"You are totally sure about this right? This isn't just a one night thing or a good hook-up, not that I think he would be a good hook-up, he's actually probably pretty bad in bed but-"Sebastian notices the glare that Blaine is giving him and he moves on. "No, but in all seriousness Blaine, this is like totally legit and he looks like a pancake that got run over." Sebastian asks as he insults Kurt. Blaine just scoffs as he pushes him aside. "Multiple times, like seriously, it's like he got run over, then backed up on and then run over again." Blaine is skimming the many display cabinets of engagement rings while Sebastian insults Kurt. "Not gonna lie, it sounds like fun, the whole running your boyfriend over, multiple times." Blaine and Sebastian are good friends, it's like the whole rock assault never happened but still Sebastian loves to rub Blaine the wrong way by insulting Kurt. "Yes I'm sure and he does not look like a run over pancake." Blaine defends Kurt and then sees the perfect one. He elbows Sebastian who's zoning out, bored out of his mind and he's running out of insults. "Ow the hell."
"2nd row, 3rd one back. It's perfect, that's it. That's the one." Blaine is dead certain, he's absolutely sure. Sebastian rubs his slightly sore arm from Blaine's uncalled for elbowing as he looks over to see the ring that got Blaine's attention. "Yeah I mean I'm not the one getting hitched to a flapjack so really it's not my decision." Sebastian once again insults Blaine's boyfriend. "That's rude." Sebastian just rolls his eyes and looks out to the busy mall at the Christmas shoppers zooming around. "Give me a twenty."
"Tramp stamps cost more than a twenty." Blaine insults back as Sebastian demands money. Sebastian plucks Blaine's wallet out of his back pocket before Blaine can even protest or reach for it back. Sebastian hurries out of the jeweler and quickly purchases a slushee to make his distraction plan work. He was going to insult Rachel to Blaine but then he noticed that Rachel was with Mercedes and Kurt and before they get caught he has to do something. He approaches them, hearing Kurt groan as he once again has to deal with his least favorite Warbler. "Oh my god we can't go anywhere. Literally you are everywhere." Kurt exclaims and Sebastian just smiles devilishly, "Then get the memo, stay home." He tosses the slushee on Kurt who freezes up as the red mixture slaps his face. "You know what Sebastian, I have had just enough of you. I'm sick and tired of-" Rachel starts to insult him as Mercedes helps Kurt dry the slushee off. "Wait wait Rabbi Rachel. I'm gonna let ya finish your piece but I have just one question. Am I supposed to address the royal family living in your unibrow or?" Rachel's hand flies up to her forehead, feeling to see if she really has a unibrow. "Alright horse teeth, this is how this is going to go down,"
"You're going to go find a hockey mask, or a really good plastic surgeon, fix your gay face and then we can talk." Sebastian barely let's Kurt get a word in before lighting into him, trying to keep the three graduates' attention on him as Blaine takes forever to buy one damn ring. He sees Blaine walking off and leaving out a back entrance. Kurt finally shoves Sebastian back, "You're nothing more than a self conscious ass. I don't like you, I don't like your smirky little meerkat face, I don't like your annoying CW haircut and I don't like how you treat my friends."
"Oh that's a shame. Lucky for me, your boyfriend doesn't feel the same way. He wasn't nearly as fun as I would've thought but still a good lay." Sebastian jokes about laying Blaine and he can tell that Kurt wants to punch him and probably Blaine. "Now, I'll let you get back to insulting the gay community. Have a nice night." Sebastian heads out, meeting Blaine by his car, straightening out his blazer from where Kurt shoved him and trying not to laugh. "Well I can't imagine the night you're going to have. You're welcome." Sebastian yells to Blaine over the wind before getting in his car and driving back home to Dalton. Blaine just chuckles as he tries to imagine what trouble Sebastian has gotten him in now. He gets about halfway home when his phone rings and he can tell that Kurt is pissed when he answers. "Heya what's up?"
"Oh you'll never guess what's up buddy." Kurt is angry and Blaine is trying not to laugh. This is the trouble Sebastian got him into. "What happened you okay?" Blaine tries to sound concerned without laughing. "Sebastard your buddy showed up at the mall today."
"And that's surprising? He lives in the area, I used to drive down to this mall all of the time when I was at Dalton. This mall has a GAP." Blaine makes the joke about his crush on the GAP employee that he managed to get fired. "Well apparently I never graduated from his flying slushees." Blaine laughs at the hatred in Kurt's voice. "Blaine this is not funny." Blaine actually does find it very funny. "Come over, I'm sure we can get you cleaned up." Blaine's tone is risky, hinting at something inappropriate. "I'll see what I can manage." Kurt's tone is just as seductive as he responds. Blaine pulls into his driveway, parking and heading in, hurriedly searching for somewhere to hide this ring where Kurt won't accidently find it and clearly that means his bedside table is off limits. "Blaine?" He panics as he hears Kurt let himself in. "You here?" Kurt asks aloud as he walks into the empty kitchen, jumping slightly when Blaine's arms wrap around him from behind and he plants a kiss on his neck by his ear. "Someone made good time." Blaine hints at Kurt's eagerness as he kisses him again.
"Sebastian said some interesting things today.." Kurt mentions, twisting away from Blaine's grasp as he hints at cheating. "You honestly think I cheated on you with him? Kurt I love you, and he means nothing to me. We're just friends, I promise you." Blaine reassures Kurt and grabs his hand. Kurt nods, understanding that everything Blaine is saying is true and that he's not a cheat. "He just really rubs me the wrong way, it's stupid to even think that you'd cheat. I'm sorry." Kurt stares at the ground as he apologizes. "Hey, hey it's fine, Sebastian has a talent of irritating you, don't let him get to you, that's what he wants and I still love you either way." Blaine kisses Kurt who just smiles and laughs. "Good because I love you too."