A/N: Warning! The following is a fan based parody! Everything in this fan fiction belongs to their rightful owners! Except my OC's!
Bonus Chapter: Halloween Special.
Yosheru (dressed as a vampire): Hey, Everyone! As you all know, today's Halloween!
Yoojin (dressed as a princess): The day everyone can dress up and go to random house's and get free candy just by saying "Trick or Treat!"
Duzzel (dressed as a samurai): And we here at Youkai Academy are going to give you all 5 useful trips to make your Halloween a wonderful one!
Francesca (dressed as a ninja): First, you'll need a costume. Although you don't really need one, it'll make it more fun if you do, since this is the only day where you can dress up and pretend to be someone else!
Duzzel: Do this on any other day, and people will think you're a weirdo.
Yosheru: Like you.
Yoojin: And since buying costume's tend to be pretty expensive these days, you can just make your own! For example, if you wanna be a witch, here is how you can do it the cheapest way possible, just wear all black, and carry a broom.
Yosheru: Or how about this? Just wear a white sweat shirt, blue jeans and no shoes or socks (optional), and you get one of the most popular manga/anime characters out there, L!
Francesca: Second, you're going to need something to carry all your candy in. I recommend a empty pillow case or a large sack.
Inner Yosheru (dressed as a pirate): You guys are making it all boring! I have a better idea!
Yosheru: Like what?
Inner Yosheru: Easy! Just take a bag from some else trick or treating and run away with it! That way you don't need to bother wasting time buying one and keep all the candy inside! They just did the work for you!
Duzzel: You can't do that! That's stealing!
Inner Yosheru: Heh, too bad for them! I'm just smart!
Francesca: Third, gather some of your friends that also want to go trick or treating and go together! It's always fun to do it with another person.
Inner Yosheru: Good Idea! That way when you yank a bag from someone your friends can pin him down while you make your escape!
Yosheru: That's not what she means, dude.
Yoojin: Finally, we get to the fun stuff. We're going to teach you all how to trick or treat in these 4 easy steps!
Duzzel: See what works best for you!
Attempt 1:
Step one: go up to a house.
Step two: Ring the doorbell or knock on the door.
Step three: When someone come's to the door, put on a happy face, spread out your bag and say….
Inner Yosheru: Give me candy or I'll punch you!
Yosheru: Uh. No. Let's try this again.
Attempt 2:
Step one: go up to a house.
Step two: Ring the doorbell or knock on the door.
Step three: When someone come's to the door, put on a happy face, spread out your bag and say….
Inner Yosheru: Trick or Treat! Guess what the trick is? Give me candy, or I'll punch you!
Duzzel: That's not right either.
Attempt 3:
Step one: go up to a house.
Step two: Ring the doorbell or knock on the door.
Step three: When someone come's to the door, put on a happy face, spread out your bag and say….
Inner Yosheru: Told you I want some candy! And now it's punching time!
Step four: Tackle the person (in this case Tsukune who volunteered to help them in this) to the ground and punch, kick, and/or anything else that cause's them great physical pain while screaming
Inner Yosheru: !
After words…
Inner Yosheru: Hu-ra! Candy!
Yosheru: Okay, none of those were correct.
Inner Yosheru: Still got my candy ya dumb hippie!
Yoojin: Of course, if you don't get candy, you can trick, but trick wisely!
Francesca: Like Tping, egging someone's house, and many more!
Axel (dressed as Freddy Kruger): I also suggest burning the guy's yard into the ground! That'll teach him what happen's when you don't give candy to the Naz'ghul!
Yosheru: Axel, that's not an acceptable trick! And besides, is it really that big of a deal if you don't get candy?
Francesca: And finally, if you're under 15, make sure you go with an trusted adult at your side, like your mom or dad. Because it can pretty dangerous at night time.
Axel: Exactly! You'll never know when a molester will come out of the bushes and butt rape you from behind! Allow me to serve as an example!
Duzzel: Wonder where he's going….
At the girl's dorm….
Kokoa: Now I wonder where Moka's room is… I should have a good chance this late at night!
Suddenly, from behind the bushes, Axel jumped from behind and dragged the red-head off her feet and carried her like a princess before she could react.
Kokoa: What the heck! What are you doing?
Axel: I'm setting an example for those who don't watch out for the dangerous people on the street during Halloween. And now that I've got you, hot-body. I'm going to take you to your bedroom…. and show you the power of a man.
Kokoa: YOU PERVERT!
Axel opened a portal and ran with her in his arms while she was screaming and struggling to break free. The others ran after him.
Yosheru: Wait! You idiot! She's mine damn it! At least let me join!
Duzzel & Yoojin: JOIN!
Francesca: Doesn't that make you as bad as him!
Inner Yosheru: Ha Ha Ha! Happy Halloween!
The End.
A/N: Happy Halloween, everyone! Anyone of you guys going Trick or Treating tonight? I'm going to go one last time, because I think that I'm getting too old for this now (I'm 15). I remember the first time I ever went back in preschool. It was a nervous but wonderful experience! Tonight I'm going as L from Death Note with my dog Lucky (she needs exercise) and then coming back home in an hour to help my mom give out candy. I figured that I'll be a trick-or-treater one last time before I let go some of my childhood. I also decided to celebrate it by making a chapter dedicated to the holiday. See you! And again, Happy Halloween!
P.S. I was making this chapter on the spot, so it's probably not as funny as I intended it to be. And the style I did this chapter in is only for this one because I wanted to hurry it up, so it again might not have the best results. Still hope you enjoyed it!