hands? Can't handle the idea of hugging you worst enemy?"

"If I get an STD from kissing you, I swear on my life..." she groaned. She reached out and hugged Jinx, feeling the law breaker pat her head as she did so.

"There there," she cooed, only further pissing off the enforcer. She then turned her cheek, offering it to Vi. "C'mon…do it!"

Slowly, Vi leaned in and quickly kissed her cheek, much to Jinx's amusement. She started laughing, but Vi, knowing her job was done, squeezing Jinx until they heard a crack. She then released Jinx who fell to the floor, groaning. "My back…"

"There, I'm done," she said, glaring at Ahri. "Spin it."

"…Right…" Note to self, don't do that again, Ahri thought. "You spin it, you were the one who did the dare."

"Fine…" she reached out and spun it hard. It spun and spun before landing on Lulu. "Truth or Dare?"

"Truth!" The purple yordle said happily.

"What the hell goes on in your head?" Vi asked, genuinely curious but a bit disappointed she didn't get dare, otherwise Jinx would be a squirrel right now.

"Well, a lot of things," Lulu looked serious for a moment before grinning. "Like gumdrops, lollipops, sprinkles and cupcakes and-"

"I get the idea," Vi said, waving her hand. It had been pointless to ask. The yordle grabbed the vodka and drank the entire bottle. Everyone stared in shock at her as she reached out and spun the bottle, Ahri getting up to grab a new one for everyone else to drink from. Lulu had drank basically 90% of a full bottle of vodka.

The yordle's face was a deeper purple as she let out hiccup, reaching out and spinning the bottle for it to land of…Fiora. "Truth or *hic* Dare?"

Silent for a few moments she looked at the yordle and nodded. "Truth."

"Heh heh…do you like the man with the light stick *hic* weapon?" she asked before falling over, already passed out from drinking too much.

Fiora's face went crimson. "Of course I don't!" She nearly yelled. "We are rivals! If anything, I can only applaud him for making such a useless weapon so very useful!"

"Calm down," Nami said, smiling peacefully. She looked at Sona who nodded and began playing a soothing melody for her.
Fiora nodded her thanks and relaxed as the music played, before raising her hand. Sona stopped when she did, looking at her curiously.

"Thank you Lady Sona, but I don't need any more to calm me down. After I spin I'm done, this game is…too crazy for me," she said honestly. She took an extremely small swig from the new bottle of vodka before spinning it. It landed on… Karma.

"I'll leave this question to you Ahri," Fiora said, getting up and walking away to go to bed.

"Wha-? Hey!" She pouted and sighed. "Fine…erm…Karma…" The other woman looked at her expectantly, dressed in a purple robe. "How are you and Lee Sin?"

"We're good," she said, smiling ear to ear at hearing that mentioned. "He's a great kisser, although I have little to compare him to."

Ahri grinned, mentally writing down the new info she got from Karma as the other woman took a swig from the vodka bottle, spinning the bottle on the ground for it to land on Ahri. "Truth or Dare?"

"Of course Dare," Ahri said smugly. Karma stared at the ceiling as she tried to think of something to make her do.

"Um…wait here…" she got up and ran to the bar and returned with a malt whiskey. "Down this entire thing at once!"

"Alright, a Dare's a dare." She snatched the bottle from her and put it to her lips.

No way she can down it all, Shyvana thought, but the chant of "Chug, chug, chug," started up, which she just had to join in on. Her eyes went wide with surprise as Ahri tilted her head back, downing the entire bottle in a matter of seconds.

She released the bottle with a satisfied sigh, whipping her face as she set the bottle down. Shyvana stared at her in shock. What the hell? Ahri just grinned as she saw her shocked expression.

"Surprised?"

"Yeah, a bit, how much alcohol can you handle?!"

"Oh this," she picked up and waved the bottle. "Don't worry, I'm going to get realllll stupid soon, but until then I'll be having fun! I, on the bright side, don't get hangovers or forget anything I do," she grinned cheekily. "I'm a lucky little shit!"

"That you are," Shyvana mumbled under her breath.

"Anyway," Ahri said, taking a swig from the bottle of vodka. "My turn to spin!"

As time went on, alcohol began flowing and even Shyvana got drinking with the others. Sona was a light drinker though, so soon enough she was spread out on the ground, birds flying around her dazed head. Soon almost half the group they had originally started out with was gone. Only the heavy drinkers and those who felt like it were left. Most of them had to be dragged away by their roommates.

Ahri spun the bottle, giggling drunkenly. "Heh heh, where o where will it go," she said, swaying as she sat where she did.

Unfortunately for Shyvana, it landed on her, and Ahri's eyes gained the evil grin as they had when she had talked with Jarvan. "Truth or Dare?" she asked, her words slurring a bit as she talked.

Shyvana, her face flushed with alcohol, felt like taking a risk thanks to what she had been drinking. "Two dares!"

"Two?" Ahri said with a giggle.

"I want two dares!" Shyvana said, raising her now empty glass of wine to the air.

Ahri just laughed at her friend, seeing how drunk both of them were. "No, no, no, how about you *hic* just take an extremely crazy dare instead?"

"Sure! Do you worst Ahri!"

Ahri leaned in and whispered something into Shyvana's ear, whose face only seemed to get more red. "Seriously?!"

"Mhmm."

"F-fine then, I'll do it!"

Everyone left besides Lux and Garen, mainly because Garen was pinned under a drunken Lux, got up and left at Ahri's order.

"Don't worry you two, we'll be back."

"Kay kay foxy slut!" lux said, waving as they left.

Two floors above them in TF's room, Jarven threw down his cards in disgust. That was the 483rd game he had lost in a row to the card master, he knew thanks to Draven was keeping score, and laughing smugly about it.

"Shut up already would you?" Jarvan said, clearly annoyed. "I swear I'm going to beat the sh-"just then there was a knock on the door, interrupting the fury filled onslaught about to come from him.

TF looked at the clock. It was almost midnight. Who's coming here at this time? His face lit up. Maybe lady luck has brought me a beauty to sleep with!

He opened the door and saw Shyvana with a small heard of girls behind her. "Ah, welcome, welcome, please come in and-"he was brushed aside though as Shyvana strode in, looking around.

Ignoring TF's rambling behind her, she found Jarvan and ignored Draven's look of utter contempt and hate.

"Hey Shyvana," he said, waving to her as she came closer. "What's up?"

Instead of getting an answer, he felt a hand grab ahold of his shirt by the collar, throwing him down onto the ground. In the hallway, Ahri had her phone out. An IDroid 3** and was recording what was about to happen.

"S-shyvana?" Jarvan asked, somewhat worried for his health. "What are you-"

He was cut off as she leaned in closer and firmly planted her lips on his own, keeping him there with a firm grip on his shirt. His eyes went wide as Ahri snickered, everyone else just staring in shock.

She held him there for quite a long kiss, pushing him against the floor and straddling him, holding him down. Jarvan was right about to wrap an arm around her to keep her there when she suddenly broke away and stood up, walking out of the room without another word.

TF looked at him with a bit of jealousy as the girls left, except for Ahri who just giggled at the stunned Jarvan. "See ya later Jarvan! This is going on my website for sure!" she said before skipping away, her foxy tails swaying happily.

"What…just happened?" Darius asked, feeling like the only sane one in the room.

"I…don't…know…" Jarven said, his face flaming as he stood up, leaving the room as well. He was heading to bed, too confused from that one event to even contemplate playing any more games.

Shyvana was being dragged to bed by Ahri, both of them drunk out of their minds and tired beyond belief. She told the other girls to go and get some sleep that they would need, and warned them to drink some water so that they wouldn't be as hung over tomorrow. She made Shyvana drink water to, although she kept on insisting she was fine.

Downstairs, Lux snuggled up with her brother, falling asleep after he did with her head on his chest, forgetting about the fact Ahri was supposed to bring the girls back to finish the game.

*I feel sorry for poor Garen…maybe he'll get some good fortune? *wink wink, nudge nudge*

**Fuck yes I did mix an Android and an IPhone together. Bitches whatcha gonna do? :3

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