"Santana, I have to talk to you." Finn said, walking up to Santana in the library. The Latina looked up warily at the boy. "Please. I know I haven't given you any reason to trust me, but this is serious." Finn said.
"Okay." Santana said, gesturing for him to sit down next to her.
"Okay... Look, I was minding my own business..." Finn said, trailing off at Santana's raised eyebrow. "Okay, so I was eavesdropping on Parker Michaels and Jacob Ben-Israel." he corrected.
"Why?" she asked.
"Well, after that situation at lunch, I knew Parker was up to something. And when I asked her out, she said no. She used to be all over me so I knew something was up. So I started following her and overheard a conversation she had with Jacob." he said.
FLASHBACK
"Jew Fro!" Parker said. Jacob turned around.
"Yes Parker?" he asked nervously. She smiled.
"You want Rachel Berry, right?" she asked. He nodded. "So do I. There's one thing standing in our way. Santana Lopez. We should band together and get rid of her." she said.
"But if we both want Rachel, why would we team up?" he asked.
"Because if we get rid of Lopez, one of us is going to get her." Parker reasoned. He nodded. "Okay, so here's what we do. We'll convicne Rachel that Santana is cheating on her with at least three girls. Its genius." she whispered.
END FLASHBACK
"That little bitch." Santana muttered. Finn nodded. "But why... Why are you telling me this?" she asked, confused.
"Because I'm sorry. I was a douche bag... Worse than a douche bag. I know this doesn't make up for beating you and putting you in the hospital and making you lose your memory, but I hope its a start. I've been going to those anger management classes that Ms. Pillsbury recommended and I... I just really want to get back to the guy I used to be. We used to be really close." he said.
"I know. I'm... I brought this on though. I broke you and Rachel up. But you have to know that I really love her." Santana said softly. Finn smiled.
"I know. I can tell that you love her and that she loves you. I also wanted to thnk you for not pressing charges and for letting me back in Glee Club. Even though everyone hates me... Its still nice to be there." he said. Santana nodded. "You're really god for each other. You balance each other out." he continued.
"Yea... I'd do anything for her." Santana whispered. Finn smiled. "So what are we going to do to those little bitches?" she asked. Finn grinned evilly.
"I thought you'd never ask." he said.
"Santana, Finn, you're late." Mr. Schue said as they walked into Glee Club. Rachel looked nervous as she eyed the large boy next to her girlfriend.
"Hold up. They were together? Is Santana okay?" Puck asked, glaring at Finn.
"Santana...!" Finn said, hiding behind the cheerleader as the Glee Club glared angrily at the boy.
"No, no! Finn didn't do anything to me. He's actually helping me." Santana said, chuckling.
"How's he helping you?" Rachel asked. Santana smiled at the diva.
"Well, he told me about Parker Michaels and Jacob Ben-Israel's plan to break us up." she explained. Rachel raised a confused eyebrow.
"They both want you and they think by convincing you that Santana is cheating on you with multiple girls, you'll fall for one of them." Finn elaborated.
"Are you kidding me?" Rachel exclaimed. Santana shook her head and Rachel stood up. "I'll just go have a word with them." she said, storming out. Santana caught her by the arm before she could get very far.
"Whoa there, little girl. Not so fast." she said, chuckling as Rachel struggled against her. "Baby, calm down." Santana said.
"We have a plan." Finn added. Santana nodded, laughing evilly. Rachel raised an eyebrow.
"Finn close the door." Santana said, sitting Rachel down. "Okay, so here's what's gonna go down, Gleeks. Rachel is going to listen to Parker and Jacob's story and go along with it." she said.
"What?" Rachel exclaimed.
"Just go with it, baby." Santana said, smiling reassuringly. Rachel sighed. "Okay, then after Rachel convinces them taht we broke up, they're most likely going to suggest that you choose one of them to console you. Finn, you said this was originally Parker's idea, right?" Santana asked, looking at the boy.
"Yea. She convinced Jacob." he said, nodding. Santana nodded.
"Okay. Rach, you're going to say that you can't choose between the two of them because you can't stop loving me and you're going to take me back. They're going to freak out and then I'm going to jump out and Slushee them. You guys can join me if you want." Santana said, looking at the Glee Club.
"Now, hold on, Santana. I can't condone this." Mr. Schue said.
"Then pretend you don't know about it. I'm not going to sit back and let some jealous nobodies try to break up my relationship. Hell no." the cheerleader said. Rachel bit her lip. "You in, baby?" Santana asked. Rachel sighed.
"I guess." she said, smiling up at Santana.
"Rachel!" Parker called out. The diva looked up and saw Parker and Jacob approaching her. "Can we talk to you?" the girl asked.
"Sure." Rachel said, allowing the two to guide her into an empty classroom. "What can I help you two with?" she asked, smiling politely.
"We have to tell you something." Jacob said. Rachel raised an eyebrow.
"Santana is cheating on you." Parker said.
"Excuse me?" Rachel said, laughing.
"She's cheating on you. We have proof." Jacob said.
"Oh really? Where?" Rachel questioned. Jacob pulled out some pictures of Santana kissing other girls. "Oh wow." she whispered.
"I'm really sorry, Rachel." Parker said. Rachel nodded.
"I... I need to go think." she said, walking out.
"Perfect." Parker said when she was gone.
"They are really committed to this." Rachel said, closing the door to the choir room.
"What do you mean?" Santana asked. Rachel held up the pictures.
"These are really good. If I didn't know for a fact that this was just a plot, I would be tempted to believe them." she said.
"Say what?" Santana exclaimed. Rachel smiled.
"I'm kidding, Tana." she said. Santana took the pictures from her girlfriend.
"These are really believable." she admitted. Rachel smiled. "But we know they're fake and they just make me even more mad." Santana said. Rachel chuckled.
"Let's get them, baby." she said, holding up her hand for a high five. Santana grinned and slapped her girlfriend's hand.
"Parker, have you seen Santana?" Rachel asked angrily. Parker grinned and pointed down the hall.
"Showtime!" she cheered as Rachel stormed down the hall.
"Santana Lopez!" she yelled. Santana smiled.
"Oh hey baby!" she said. Rachel glared and slapped the Latina. "Ow! What the hell, Rachel?" she yelled.
"After everything I've done for you, you cheat on me? Seriously? I let you live in my house after your parents kicked you out and this is how you repay me?" Rachel yelled.
"I didn't cheat on you!" Santana yelled. Rachel scoffed.
"I have proof, you bitch." she said, handing Santana the pictures. Santana looked at the pictures. "What do you have to say about those?" Rachel demanded.
"They're fake, Rach!" she said. Rachel rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, right. We're over, you slut!" she yelled.
"But Rach..." Santana whispered.
"Don't 'Rach' me!" Rachel yelled.
"But I love you!" Santana pleaded.
"You never loved me. You're incapable of loving anyone but yourself." Rachel hissed. If Santana hadn't wrote the script they were following, she'd be really offended. Damn, my girl's an amazing actress. She thought.
"Rachel..." she whispered.
"Leave me alone, Santana." Rachel said, turning around and walking away. "Thank you for telling me about this Parker." Rachel said to the girl.
"No problem, Rachel." the girl said, smiling.
"Just know that if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here." Jacob added. Rachel smiled.
"Thank you, Jacob." she said.
"I'm also here." Parker said, galring at Jacob. The boy rolled his eyes. "Fuck this. Rachel, tell Jacob that you're gonna go out with me." Parker said.
"I can't do that, Parker... I... I just can't bring myself to stop loving Santana, no matter how much she hurt me." Rachel whispered, wiping a tear and turning around. "Santana, I'm sorry!" she called out as she ran down the hall. Santana turned around and caught Rachel in a hug. "Ready?" she whispered.
"Hell yea. They're storming down here." Santana said in her ear. "I love you so much."
"I love you too." Rachel whispered, turning around.
"What the hell?" Parker exclaimed.
"I can't stop loving Santana." Rachel said, smiling up at the Latina.
"Yea... Suck on this, bitches." Santana said, throwing a Slushee at the pair. "Next time you want to convince my girl that I'm cheating on her, don't." the cheerleader said.
"You may want to go wash that out before it starts to dry." Rachel advised, smiling.
"Bye!" Santana said, waving.
"Baby, you were an amazing actress." Santana said as they entered the house.
"No, you were amazing." Rachel said, kissing the Latina.
"We heard both of you were amazing." Leroy said, raising an eyebrow. The girls turned to see all four parents glaring at them.
"Principal Figgins called. Disturbing the halls with obscene arguing and Slushees?" Robert exclaimed.
"Dad, Daddy, we can explain." Rachel said.
"Oh please do." Maria said.
"Yes, what could possibly have started that?" Hiram asked. Rachel bit her lip.
"Take it away, Tana." she said. Santana glared at the diva.
"Well, you see... Parker Michaels and Jacob Ben-Israel came up with a plot to convince Rachel that I was cheating on her and we were turning their plan around on them. Rachel pretended to go along with their story and then we pretended to break up in the hallway. It had to be really loud and believable. Hello, we're Pezberry. It had to be really big and distracting." Santana said.
"Pezberry?" Maria asked.
"That's what they call us. Lopez and Berry. Pezberry." Rachel explained. Santana shrugged.
"Anyway, nobody would have just believed we were breaking up so we had to make a big scene." she finished.
"Okay, so where do the Slushees come in?" Hiram asked.
"Rachel told that she couldn't stop loving me and then she ran back to me. I Slusheed them after they ran back over to us." Santana said.
"Santana Alejandra Lopez!" Robert and Maria exclaimed.
"Rachel Barbara Berry!" Leroy and Hiram chastised.
"We're sorry!" the girls yelled.
"I couldn't let them get away with that." Santana said. The adults sighed.
"Are we in trouble?" Rachel asked. Santana bit her lip.
"No... I guess not." Leroy said. The girls smiled brightly.
"Thank you!" they said, hugging the adults.
"Next time, just talk to them!" Maria said. Santana looked away while Rachel looked at her.
"That sounds familiar, doesn't it Tana?" she asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Rach. I have a lot of homework. Later!" she said, running upstairs.
"Thanks for doing this with me, Rach." Santana whispered as they cuddled in bed that night. Rachel smiled.
"Of course, baby." she said, kissing her girlfriend.
"I'm really glad I have you." Santana said. Rachel smiled.
"I'm glad I have you too." she whispered as Santana hugged her closely. "And I'm glad Finn did this for us." the diva said.
"So am I. He... He seems like he's trying to turn his life around after what happened." Santana said. Rachel smiled. "As long as he doesn't try to get you back, we're good." she said.
"Yea. Don't worry. No one stands a chance." the diva said. Santana grinned.
"Good." she said, kissing her girlfriend softly. "I love you." she said.
"I love you too." Rachel said.