Disclaimer: I don't own that FMA and I sing it in my own way!
Oh So Shiny...
Armstrong saw the moral of his men was down so he pulled out his secret weapon that had been passed down his family for generations: a tub of Vaseline with body glitter mixed in.
A/N: Well chew on that while I reply to the some odd... --counts-- 53 reviews I have to reply to. They are all spread out to different fics so everyone pity me. --pouts--
After that I think I'll open up Flint and spread some peppermint about (the preferred food of fic!Moose).
-rix the demon
SIDE NOTE
If you thought this was risky and shocking, with and without the typo, you really need to read Occupation: Alphonse Elric because trust me, THIS is nothing in comparison.