A/N: This chapter is two events in one because, well, the results are so short that neither of them would make a good chapter by themselves.
To Sightlines- You know, I was thinking of doing that idea! But now it's just deciding on what routines that each team will do...
Disclaimer- I don't own anything~! But my ideas...
Who counts sheep? Cats are better...
"Hello everyone." The commentator whispered to the audience. "The reson I'm whispering is because of today's competition. Which is… Da da da dahn!" She whispered before holding up a paper that read 'Who counts sheep?'. "It's a sleeping contest and currently we have Profesor Oak for Team Seme and Greece for Team Uke. Let's go in for a closer look…"
In the arena, half of the semes and half of the ukes were crowded behind the sleeping Pokémon Professor and the same went for the group behind the sleeping nation. "Sleep, Greece, sleep! Sleep, Greece, sleep!" Some of the ukes were whisper-cheering. However, some of the semes were trying their best to get Heracles to wake up, by means of pots and pans, yelling, and just acting stupid as a whole.
On Professor Oak's side, the semes were shoving the ukes away as they tried to wake the older man up.
(Cue the voice from Spongebob) One hour later…
The two were still sleeping…
Two hours later…
The two males were still asleep…
Three hours later…
Still sleeping…
(Cue a new voice) So much later that the previous announcer-guy got tired and quit and they hired me as his replacement!
"Um, Tracy?" Itachi asked the Pokémon watcher, "How deep of a sleeper is Professor Oak?" The olive-haired man huffed,
"One time I got nearly trampled to death by a pack of angry Tauros. I must have been screaming 'bloody-murder' for about an hour before I managed to limp back to the house. Turns out that the man didn't hear any of it because he was too busy taking his afternoon nap."
At that time, Kisame was asking Turkey the same question, only about Greece. "Well, ya see… I seriously think he either has a medical problem or has a stash of valium somewhere because this kid has slept through volcanoes and not even moved an inch!"
The competition was getting heated but everyone was getting kind of tired of watching the two sleep. So Tracy stood up and said, "There is one thing that gets him up though…" The young man walked near the professor and, after taking a breath, called over, "Professor! It's time for lunch!"
"It's time for what now?" Professor Oak shot up, looking around. All the semes glared at the older man, Russia sighing,
"You have got to be kidding me…"
Team Seme- 200
Team Uke- 150
A Test of Speed!
"Ladies and gentleman!" The commentator announced. "This next event is one of racing and speed: A race!" The audience went quiet and someone shouted, 'Lame!' "Screw you! Anyway, the competitors in said race are to be, for Team Seme, Shadow, and for Team Uke, Sonic!"
Now the audience cheered as the two males moved to the track on the arena. "Come on Sonic, you can do this… You're the fastest thing alive, for God's sake!" Itachi muttered. Kisame was praying for Shadow to beat Sonic, while Kakuzu was making bets.
"I have Shadow to beat Sonic on good odds! Who wants in on this?"
After the bets were made and everyone was ready, Bayonetta stood up and, making sure that there weren't any birds or bird-Pokémon (damn you PETA) she shot her handgun into the air.
With three 'whooshing' noises, and streams of black, red, and blue, Shadow and Sonic had circled the arena three times.
Everyone was speechless.
"Um… Could we get an… instant replay?" Shuichi chuckled nervously.
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Everyone was currently circled around a screen that used the same technology that was used to catch Sheik in the act ("You're never going to let me live that down, are you Link?" "Hell no!"). Seeing as how both Shadow and Sonic were capable of going faster than the speed of sound, they had to slow the video down by about 90 percent.
They replayed it. It seemed as though the two had been evenly matched during the first two laps… But then it all went to hell when…
"Agh! ..Hating… this!"
…Sonic tripped on a bug. But, you know, when you're going faster than the speed of sound, you have the time to pick yourself back up. But, for now…
"Team Seme wins!"
"Ha! Alright losers, pay up!" Kakuzu chuckled as he walked around collecting money from those on the losing side of the bet.
A/N:
Team Seme- 250
Team Uke- 150
I know that it's short, but I have a good reason! No I don't… Well, actually… Look, here's the thing:
I was on spring break this week (finally!), but I had so much work to do that it was like, 'where the fuck did my break go?!'
Forgive me! Please don't abandon me~!
Please tell me what you thought and keep cheering on for your favorite teams…
-Tyranno's girl.