A/N: ok be4 u all kill me 4 not updating sooner let me have my say. Well... I kinda always get side tracked, and none of wat I say will count as a good excuse, so sorry!!!!!!! Please except my apology and I'll try too update more frequently.

dear Edward,

Can we get together sometime so we can go kill Jacob? I mean I like Sam and all but Jacob simply MUST go! You know what i mean? He's all convinced that she loves him when she only thinks of him as a friend! What kind of obbsessive stalker is that!
Tata!

GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha

Dear Alice,

Can you try and 'se' me? I really am Half Vampire! What's it like having an idiot as a brother? CoughEmmettCough. Wanna go shopping? I've GOT to get a new pair of jeans!! Also... What do you think you would do if you crashed your Porshe and you were forced to drive...shudder...IT! (Bellas THING)
Tata!

GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha

Dear Bella,

If Jacob and Edward(Let's just pretend for a minute that if he falls into a canyon he'll die) were both hanging onto a rock leadge about to crumble and you could only save one. Who would you pick? Edward the love of your life, or Jacob the creepy stalker as i mentioned above.
Tata!! And YES you HAVE to choose!

GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha

Dear Rosalie,

what's your favorite perfume scent, Lavender, Moonlight Path, or Cheery Blossom?
Tata!!

GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha

Dear Esme,

What's it like being the mother of 5 baddly behaived vampires? Which chlid do you think is your favorite?
Tata!!

GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha

Dear Mike,

Ok, Miky-Wicky. Bella is not going to date you. Let me give you a minute for that to process in your head. Did you know that she's in love with a vampire?? Oops!! The secret slipped!! Sorry Cullens!

GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha

GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha,

As much as I'd simply love to go and kill that werewolf kid, I'm sure Bella would be sad, and I would hate to disappoint her by killing a friend of hers. Sorry, but maybe there will be a day when I can kill him ;).

Yours truly,

Edward C.

Dear GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha,

Haha, well it's not the easiest thing, but it is fun watching Rosalie yell at him, and sometimes he can be a great help, especially when I can't find Jasper to go shopping with me. I'd like to go shopping with you sometime! Thanks for asking, usually people (vampires) around here never ask me to go with them and I never quite figured out why… Oh and I would somehow die most likely, well I'd actually try to steal Edward's car till he is forced to buy me a new one!

Love,

Alice

To GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha,

-- why them of all people? Um…well…let's see… I guess if I had to choose I would pick Jacob. Before you get mad at me for saying that I would choose him, because he wouldn't last the fall. As much as I'd hate to leave Edward behind like that he would survive the fall since he is a vampire.

Bella

GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha,

Definitely Moonlight Path, it has one of the best smells. Not that I wear perfume often, but when I do that is definitely my first choice.

Rosalie

Dearest GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha,

They aren't all that bad. Inside there are very loving even though they mess around often and fight they are great. And I don't have a favorite, I love them all equally.

Sincerely,

Esme

Dear GuitarBlondeLovesInuyasha,

Nah I think Bella will come around. And what??! They're vampires??!!? OHH just wait till everyone finds out about this, haha it's pay back time Cullen, you are so dead. rubs hands mischievously

Gotta go- Mike,

P.S. never call me that name again.

Ok guys, I thought I put this up. I'm super sorry I swore that I did, but I was cheking everything and it said I didn't. SORRYYYY!