Yeah, everyone knows Kisame's a jerk. I have never read the Baby Sitters Club or what not, but I have seen/heard of the books. Anyway enjoy this chapter!

Warning:

Language, fpreg, and others.

Disclaimer:

I don't own Naruto, just Takumi and Amaya.

Takumi's POV:

"Itachi stop!!" I screamed standing between him, and Kisame. Itachi stopped, but still looked really angry. He grabbed my upper arm, and led me away from the bloodied Kisame. He pulled me down the hall, and into an abandoned room.

"What did he do?" Itachi snarled. My eyes widened, and I stared at him… I was a little surprised he was so angry. I'd never seen him so mad. I figured I'd better answer him.

"I…I…" Come on mouth! FOCUS! I tried again, "He… he just…" Itachi took a deep breath, and changed to an irritated face. He was trying to look sympathetic. It wasn't working well.

"Did he hurt you any other way besides your…" He pointed to my chin. I shook my head curtly, my mouth a thin line. He frowned, and looked deep into my eyes, "What else did he do to you?"

I stared back, "He kissed me…" Itachi scowled, but didn't fire up like he had before. He nodded as if that's exactly what he had expected.

"I knew he liked you." He murmured. A chill ran up my spine. Creepy. Itachi spoke again, "The reason he acted angry with you is because you picked me over him."

I grimaced, "I figured that out." He nodded with a disgusted smile. He ran a finger down my cut, and sighed.

"You should probably get that stitched." I knew he was right. It stung like hell! I looked up at his face with a pout. He chuckled, "No! You can't stay with me until that's stitched. Hell, I could go to kiss you, and tear your whole lip off by accident." My eyes widened, but smiled at the same time.

Gruesome much? I rolled my eyes, and walked out of the room. I almost ran right into Kisame who was feeling his scarred forehead with one hand, and his bruised eyes with the other. He looked rather confused. I gasped at the sight of him, and snarled.

I scurried quickly away from him, and towards the kitchen. Hopefully they had some medical equipment in there. In the kitchen I saw Sasori… you know the one with the puppets, and Zetsu(Freaky head dude). I smiled, "Hey guys." They both glanced up in turn, and looked away without a word, but Sasori looked back up.

"Holy shit! Were you sparring?" He was staring at my cut.

"Uh… not really. No." I said back. Zetsu was staring now too. I looked around the kitchen then sighed in frustration, "Do you guys have a medical kit?"

Sasori pointed up on top of the fridge, "If you're looking for some sticker stitches, up there." I thanked him, grabbed three of the stitches, and went straight for the bathroom. I tried to go in, but the door was locked. Tobi was inside, serenading to himself in the shower. I chuckled, and rolled my eyes.

Instead I headed for my room. I knew there was a mirror in there I could use for my stitches. I opened the door, and saw Deidara, and Amaya making out on the bed. I gave them a bored expression, and headed straight for the mirror. Amaya noticed me, but Deidara just ignored me. I smirked, "Jesus, how many kids you goin' for?" That pushed Amaya over. She shoved Deidara off her, and glared at me.

I applied the stitches, and turned. Deidara was frowning with a puppy dog face at Amaya, and she was still glaring at me, "Hey Dei." I stated cheerfully. He gave me a quick smile.

"Hey Takumi." Then went right back to pouting at Amaya.

I smiled, "Hey Amaya," I gestured towards Deidara, and she looked.

"What?!" She said to him. He kissed her again. It was a long kiss… I felt kinda awkward.

When they pulled away from each other, he smiled satisfied, "That's all." He said and got up to leave from the room, "Bye." And disappeared around the corner.

"Dork." I murmured with a grimace, and put the last stitch on.

Amaya's POV:

Takumi came in with stitches and began sewing up her cut. I sighed, Hidan could probably fix that up better then she was doing, but considering she had never met him and the fact that he was currently on a mission with Kakuzu didn't help to much (I think they have a thing going you know). I laid out on the bed, it wasn't springy or bouncy like the other beds, probably because I never used it.Takumi finished with her needle work and sat on her own bed.

"What are we going to do?" I asked looking over at her. She smiled. Of course she would. She's the happy-go-lucky type. I hit the back of my head against the wall. Of course we would have to tell Pein, that I didn't mind, Pein was actually really cool to me. What worried me was no missions.

I got up and walked into the living room, Takumi right behind me. She walked into the kitchen, probably to get ice for her lip I assumed. I sat on the couch next to Tobi, he was just sitting there playing with what looked like……..a crayon?! Where the hell did he get that? Anyway he was soaked.

"Tobi, why are you wet?" I asked, one eyebrow raised.

"Tobi took a shower like a good boy."

"Did you take off your clothes?"

"No." he smiled, I got up with a sigh and walked into the closet that everyone shared. You see everyone has their own closet in there room but there was a main one we all had in the living room. I reached up and pulled down a towel and a spare cloak. Which reminded me, Itachi's going to have to give her one.

I walked back over to Tobi and handed him the cloak, "Here, change into this."

"Okay," he got up and began taking his soaked one off.

"TOBI!"

"What?"

"Take this and go into the bathroom."

"Oh, okay." and then he did that awkward skip to the bathroom. I waited until he came out five minutes later. At least his clothes were dry.

"Now come here and sit beside me." he did and I took the towel and towel dried his hair. He was giggling the whole time. That was when Deidara walked in and took the seat next to me. I looked at him and he kissed me. I smiled and went back to work on Tobi's hair. When I finished I sent him to his room. I had forgotten Deidara was there so I just threw the towel randomly behind me. I looked where it had landed and saw it over Deidara's head. I laughed.

"You think that's funny, un?" he took it off his head and proceeded to tie the stupid thing around my arms.

"There is such thing as RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed when he pounced on top of me. I scowled at him then said in a monotone-like voice.

"We're on the living room couch."

"Point, un?"

"Anyone can walk in on us stupid!"

"Oh, right, un"

"Yeah, Takumi's already walked in on us, we don't need anyone else to."

"Fine then, un." he got off me and I sat up. He was pouting but I didn't care, too many times he did this. He got his way too many times. I laid back, my head resting on Deidara's chest. It wasn't that I was tired or needed sleep. I just needed any form of rest. I usually did this by calming the body and letting it do the procedures it did in sleep.

"Hey Dei?" I mumbled.

"Yeah, un?"

"Can you take the towel off my hands." he laughed and took them off for me.