A/N - Next time I am bored I am going to do a few more chapters (which will probably be soon) cause I found some of my old school stuff from and they have quite a lot of note things from me and my friends that will inspire chapters -happy dance- some of the quotes from our strange conversations I put on my deviantart page GO LOOK:o) http://a-lanna.deviantartDOTcom/art/Quotes-62499673 you'll probably recognise some of the stuff from other chapters I've written :o) my friends are awesome.

I have a challenge for you all... well not really a challenge, I just want to see if I can make any given topic funny (so its more of a challenge for me and a request/game/contest type thing for you). If I like the topic I'll try and make it funny and turn it into a chapter... this is mainly because these note things are soo easy to write, I want to see if I could write about something specific and different to the usual weird junk that pops into my head (if that makes sense) anyway, if you think this is a good idea, review & tell me what you'd like a chapter on? And I'll see if I can do it...?

-Lanna

Notes.

Edward - bold, Bella - Italic, Alice - Regular, Emmett - Underlined, Jasper - bold italic

---Edward, Alice, Bella, Jasper & Emmett are in the Cullen's living room watching Pirates Of The Caribbean while passing notes---

So Jess sent me a post card from her holiday in Italy...

What'd she say?

That she met this Italian guy, and he's all rich and his dad seems all posh-gangster-like...

Oooh! I bet he's in the mafia!

I wanna be in the mafia...

Me too...

We could be like "The Forks Mafia"?

Oh hell yeah!

The Forks Mafia?

Mhmm:o)

What will you two come up with next…

Solar powered killing sheep?

I think that was a rhetorical question Bella…

Oh, okay… back to our mafia-ness…

We'd need like a more Italian mafia type last name?

Yeah Swan, Cullen and Hale don't exactly scream out "crime lords" or anything along those lines.

OOH! what about Mozzarella!

I LOVE it!

Ha... your mafia name is a type of cheese?

Yuhuh! Cheese is wonderful...

---Edward gives Bella a weird look and they pay attention to the movie for a few minutes---

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness!

Ha! Jack Sparrow is a legend!

I wanna be a PIRATE!

Me too!

I thought you wanted to be in the mafia?

We can do both...

Yeah we can multi-task like gods!

How do you know how well gods can multi task?

I have no idea, but with all their godliness I'm sure they'd be good at it

Any who... so we're pirates in the mafia?

Mhmm... OMG! We are the MIRATES!

Mafia Pirates Mirates! Woo! YAY! -happy dance-

Can I be in the mirates...

Nope Emmie, you can be in the Pafia.

The Pafia?

Yeah its pretty much the same, the pafia is the mirates... except its more camp ;oP

HEY! I am not CAMP!

Sure you're not..

Nu-uh!

Yuhuh! You like pink, you're scared of munchkins, you listen to the spice girls-

Fine I see your point! But I still resent the whole pafia thing!

We need Mirate names!

What happened to the whole mozzarella thing?

Well that just can't apply now... the pirate-ness cancels out the cheese!

-raises eyebrows- I'm not even gonna ask about that last comment...

Okay, so I think Alice should be the captain!

YAY! What's my name? (you are sooo my co-captain)

You... are -drum roll- Cap'n Jem-Sparkly!

I LOVELOVELOVE EET! and you my wonderfully awesome co-cap'n shall be known as... Feisty Tidgit!

Ha awesome! and Eddie is the look-out type person that lives in the crows nest and his name shall be Eddie McLeft-ear!

Why Eddie McLeft-ear?

Honestly I have no idea... I just liked that -shrugs-

OOH! And Jazzy is Bookmark-Jazz! (ya know, like Bootstrap Bill?) and he gets to be the person that steers the ship type thing!

Hmm… I approve :o)

Okay, so what's my name and what do I do?

You Emmett... are First Mate Barbie!

Hey! Barbie?! What the hell? That's unfair...

Life is unfair Emmie-pants... its not all rainbows and butterflies you know, although it does have its moments -winks at Eddie-

;oP

Pfft fine... but at least I'm the First Mate right?

Umm no... that just made the name sound better, you're not first mate.

What am I then?

The poop-deck cleaner person! I'm not entirely sure what that is but it sounds funny!

HAHA!

WHAT?!

What the Cap'n says, goes First Mate Barbie...

Grr, shut up Jazz! -sulks-

So what is our ship called anyhow?

The Rusty Diamond!

---Emmett sulks upstairs to complain to Rose (Rose -italic underlined)---

So Emmett told me about the whole Mirate thing...

He is still gonna be First Mate Barbie no matter what you say! -pouts-

Oh I know -grins evilly- I was just wondering what MY Mirate name is?

Hmm... You, shall be known as Don-Rosey Demilo... and you'll be in charge of the canons!

I can live with that, it does sound very mafia-ish but pirate at the same time, and I get to blow stuff up? WOO!

Cap'n...

Argh?

I feel a song coming on...

OOH! YAY!... I mean... ARRRGH shiver me timbers and such like! -tries to talk pirate-

Weeeeeeeeeee are the MIRATES who don't do anything.

We just stay home and lie around.

and if you ask us to do anything.

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything...

Umm Bella...

Yuhuh?

How opposed would you be to making Mike Newton walk the plank? -smirks-

Haha... and you all say I'm the evil one :o) and to answer your question Eddie... I'd be completely fine with that...

Could we make one of the werewolves walk the plank too... preferably that Paul one?

Oh so you've stopped sulking now Emmie?

Well yeah...

How come?

Cause I realised I'd get a sword AND a gun if I was in the Mirates... or, umm the Pafia -glares at last part-

And here was me thinking light sabers were more your thing...

HAHA!

LOI!

HEY! I thought we agreed not to mention that again?

Nope... you demanded like a child, I never agreed.

GRR! Jasper you are soo dead... again.

I dunno... as I recall he kicked your ass into a whole bunch of shelves during your last "dual"

Hmph!

Oh Emmett don't sulk... you get a sword and a gun remember?

-sulks still-

And seeing as I'd be in charge of the cannons on our pretend Mirate ship I'd let you blow Paul up?

Oh hell yeah:o)

-rolls eyes-

So Bella, Alice... where does the mafia part come into this whole thing?

Well, on land we are the Forks Mafia, feared by many, respected by all!

And at sea... we are the worlds most kick ass pirates ever to sail the seven seas! Argh!

So we're vampire pirates who also happen to be in the mafia? interesting

Yeah don't forget the fact that we're also super heroes too... (sometimes villains attempting world domination)

Oh and you can't leave out the fact that Alice and I are also dinosaurs...

I'm officially confused...

You were born confused.

Yeah well! Now its all.. official like!

They lost me at "feared by many, respected by all"...

Boys... -rolls eyes-

---They finally pay full attention to the movie and sit in silence for a while---

A/N - Haha well, this chapter was kinda long... I wanna explain it a bit though (the whole Jess being on holiday in Italy thing was just my way of bringing up the mafia topic)

Anyway, so my friend Jade met this guy over the summer he was Italian (but Scottish) and me and my friends used to sit in study first thing on Monday mornings and Jade would tell us all about him and somehow we all ended up convinced he was in the mafia (Haha Batman convinced us! We had many fun conversations about that, we thought it was awesome) and Batman and I decided we wanted to be in the mafia and then we got talking about going to see the pirates of the Caribbean movie, which led to the whole "I wanna be a pirate thing"... and that's how the whole "Mirate" and "Pafia" thing started. (It was so funny, I actually drew the rusty diamond, all of our friends had mirate names and I drew pictures of us all as mirates, Batman reworded the Relient K - Pirates who don't do anything song, but I cant remember the words, we have a whole Mirate folder, but Batman has it still -pouts-)

So anyway, sorry for the long a/n (I get carried away with this topic), this chapter is dedicated to the ORIGINAL MIRATES:

Sarah - Cap'n Jem-Sparkly

Alanna (a.k.a me -rolls eyes) - Lanny McShinyShoes

Luke - First Mate Barbie (He is gay, and he came up with his own name... he is camp so that's where the whole Pafia thing came from)

Jenna - Feisty Tidgit

Siobhan - Don Shivy Demilo

(I forgot everyone else's mirate names, but there was like 12 of us, haha)

We all dressed as mirates on the last day of school :o)

-Lanna