OMG! Before we begin I need to tell you this funny story. So I bought Animals by Maroon 5 music video, (Marooners are ahead of me). So it's 4 am and I'm playing the video and I've never seen it before because my youtube account says its inappropriate. First thought is aw Adam's a cute in glasses that works at a meat factory. NOPE! There's so raunchy stuff in there. And it's awkward and I'm laying in bed like….umm what the fug? Yea so Adam Levine got naked in a video LOL! WAS NOT EXPECTING HIM TO BE LIKE THAT!

Anyway. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukah! I hope you guys had a wonderful time. I got these cool speakers and a new laptop. It's like geek central in my room. Lol. Now on with the story

Two months later: May:

Margaret finished some paperwork, only for the phone to ring. She answered the phone, "Hello"?

"Hey it's me" Eileen spoke, "Stacey just called and canceled her party"

Margaret frowned, "Really? Why"?

Eileen nodded, balancing Becky and Eli in her arms. The mother mole had just finished feeding her two rambunctious children. "I don't know. But she said that she didn't want all huge party because all they want is to go to the courthouse and get married"

The cardinal shook her head, "Well it must be all the pressure to get married" She sighed, "Well that sucks. Did you tell Audrey and Starla"?

"I'm on the call too" Starla answered, "I hope Audrey doesn't wear that heinous pink sweater, I think she dug up her grandmother's sweater from the grave" The green woman let out a huge chortle.

Eileen and Margaret both widened their eyes, "Um. Starla, Audrey is on the call too" Eileen informed her.

"Oh.." Starla suddenly laughed awkwardly, "Oh it's time to feed my cat"

"No Starla, let's chat for awhile" Audrey's voice came over the phone.

The phone clicked, Eileen nodded, "So we'll just take her to my house. Just a few drinks, play some radio"

"Yea nothing big" Margaret nodded. "We'll leave the kids with Brad"

"I'll tell him when he gets home" Audrey smiled.

The Park:

The groundskeepers sat on the stairs, listening and watching Benson go over the chores. It had became so boring Rigby actually fell asleep.

"And finally High-Five Ghost's bachelor is tonight" Benson concluded.

"WOOOOO"! Muscle Man whirled off his shirt, whirling it around his head, "LET'S PARTY"! He threw his shirt off, hitting Thomas in the face.

Thomas gagged on the sweaty shirt, "I GOT IT IN MY MOUTH"! He ripped it out of his mouth, "MY TASTE-BUDS! THEY'RE RUINED"!

The gumball frowned, tapping his pencil against the clipboard, "Exactly what I'm about to say" Benson frowned, "I have to go to the park council today and there won't be a party"

"AW WHAT"!? The park members cried, awakening Rigby.

Benson shrugged, "because what's a party when I'm not there" He smiled, laughing at his own joke.

"Actually a lot of fun" Rigby snorted, shaking himself awake.

Mordecai slapped the back of the raccoon's head, "Benson! Be responsible! High-Five Ghost's getting married tomorrow"!

"Exactly, we can't trash the park house" Benson glared.

The ghost looked up, "Oh no, guys, I'm getting married in a courtroom. I'm not having it here"

"Oh. Ok" The gumball machine nodded, "But still no party. I just cleaned the carpet in the living room"

"Well can't we just party in all the other rooms"? Rigby suggested.

Benson glared, "What did I just say!? No! No party"!

Muscle Man sighed, "Ugh! Benson, you party pooper"

"There's suppose to be a party for a party pooper to show up" Thomas commented.

The gumball machine narrowed his eyes, "Quiet Thomas"! He walked to the golf cart, waving Skips over, "And no parties" He got in the cart.

"Well that's great" Rigby rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest. "The one time Benson's not allowed to a party, he cancels it"

Mordecai shrugged, "Well maybe it's for the best. He kinda doesn't do so well at parties"

"Oh yea bro. On New Years, he kept punching my shoulder until it was the new year" Muscle Man felt his shoulder, "He's a mess when he's drunk"

Rigby nodded, "Not to mention a bit of a jerk"

Thomas sighed looking at his arms, "Do I really look like a squid"?

"Not now Thomas" Muscle Man waved at him, "Now c'mon bros, this is Fives last night of being a free man! Then it's just boring house life"

The ghost looked at him, "Really? It gets boring"?

"Oh yea, you kidding me? Starla tells me the same thing over and over" Muscle Man chuckled, "But she is so cute when she tells me it"

Mordecai nodded, "It's great. Margaret is the cutest when she's with our kids"

High-Five Ghost smiled, "Thank god. Muscle Man's been giving me some creepy news, like how it's boring, no life, she's a nag" He glared at his best friend.

Rigby face-palmed, "Why are we all talking about marriage. Let's just party at McHooligans or something"?

"Dude we can't" Mordecai shot down his idea, "No coupons"

Both men groaned, thinking that was no way to have a party. Muscle Man shrugged, "Hm…well…who says we're having a party. Maybe we're just watching our kids with some chaperons" He winked, smirking mischievously.

Mordecai caught on and smiled, "Ohhh I see what you're doing there"

Rigby stood there, "Huh"?

"We'll take our kids to the park house, and invite some people over to party with" Muscle Man explained, smirking at his brilliant plan. "It's foolproof, Benson can't punish us because it's technically us babysitting"!

"Sweet plan bro"! The ghost chimed, high-fiving his friend.

"Epic, now we have to get the wives on board" Thomas smiled, offering his hand for a high five. No one slapped it.

Everyone gasped and turned to Thomas, "Nobody tells our wives that it's a party. We're just babysitting with more chaperons" Muscle Man insisted, offering his fist to Thomas's face.

"Ok! Ok"! The goat chuckled nervously.

Later that day:

Mordecai looked up to see Muscle Man had given him the signal and smiled as he opened his phone and dialed Margaret's number:

The cardinal was buried up to her eyes in paperwork, "Hi Margaret Quintel speaking" She answered.

"Hi Maggie" Mordecai replied, trying to figure out how to ease her into letting him watch the kids, "How is everything"?

"Busy as ever, what's up"? Margaret asked, filing a new resume for a new worker.

The blue jay looked over to see Muscle Man and Rigby trying to encourage him, "Well since Stacey's party's tonight. I thought maybe I could watch the kids tonight"

Margaret stopped mid-file, "You want to watch the kids? Are you on crack"?

The blue jay chuckled, "What? No, I just wanna help you out. You probably don't wanna throw a party and have to worry about the babies. We'll watch them at the park house"

"Isn't High-Five Ghost having a party"? The cardinal placed the file next to a stack.

Mordecai shook his head, "No, Benson cancelled it because he won't be there"

She awed at the news, "What a party-pooper"

"Well technically you'd need a party for him to a be a party-pooper" The blue jay joked earning her to laugh. "So I'll take the kids off your hands"

"Lifesaver. I gotta go. I'll drop the kids off by five" Margaret smiled, "love you"

"Love ya" He clicked the phone and gave the two a thumbs up.

Later that night: Eileen's house:

The party was a tad lame for Stacey even. She didn't want a great party so the girls came over and turned on the radio to Pop Rock and turned on the TV to Forrest Gump.

"So really you're getting married in a courthouse"? Audrey asked, very intrigued.

Stacey nodded, "We didn't want a big ordeal about the wedding"

Starla frowned, "Well I'm still wearing my tiara there"

Eileen looked at her friend, "Really? Starla its public do you really have to-DON'T TAKE THIS ONE THING FROM ME EILEEN"!

The mole jumped then went back to drinking her soda.

Margaret took a chip full of bean dip and whispered to Eileen, "We could've planned this a bit better"

"We could've but the babies were really fussy today. Thank goodness Rigby has them" The mole sighed as she heard Maroon 5's Never Gonna Leave This Bed play, "Is it just me or has song been replayed"?

Starla gasped loudly, hearing Eileen's comment, "Oh my god! This party is so lame we're actually listening to the radio"!

Stacey awkwardly looked at her cup, "I'm sorry you guys. I just didn't want a fancy party"

Jen smiled, "It's ok Stace. This party isn't that bad"

"Actually it's pretty bad" Starla commented, "My uncle Lloyd could have a bigger party…and he's dead and buried"

Audrey elbowed her pudgy friend, "Starla"! She hissed.

"No I'm dead serious. He had a funeral…loads more fun" Starla continued, not understanding Audrey's nudge.

Jen shrugged, trying to help the poor ghost girl, "Hey cheer up, I bet the boys' party sucks"

Suddenly the phone rang, Eileen answered it, "Hello"?

"Yea hey Eileen, have you heard anything from the park? I've tried calling for an hour and nobody picked up" Benson's voice came over the phone.

The mole shook her head, "No we haven't heard anything. They must be tuckered out because the kids are with them"

"Oh the kids are with them? Then I'll try Brad" Benson hung up.

Margaret stood up, "Hey gals, let's go check on the boys. I bet they're probably bored out of their minds"

The Park house:

Chaos and havoc rang through the park house. Muscle Man invited all the guys he knew to make the night unforgettable. He knew Derek Jonas who was on the DJ. Kimye who had set up lights so now the whole park house was decorated in neon, blue and pink lights.

The guys were having a blast, even letting the older kids have some fun. Brianna and Brad danced with each other while Abbey and Marie were updating Snapchat with all their selfies at the party.

The little ones like Lacey, Eli and Becky were sound asleep in Mordecai and Rigby's formal room, luckily. Muscle Man knew a guy that could put a soundproof wall up in minutes. The little babies had no idea a raging party was going on.

While Tambry, Muscle Boy and Remy played in the basement also with a soundproof wall.

"Make some noise for them Jealous people"! DJ Derek Jonas shouted blaring Jealous by Nick Jonas.

"I didn't know they made a song about Noah when he thinks about Jade" Brianna teased as Brad spun her around.

The dark blue bird rolled his eyes, "You're ruining my Batman dance"!

The door opened making the mothers' gasp, "WHAT IS ALL THIS"!? Audrey yelled, looking for the culprit.

The music shut down leaving the spotlight on the guys. They gasped looking at their wives.

Audrey folded her arms over her chest, "What is all this"?! She demanded.

"Just a little bachelor party" Mordecai answered.

Eileen looked at her husband, in his hand was a bottle, he was ready to use his secret weapon to getting out of trouble:

Flashback:

Rigby's family sat at the table, with Rigby's failed report card. Rigby stepped in to see his mother, Delilah stand up, holding the paper, "Rigby? You mind explaining this"?

Rigby grabbed Don's bottled rootbeer and smashed it on the ground then yelled, "SCATTER"! And scattered out of the room.

Flashback:

Rigby and Eileen were standing up listening to Fist Pump, Rigby's eyes caught an old chip that had flown onto a woman's shirt. He stared and drooled over the 'extra toppings' chip only for Eileen to pinch him.

"Are you looking at her chest"? She asked, a little irritated.

Rigby knew his girlfriend wouldn't believe him if he said there was a chip on her shirt, he took his beer bottle and bashed it on the ground, yelling, "SCATTER"! Then scattered away from her.

"Put it down Rigby"! Eileen warned. "and where are the babies"?

The raccoon pointed, "Upstairs, Muscle Man put up a soundproof wall the babies are asleep and Remy's in the basement"

"With soundproof walls included" Muscle Man added, trying to make his punishment less terrible. "Muscle Boy's downstairs as well"

Starla turned to Stacey with a smirk, "How bout one last party for the road"?

Stacey smiled, floating over to the dance floor, "Hell yea"!

Margaret smirked, "Taking great care of the kids I see" She looked over to see Brad and Brianna dancing while Noah was showing Jade the party by Facetime, she took a hold of Mordecai's hands, "You owe me a dance" She yanked him onto the dance floor.

Muscle Man smiled as he and his wife made out on the dance floor, "Oh yea! Best party ever"!

Stacey smiled, "Hi Fives" She waved, "Great party"

"Thanks, Muscle Man planned it. Listen this party has gotten me thinking" The ghost admitted. "And let's have a big wedding. Not one flimsy courthouse one. Let's get married at the park, we'll have it all ready by the day after tomorrow"

Suddenly a over-partied guy wandered off to the living room, only to see the living room was surrounded by police caution tape so nobody could get in, "Hey Mordo! Rigbird! Why's the living room-" The man slipped, his cup went flying.

Rigby looked up and screamed, "MORDECAI! THOMAS! MUSCLE MAN"!

The four went soaring into the air, "Nooooo"! Rigby screamed, diving for it.

Mordecai pulled the party dude away as the cup almost fell onto the freshly cleaned carpet.

Rigby yanked the cup and pulled it back, heavily breathing, "Crisis averted" He laughed, holding the cup.

The door kicked open making Rigby drop the cup on the new carpet, "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE"?! A familiar gumball machine's voice cracked.

Two days later:

The guys were gathered around in their black tuxes. "Last wedding for this generation" Rigby announced.

"You can say that again" Mordecai nodded, straightening his son's bowtie.

All the boys were gathered in the kitchen while the bride had all the girls with her in her bride room, which was Mordecai and Rigby's formal room.

Muscle Man smoothed his son's hair back with some gel, "I can't wait to my little man gets married. Smashes the glasses like a champion"

The pudgy green boy smiled, "I'm gonna marry Remy"

Rigby suddenly twitched his eyes, thankfully he was holding Eli. Noah laughed, "I could see that happening. I'm going to your wedding dressed as Ten not Eleven" The dark blue feathered boy glared at his bowtie, "A bow tie Dad"?

"Mom said no more ties" Mordecai smirked.

Brad laughed, "It'll be ok Noah, just be Eleven for a day"

Skips chuckled, watching the little bird struggle with his bowtie, "Here little fellow" He placed a fez on his head, laughing at his Eleven cosplay.

Muscle Man looked around and couldn't seem to find his best friend. He headed by the stairs to see High-Five Ghost thinking in a tiny room underneath the stairs.

"You nervous"? Muscle Man asked, High-Five Ghost nodded, "You'll do great"

The ghost shook, "I'm so glad everyone's here. I'd be pretty nervous if you weren't here right now"

The green man smiled, "What do you think bros are for. We're brothers til the end"

"But I'm dead"

Muscle Man grunted in disbelief, "No I meant. We're best friends until…the extended end or…afterlife…no wait…" The man counted in his head how to phrase this sentence. "Gimme me a minute" He stepped outside of the room.

"Well" High-Five Ghost straightened his bowtie, "Here goes nothing"

Soon enough the minister arrived to betroth the two ghosts. The boys got ready to set outside.

Brad proudly took his spot along with the groomsmen since he was older, he watched as Muscle Boy took ring bearer. Remy and Tambry were flower girls. Brianna was upgraded to bridesmaid.

Remy would grab a handful and throw them everywhere, on the aisle, at the people. Tambry would just grab some then kneel down and gently place them in an arranged order.

Noah stood with his father, no role was given to him. Abbey and Marie sat in the pews, watching their uncle get married.

"If anyone has objection to this union. Speak now or forever hold their peace" The minister spoke.

Muscle Man turned around, showing off his muscles, "No one's taken my friend's girl"

The audience laughed. Then the minister spoke again, "Then you may kiss the bride"!

High-Five Ghost pulled his new bride into a passionate kiss making the audience cheer.

Music blasted from the newly made dance floor, Uptown Funk began sharply. Brianna turned, "Where's my dance partner"? She grabbed Brad's hand.

"So weird seeing you in a pink dress" Brad teased as he danced with her.

"Hard to see you without your hair in your eyes" The robin shot back.

Couples were dancing, Mordecai turned, "C'mon Benson! Come dance"!

Benson gave him the cold shoulder, "I'm still mad about the carpet"

Boom! What an ending. This one I added more jokes than normal. Idk why. I'm so so so so so sorry that I didn't update. I had finals. I passed all of them. Plus waterpolo is so violent. I'll be back real soon I promise ya'll. Now how bout we get you a preview

Daved: Ryan…stop

Me: I'm sorry I'm so tired

Adam Levine: Come cuddle with me ;)

David Tennant: She isn't going anywhere with you

Nick Jonas: Yea she's going with me

Andy Samberg: Welcome Nick *claps slowly*

Me: Gah! Preview!

"Oh Rigby! Hurry! Get the camera"! Eileen smiled, running to the living room to film Becky's first word.

Eli stared at his sister, drooling only for Harold to pick him up, "That's my grandson. Showing off his intelligence"

"Ugh! Is it showing again? Dang kid won't keep his diaper on" Rigby grunted, looking for what was exposed.

Eliza giggled but Harold rolled his eyes, "I mean he's smart Rigby" The mammal replied, annoyed.

"Then just say so Mr. Smarty Pants" The raccoon replied making Will gasp.

Looks like Rigby's in hot water with his inlaws. I have no inlaws because I'm not married lol. So I'll try to be back next week. I love you! I'll be there for you guys!

Bruno Mars: Let me see you my treasure!

-Ryan's out