This is officially the last chapter of 'This Is Gonna Be Great' :( But don't worry; the new book (This Is Gonna Be Ghettolicious) will be out ASAP! I hope you love the last chapter, and remember to COMMENT or PM message me anytime you want. I DO NOT OWN ANY TWILIGHT RELATED REFERENCES.

I'm warm in bed; whilst he is sweating bad.

I'm content; this is the worst night he's had.

I'm alone; he's centre of hugs

I'm on the toilet; he's on drugs.

I'm waking up; he's busy with sluts.

I'm racing downstairs; he's retching his guts.

I'm opening gifts; he's home out the gloom.

I'm rushing to him; he's off to his room.

I'm celebrating Christmas, the only way I know.

He's slowly killing it, by snorting all the snow.

-Dan Brown

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't stop looking at Jill's stomach. It seemed to have grown drastically in the short minutes that she finally came out and told me she was knocked up. With twins. With a werewolf as a baby-daddy. God, those kids are going to be so fucked up.

"Quit staring at me." She grumbled, wiping away a few loose tears. "You're creepy when you're intrigued"

"Oh, no I'm not intrigued. I'm merely wondering why you would keep a very large secret from me for nearly three months. I'm hurt, Jillian." I sneered her name. I was still obviously pissed at her, and I would continue to be so until those little babies pop out of her. Maybe a little bit after that, too.

"I only found out a week ago! And I was going to tell you, but you were too wrapped up in your dead boyfriend to care about my issues!" she made a sharp turn in the road, a crazed look in her eyes. I knew she wasn't mad at me; more so the fact that her boyfriend chose not to wear protection. I stayed silent for a few moments before I tried my hardest to reason with her.

"This situation could be a whole lot worse; you could be having quintuplets! That would really mess up…down there"

"I guess you're right, but it'll still mess up down there Charlotte." She giggled quietly, driving past the large 'Welcome to La Push' sign against a tree. I leant against the window as we slowly neared the Black house, the cold snow windows pressing against my bare arms. As soon as we were two miles away from Jake's house, the thumping of the music was unbearable. When we finally pulled onto the gravel pathway, a few wolves were passed out on the snow, bottles of vodka littering the space around them.

"This is the best!" I exclaimed, jumping out of the car. Jill hoped out soon after, a grimace on her face.

"I think this is my hormones talking, but the alcohol smells ridiculously bad. I don't think I can hold down breakfast if I'm in that house" her pale face turned a light shade of green in an instant, making her lean against the car.

"Try your best, okay? If you feel like you're going to blow chunks, just tell me and we'll get out of there" I reasoned, pulling her lightly towards the source of music. I could hear the boys yelling and joking around even when I was outside.

"Okay" she sighed, giving in and stepping forward. I grinned and led her towards the ajar doorway. Tanned bodies were surrounding my view, but my smile never disappeared. Once Paul spotted us, he staggered towards Jill and kissed her openly. It was obvious he was drunk, as well as everyone else, which made it all the more funnier when he started slipping to the floor. Jill laughed loudly, her face lighting up like a Christmas tree.

"You made it!" Jake yelled, picking me up and spinning me around. His eyes were glassy and he looked dumber than usual. He too was drunk. "I was worried you wouldn't. I got so scared"

"How much have you had to drink, Jake?" I chuckled as he pulled me in for a hug. He let me go a second later, a wild look in his eyes. As fast as lightning, he gripped my wrist in his overly huge hand and dragged me towards the kitchen, where several more drunk beavers were making crude 'yo momma' jokes.

"Merry Christmas!" he screamed, throwing me a small but neatly wrapped box. I laughed as he stumbled across the kitchen to get another beer from the ice box near the counter. Slowly, I peeled off the lid and smiled when a hand-sewed bracelet popped out. I remembered that from the book; he was supposed to give it to prissy Bella when he was in love with her – this was merely a gesture of sisterly love.

"Jake…it's beautiful" I tried sounding meaningful, but I had to laugh when I saw him pouting at me with a girly expression on his face. Jake skipped over to me and enveloped me in a one-armed hug, to which he then ruined by blowing his breath roughly in my ear.

"Stop it!" I giggled. He set me down before yelling to one of his friends about beating him in shots. A boulder like weight nudged me from behind, making me nearly fall over. I glared at Jill, who smiled sheepishly.

"I need you to drink this" she thrust a large red cup that was filled to the brim with beer and something else that had me flinching away.

"Why?"

"Jared, the stupid prick, dared me to drink all this in five minutes. But, because he's drunk, I told him I would do it in the kitchen" she stated, a giggled escaping her lips. I looked behind her, where Jared and Quil pointed in our direction with large grins on their faces. Jill couldn't tip it down the sink, as he was watching her like a hawk. But, she also couldn't drink it because of her current 'situation'.

"Fine, but you owe me so big." I snatched the cup away from her and bowed slightly, so the two boys wouldn't see me drink it. I held my nose and gulped it down without registering what it actually was. Once I finished, I past her the cup and stood back up right. My vision swam for a good minute, but then drifted soon after. I felt like I was on a high; I had to express my energy. I had to move around.

"Jake…" I dragged out his name as I saw him approaching the keg. He looked over at me, his eyes still glassy and a huge smile on his face. "What did you put in the beer? I feel weird"

"Just a bit of everything; vodka, gin, tequila, absinthe, rum. You name it" he listed off the liquor as if he was discussing what he had for dinner the night before. I was shocked, to say the least, that he actually got that much alcohol into his party, considering almost everyone was below the legal age.

"So you basically drugged the shit out of me?" I asked, having to yell in his ear as a new song enveloped us. The walls of the house were thumping repeatedly with the catchy dance music, which everyone seemed to love.

"Basically. Yeah" he shrugged before dragging me over to his friends and Jill, who was acting as drunk as everyone else. I would have been fooled by her staggering and sloppy moves, but every so often I would see her tip out the contents of her cup behind the couch before placing it back on her lips.

"I am so wasted" she giggled, placing a kiss on Paul's temple. He looked lovingly at her, like Eddie did with me, before pulling her onto his lap. He was about to rest his arms over her stomach before she kissed the life out of him. He reacted quickly and instead knotted his fists in her blonde hair.

"Do you mind not having sex on my couch?" Jake groaned, separating the two imprints. Paul growled loudly as the other few boys laughed at him, including me.

"Fine, we'll go up to your room instead"

"Do it, and I'll cut your dic-"

"I don't want to hear this!" I yelled over Jake, who had a threatening look on his face. He turned towards me, his usual smile on his face, before winking. I rolled my eyes before slouching on the sofa, next to Jake and Embry. We must've talked about nonsense for hours, because soon I was getting a call from Alice.

"Pixie!" I exclaimed, resting my feet on the coffee table. No one payed attention to me, as they were too busy engaging in crude games of strip poker. Jill was only down to her bra and jeans, and Paul only wore his underwear. Embry was still wearing his shirt and jeans, but Quil, Seth and Jared only wore their pants. Jake wasn't so lucky, and only had a pillow covering his man-business. Of course, Paul had a large blanket covering Jill's frame and her baby bump.

"Where are you? You're six minutes late!" I lifted up Embry's wrist and looked at his expensive looking watch. 6:06. I groaned and rolled my head back.

"I'm leaving now. It'll take me an hour to walk to your house, okay?" I picked up my shoes from the ground and kissed Jake and Jill's cheeks.

"Where are you going?" Jill hissed, looking up from her cards. Jake was too focused on not dropping his pillow to look up, and instead stared at his cards in wonder.

"Don't be stupid, Bella! Victoria is still out there, you know. Edward will meet you at the treaty line. Hurry up!" she disconnected quickly. I shoved my phone back in my back pocket before answering Jill's question.

"I had to go to the Cullen's for-" I didn't have time to finish my sentence, as all the boys groaned in annoyance. It wasn't a secret to know they hated my boyfriend and his entire family, as well as the vampires hating the werewolves. I rolled my eyes before continuing. "-dinner."

"Have fun kissing the leaches' ass" Jared chuckled, making me hit his head roughly.

"Can you drive me there?" I asked Jill; I didn't want Eddie to go off his nut when he saw I was drunk. If Jill dropped me there, I could freshen up a bit beforehand.

"I would, but I'm too drunk" to prove her point, she started swaying and closing her eyes. I glared at her stupid attempt to trick me; I wasn't that drunk, but I was still smart enough to not mix drinking and driving.

"Oh yeah, that 'beer belly' you have going on there proves that" I pointed at her pregnant stomach and laughed when Paul suggested she should stop drinking. Jill glared at me as she pulled the blanket tighter around her.

"Toodle-oo beavers" I waved at them before exiting the warm house. Almost everyone had gone home now for dinner and such, but there were still some people passed out on the snowy ground. I walked to Jill's Lamborghini and pulled out the box of presents from the back before making my way up the gravel road. I had to put my shoes back on after a few minutes because the snow was starting to freeze them. I then regretted not bringing a coat with me, no matter how much I didn't think I needed it. I shivered up the road, continuously rubbing my arms for heat.

"Good one, Charlotte," I mumbled to myself. "You're a total genius for getting drunk in this weather" I kicked a loose stone on the road into the snow pile beside me. The sky was surprisingly light, well, it wasn't black. It was a type of charcoal grey that was still light enough for you to see up to five metres away. A small coating of snow fell around me, causing me to shiver more. I had never been so happy to see Eddie's familiar Volvo parked right at the treaty line, the lights blinding me.

"Merry Christmas!" I exclaimed, jumping in my boyfriend's awaiting arms. He chuckled and caught me effortlessly. Unfortunately for me, he was colder than an iceberg and made me colder than before.

"Merry Christmas, now get in before you freeze to death" Eddie chuckled, draping his large grey coat over me. I opened the passenger door and buckled myself in the warm car. My nightmare from this morning still haunted me, and looking at his face gave me a sense of relief; at least he had a face. It only took five minutes to arrive at the Cullen's overly large house. All of my future in-laws stood out in the cold weather with large grins on their faces.

"Merry Christmas, Bella!" Esme exclaimed, pulling me into a rough hug. I struggled for breath before hugging her back hesitantly. I didn't know when they last fed, and I wasn't going to push it, especially when I was this tipsy.

"Merry Christmas" I chuckled, moving around to awkwardly hug each individual Cullen. I was thankful I had Eddie's coat, because even touching them the slightest made me a little cold.

"Let's go inside!" Alice declared loudly, her squeaky voice echoing through the trees. The tiny Cullen gripped my hand and practically threw me inside the warm house. "Sit down; we're sharing presents"

"You're giving me a headache" I groaned, rubbing my temples tightly as everyone sat around in the sofas and chairs. Eddie passed me my cardboard box full of gifts before sitting beside me on the white lounge. Alice grinned widely before listing off rules for the Kris Kringal presents. I didn't pay attention because I was too busy trying not to fall asleep.

"Emmett, you go first." The Cullen who I most considered my brother stood up proud and waltzed his way over to Jasper, who was on the other side of me. He gracefully placed the small box on Jasper's lap before skipping his way next to Rosalie, who looked like she would kill Emmett.

"Um, thank you, Em." Jasper awkwardly said, peeling the lid off of the sparkly pink box. I couldn't see what Emmett got his brother, as Eddie's arm was blocking my view, but by Jasper's expression, it was something good.

"I thought I lost these when the war ended…" he trained off, looking adoringly at the box. I finally managed to pull away from Eddie, after much punching and slapping, and finally saw what Emmett had given Jasper; a journal. On the front, in cursive writing, read 'Jasper Whitlock'. He must have kept a diary when he entered the war and lost it when Maria turned him. In a matter of milliseconds, Jasper held Emmett in a tight embrace. I had never seen him so open and emotional before.

"Cute." Alice sighed dreamily. "Bella it's your turn." Fuck. Mine can't even be compared to Emmett's, and he's a dumb-ass.

"Oh…goody" I chuckled nervously. I pulled out Eddie's long present and awkwardly passed it to him. He didn't look surprised in the least, and he took it with a big smile. He kissed my temple before opening it, which made me feel worse. He stared at the Edward Elgar record with wonder, a bit of sadness in his eyes.

"Shit, I knew you wouldn't like it! Fuck you Emmett for showing me up."

"My father took me to see one of Sir Elgar's performances when I was thirteen, when we had a little money saved up. His music was breathtaking, and it is one of the only memories I have of my father and I together" Eddie's eyes filled with venomous tears, but I didn't know whether to feel happy or apologetic.

"I'm sorr-" before I could finish, ice cold lips met mine in a very hungry way. I melted into the familiar kiss, but soon pulled away; his whole family was watching our heated exchange. I smiled at the fact that I had surprised Eddie with a present I didn't even know he wanted, and made him tear up. The rest of the circle exchanged their Kris Kringal gifts; Edward gave Emmett a silver play station, Carlisle gave Rose two plane tickets at go around Europe, Esme gave Alice an unlimited credit card, Jasper gave Esme a new sports car, and Alice gave Carlisle a new wardrobe. All was left, was me.

"Bella, this is from the whole family, since we all worked on it" Rose approached me with a large smile. I cautiously looked around at all the Cullen's, who looked the same yet creepier than her.

"There's nothing I like more than home projects" I mumbled to myself. Rose placed the small box in my hands before taking a seat on Emmett. Slowly, I took off the lid and looked down at a silver key; a car key. I tried my best to smile at the family, but it didn't feel right. Chevy was still a huge sore spot of me; he was part of my life, which was weird because he was a piece of machinery. But he was, and always would be my first car.

"Wow…thanks"

"Come on, we'll show you!" Rose shrieked, pulling my wrist in a matter of seconds. I was dragged towards the garage with all the Cullen's following helplessly behind.

"You're my boyfriend, correct?" I asked Eddie.

"That's correct" he chuckled.

"So doesn't that mean you have to save me from your crazy sisters?"

"I don't believe so" Rose pushed open the garage doors and pointed to a car underneath a grey sheet. Everyone peered around me, as if to see my reaction. Alice looked ready to jump out of her own skin from excitement as well as Emmett. Jasper walked towards the sheet and gripped it, an eager expression on his face. He ripped it off a second later, revealing an orange Chevrolet. My eyes widened as I took in the replica of my car, but it still wasn't my Chevy.

"Before you totalled your car, I had no idea what to get you, because, let's face it, you're very difficult to buy for." Rose chuckled. "So, when I found out your beloved piece of shit crashed, I knew I had to fix and improve it. And that's exactly what I did"

"So you're saying this is my Chevy? The one that had the front of it in an awkward upright position?" I asked, not believing that someone so cold could be so kind. Rose and I didn't get along at first, but now she wasn't so bad. She was better than Alice, without her constant need to shop, but it was still an effort for her to agree on the same things as me. It was safe to say, that was the best present a vampire ever gave me.

"Yep"

"This is fucking great! I love Christmas!" I screamed, accidently swerving in the other road lane. Eddie hissed something low enough for my ears before reaching forward to steady himself. I apologized quietly before returning my gaze to the snow covered ground. My new and improved Chevy had a better radio station, had comfier seats and I had fluffy dice. I had always wanted fluffy dice.

"Pull over" Eddie commanded, his eyes growing darker. I decided not to mess with him, because he looked pissed. I pulled over slowly and looked cautiously at him. I knew he wouldn't hurt me, but I also knew he was capable of ripping Chevy to shreds.

"I need to talk to you." He started, an edge in his voice. Whenever he started sentence like that, I knew it wasn't ever good.

"Are you breaking up with me?" I asked, thinking the worst, as always.

"No"

"Then is it my driving? Are you going to tell my dad I'm a shit driver?"

"No"

"Then what the fuck is this about?" I didn't know what he wanted, and he was giving me strange ideas of what he meant. It couldn't be good, because nothing ever good happened out of 'I need to talk to you'. Ever.

"Marry me" I was sure my eyes bugged out of my head. I knew this was going to happen eventually, but I didn't think he would do it on Christmas! God, I knew I should have kept driving. I chuckled and turned back on the road, making sure I didn't do anything illegal from there to my house.

"Is that a yes?" he asked, hopeful.

"Fuck no." I sighed, turning down my street. I wasn't surprised to find all the lights still on at the house, because it was only midnight and Charlie usually stayed up to watch the late night football re-runs.

"So, does this mean we're breaking up?" I parked the car and turned to Eddie, who had a very confused look on his face. I felt bad about saying no, I really did, but I had to say it a few times before I tried to seduce him. Or in my case, actually succeed. No way was I going to pass up that opportunity.

"Nope. It simply means that my dad will have your ass if you proposed, especially since I'm technically still in school"

"But your dad can't shoot at me; I'm bullet proof, remember?"

"Yes, but it would look a bit suspicious if he shot at you and nothing happened." I concluded, hoping out of Chevy. Eddie followed me, a frown still on his face. "Keep asking, because I might say yes one of these days" I kissed him before walking up to the front door. When I turned back, Eddie was gone as well as his proposal.

Well, what did you think about Jill's surprise pregnancy? What I've starting writing out the plot for next book, so I should hopefully have up the next chapter soon! Thank you everyone who reviewed and read this book, your feedback has been beyond amazing, and if you have any suggestions or ideas that you think I should put in, please contact me.

Love always,

Lifelessvampire