UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 25
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"I hate the bitch who works the register on Thursdays, but aside from that...yeah."
Bella takes my hand and leads me to the bar. "Embry, get my friend whatever he wants, will ya?"
"Sure, Split."
"Umm...Split?"
"Yeah, it's kinda my handle around here."
"You bowl a lot of splits? I can show you how to pick up—"
Embry tosses down a napkin and starts to laugh. "Dude, that's not her bowling nickname."
"I'm gonna go change," Bella says. "Be right back?"
Bella's ass sways down the carpeted hallway and into the ladies' locker room.
"What're you drinking?"
"Something strong."
A/N: Oh dear, what is that girl splitting? All yours, MR!
Special shout out to Domie, Cullens Twi Mistress, and Sunflower Fran for helping us pimp this monster! We are three grateful taters!
XX IdH