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Chapter 25: Chuunin Exams: Stage 2- Part 2

"Can you move?" asked Haruko.

"Of course! I'm just staying still for the heck of it!" said Ue sarcastically.

"Unfortunately his mouth still works" sighed Shita.

"Shut it!" snapped Ue.

"You're the one that got paralysed, not me!" stated Shita.

"If I could move, you'd be sorry!!" snapped Ue.

"Oh really? Well it's too bad you can't then!" said Shita with a smirk.

"You guys! We need to find a way to cure Ue!" stated Haruko.

"Can't we leave him here?" whined Shita.

"What? So you can spend time with your girlfriend?" asked Ue teasingly.

Shita hit Ue in the face.

"Oo! That's fun!" exclaimed Shita, hitting him a few more times.

Haruko sighed and shook her head. They were so immature. Fuyu and Natsu were wrestling over near a bush at this time.

"Shita?" Haruko asked.

"Yeah?" he answered.

"Your mother's a medical nin, right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Did she teach you anything?" asked Haruko.

"Yeah lots! She tried to teach Ue, but he's too stupid!" replied Shita.

Ue growled at him, and Shita hit his brother in the face again.

"Could you make a cure to this?" asked Haruko, pointing at Ue.

"Probably" muttered Shita.

"Could you do it?" asked Haruko.

Shita folded his arms and thought. There was a long silence...

"NOW!!" snapped Haruko.

"Ok ok!" sighed Shita.

He grabbed a bunch of ingredients out of his beltbag. He worked fast, as Haruko watched.

"Hurry up I gotta piss!!" snapped Ue.

"I'll let you know when I care" growled Shita.

A few minutes later Shita had finished. He held up a bowl of green foul smelling liquid. He put it up to his brothers lips and tipped it, so that the liquid poured into his mouth. When the bowl was empty, Ue began to scream and complain about the taste. Shita was laughing his head off, and Haruko suspected he purposely put foul tasting stuff in there. After a few seconds Ue could move again and they headed off. They formed a line. Shita, who had the better sense of smell, was in front, with Fuyu sitting happily on his head. Haruko in the middle, since she had quick reactions to things that happened on either side of her, and Ue at the back, since he had better hearing, he could tell if someone was following them. Natsu was in Ue's jacket, with his head and paws poking out. They moved swiftly through the trees. Suddenly Ue heard something.

"Shita" he said warningly.

"I know" said Shita,"I can smell them"

"What do we do?" asked Ue.

"Just keep moving, only fight if they attack first" stated Shita.

Ue and Haruko nodded. Ue didn't like to listen to his brother, in fact, he usually did the opposite of what he said to do, but in this case, it was a matter of life or death. Haruko was just happy to do whatever he said, as long as she stayed alive! Shita tried to seem calm, but in reality, he was scared out of his mind. They went on a bit further. Ue could hear them closing in.

"Shita" he said.

"Just keep going" stated Shita.

Suddenly a kunai came flying out of the trees and at Haruko.

"MOVE STUPID!!" yelled Ue.

Haruko jumped, as if she just came out of a daydream, and quickly ducked. The kunai stuck into the tree behind her.

"COME OUT COWARDS!" yelled Shita.

A bunch of ninja appeared from the trees. Shita recognised the symbol on their forehead protectors. These people were from the hidden rain village.

"What do you want?!" asked Ue, which was kind of a stupid question since it was obvious what they wanted.

"Your scroll" one replied.

"I wonder which one has it Yomaru" sneered another.

Shita signalled for his team to jump to the ground. The rain nin followed them there.

"Trying to escape?" asked one teasingly.

"Yeah right" snorted Ue.

"So, which one of you has the scroll?" asked the one named Yomaru.

"Guess" said Shita mockingly.

Yomaru looked at each of them. Then pointed at Haruko.

"You" he said,"The weakling"

Haruko growled at this comment.

"You're wrong, bastard" snapped Ue. (Excuse his french)

'Idiot!' thought Shita.

"Oh am I? That means it's one of you two" sneered Yomaru.

"YOU IDIOT!!" yelled Shita.

"SHUT IT!!" Ue yelled back.

"Well, we'll just kill you all" stated Yomaru.

Yomaru leapt at Shita, who quickly drew a kunai and blocked him. The others attacked Ue and Haruko. Shita forced Yomaru back.

"That's quite some strength you have there!" exclaimed Yomaru,"You must be a medical nin"

"In training" stated Shita.

Fuyu leapt off Shita's head and onto the ground beside him.

"You ready Fuyu?" asked Shita, looking down at his companion.

Fuyu barked a yes. Shita tightened his headband. Then he started making hand signs then smacked his hands on the ground. The ground around him started to become dry and cracked. He was drawing water from underground for his jutsu. He was using a powerful jutsu, to end it fast.

"Water dragon blast!" yelled Shita, as he unleashed all the water he had gathered in the form of a dragon.

"Crud!" excalaimed Yomaru as the attack scored a direct hit.

His mother had tought him that. Now it was time to use one of his father's techniques. Yomaru was slowly getting up. Shita bent down on all fours and Fuyu jumped on his back. He could see Ue doing the same.

"Man beast clone technique!" they both yelled.

There was a puff of smoke and when it cleared, Fuyu and Natsu had turned into clones of Ue and Shita. Both the brothers and their dogs were in man beast form. They had long pointy nails, and large fangs.

"Gatsuga!" they both yelled as they spun into torpedos.

Ue, Shita, Natsu and Fuyu all rammed into their opponents, sending them, covered in blood, flying into the bushes, never to rise again. Shita looked over to Haruko. She had used the head hunter jutsu, and now all that was above ground of the rain nin was his head, and Haruko was poking him in the forehead. Shita laughed at the sight, then went to search the bodies. As he guessed, the scroll was on Yomaru, and lucky for them, it was the Heaven scroll.

"Let's go guys!" exclaimed Shita.

"What about this guy?" asked Ue, kicking the rain nin guy in the head.

"Oi! Stop it brat!" he yelled.

"Leave him" sighed Shita.

The team jumped into the trees and headed towards the tower.

"H-hey! Get back here!!" yelled the rain nin,"I... gotta pee..."

Me: There's the second part of stage 2!! Hope you all liked it!

Casey: I could of made all that so more humerous!! Just my appearence on the scene would add a little spark!! I need to come back in!!

Me: Yes yes, you'll get your turn!!

Rachel: My little Haruko... she's all grown up!

Casey: Yeah... she can put people underground, woo... she leaves the head out so they can still complain! Why don't you have the feet sticking out? or maybe the arm!!

Me: She's just a genin y'know

Casey: Excuses excuses!! I say they were only able to win that battle, due to my ever so awesome pamphlets!!!

Me: Of course, that was completely it...

Casey: Good to see you agree with me!!

Me: (rolls eyes)

Next Chapter: Chuunin Exams: Stage 2- Part 3

Casey: Did you just roll your eyes?

Me: Mwah? Never!

Casey: I'm sure you did!

Me: Oh don't be silly my, uh, highly intelligent friend (shifty eyes)

Casey: You did it again!!

Me: P