11/01/2014 12:30 PM
The phone rings and I answer it.
"Hello." I say.
"Hey Randy, its Justin. Wade and I just finished moving in. Do you guys want to grab some lunch?" Justin asks.
"Sure. Where do you want to go?" I ask.
"Why don't you guys come over and we can think of something once you guys get here." Justin says.
"Ok, we'll be there in a few minutes." I say.
"How are you going to be here in a few minutes if you don't know where we live?" Justin asks jokingly.
"Good point. What's your address?" I ask.
"174 West Brook Lane. We're just a few houses down from you." Justin says.
"Alright, we'll be there in a few minutes." I say.
"See you soon." Justin says.
"Bye." I say.
"Bye." Justin says. I place the phone back on the hook, and head into the living room. John and Chase are watching SpongeBob.
"Hi Daddy." Chase says.
"Hey buddy. Go put on your coat and a pair of shoes please." I say.
"Ok Daddy. Where are we going?" Chase asks.
"We're going on a walk to Justin and Wade's house." I say.
"I'll be right back." Chase says as he stands up and runs up the stairs.
"I'll grab our coats." John says.
"Ok baby." I say. Once the three of us have our coats on, we head out the door and after grabbing Chase's car seat, we start walking down the street.
"Where do they live?" Chase asks.
"Right there buddy." I say as I point to a blue house.
"Wow! They live really close." Chase says excitedly.
"Yeah they do buddy." I say. A few minutes later, we arrive at Justin and Wade's house, and Chase knocks on the door. A couple of seconds later the door opens, and Wade lets us in.
"Wow! You guys really did a number on this place." John says jokingly.
"I like it." I say.
"So do we." Justin says. After giving us a quick tour, we decide on Black Paws for lunch. It's a new restaurant that opened last week.
"Do you guys want to go bowling after lunch?" Wade asks.
"Yeah!" Chase answers for us.
"I guess we're going bowling." I say.
"Alright." Wade says. Once we arrive at the restaurant, we get out of the car and head inside.
"Hello guys, my name is Erin. How many people are in your party?" She asks.
"5." I say.
"Alright. Please follow me." She says. We follow her to a table and we sit down and she hands us our menus. Chase grabs a crayon and starts coloring the little animals on his kids menu.
"What do you want to eat buddy?" I ask as I take a look at the kids menu.
"Can I have a hamburger?" Chase asks.
"Sure buddy. What do you want to drink?" I ask.
"Can I have soda?" Chase asks.
"Sure buddy." I say.
"Thanks Daddy. You're the best." Chase says.
"Thanks buddy." I say. A few minutes later, the waitress takes our orders and we get to talking.
"I miss Adam and Jay." Justin says.
"Me too. At least they keep in touch though. I haven't heard from Shawn or Hunter in over a year." I say.
"Shawn and Hunter moved to a small island in the Pacific." Wade says.
"Where did you hear that?" John asks.
"Vince. I was in his office the other day, and we got to talking about some of the retired wrestlers, and I asked Vince about Shawn and Hunter, and he said that they moved to an island in the pacific." Wade says.
"I wonder why they did that?" I ask.
"They were probably tired of all the hassles associated with everyday life." John says.
"Maybe I will move to a small island after I retire." Justin says.
"As long as you take me with you, I don't care where we go." Wade says.
"Daddy." Chase says.
"Yeah buddy." I say.
"Can I move to an island when I retire?" Chase asks.
"Sure buddy." I say.
"Cool!" Chase says as we share a laugh.
"Daddy!" Chase says.
"Yeah buddy." I say.
"Why is my penis getting hard?" Chase asks. Oh god, I was so not expecting that.
"Oh, that happens sometimes. It will get soft again soon." Good job Randy.
"Ok Daddy." Chase says as he goes back to coloring. Fuck my life.
"I'll be right back." John says as he stands up and walks in the direction of the bathroom.
"I'm going to go see if he is ok. Can you watch Chase for a second?" I ask.
"Sure." Wade says.
"Thanks." I say as I stand up and follow John into the bathroom. I knock on the door and John opens it and pulls me inside and locks the door. The bathroom only has one stall in it, so we don't have to worry about anybody listening in on our conversation.
"What's wrong baby?" I ask.
"Our son just asked us why his penis was getting hard." John says.
"So. It's natural for boys to get erections. Granted, it was an inappropriate time to ask us why his penis was getting hard; but I took care of it, and he seemed satisfied with the answer." I say.
"I…I just…ugh!" John says.
"It's ok baby. Chase is going to start asking more and more questions about his body, and we, as parents have to tell him when an appropriate time is to discuss the changes his body is going through." I say.
"Ok." John says.
"Ok then." I say as John and I share a kiss before heading back to the table.
"Is everything ok?" Wade asks as we sit down.
"Yeah. I felt like I had to throw up; but I am ok now." John lies.
"I'm glad you're ok." Wade says.
"Me too." John says.
"My penis is getting soft." Chase says.
"That's good buddy; but now is not the time to talk about your penis, ok buddy. We can talk some more about it when we get into the car." I say. Good job Randy.
"Ok Daddy." Chase says as he starts coloring again. I take out my phone and text Justin. I'm sorry if we are embarrassing you. A few seconds later, I get a text back. Don't worry about it, Chase isn't embarrassing us. He's just curious about his body, all boys are. The text makes me smile and I whisper…
"Thank you for understanding." To Justin.
"You're welcome." He whispers back. A few minutes later, our food arrives, and after eating, Justin and Wade pay the bill and we head to the bowling alley.
Eight Hours Later: 9:00 PM
John, Chase and I have spent the last eight hours hanging out with Justin and Wade. We watched movies, played games, and Justin let Chase play his Pac-Man arcade game.
"We should be heading home. It's getting kind of late, and Chase looks exhausted." I say as I pick Chase up and he rests his head on my shoulder.
"We had a lot of fun today. You guys are invited to come over for dinner tomorrow night." Wade says.
"What time?" John asks. Never the one to pass up free food.
"How does 6:00 sound?" Wade asks.
"Sounds good man. We'll see you tomorrow night." John says.
"Alright. Do you guys need any flashlights for your walk home?" Justin asks.
"I think we'll be ok." I say.
"It's your funeral." Justin jokes.
"Bye guys. I had a lot of fun today." I say. John opens the door and after Wade and Justin say good-bye we leave. A couple of minutes later, we arrive home, and I walk upstairs and into Chase's room.
"Time for bed buddy." I say.
"Ok Daddy." Chase says. After brushing his teeth, he puts on a pair of pajamas and after turning on his night light, I say good-night and leave the room.
"Today was a very eventful day." I say as I walk into the living room.
"Yeah it was. I still can't believe that Chase asked us why his penis was getting hard." John says.
"Honestly, I wasn't expecting him to say that; but I think I handled it ok, and he seemed happy with the answer I gave him." I say.
"I love you." John says as he gives me a kiss.
"I love you too." I say. After watching a movie, we brush our teeth, put on some pajamas and head to bed.
I hope you guys like this chapter. Sorry if some of you are uncomfortable with the question Chase asked. I just figured that it was normal for a boy to ask why his penis was getting hard. It's normal for boys to get erections during the day. Anyways please read and review, I love you all and I will update tomorrow night, hopefully. I may watch TNA. Speaking of TNA, my autographed picture of Jeff Hardy came yesterday, YAY!