Lady Palutena was trying to pull up her new tight blue jeans as she kept farting brassy poots, her tuba like toots causing her pants to drop down as she sighed in disappointment.
"Oh, I love farting, but sometimes it gets a bit annoying!" Palutena stated as she kept trying to pull her pants back up, farting again as she felt her pants drop down. "D'oh!"
"Lady Palutena..." Pit remarked as he walked into the temple, seeing Palutena struggling with the pants as he blushed, feeling tight in his shorts. The reason he felt awkward is because he was looking at Palutena's flatulent butt, which appeared bigger within the pants. "Uh... I think I forgot what I was going to say..."
"That you're really feeling it down there in your shorts from seeing me fart my butt off?" Palutena remarked as she farted again, causing her pants to drop as her white panties were revealed, although the back of her panties were as brown as a chocolate cake, for obvious reasons. "Oh man! It happened again!" She bent down as she let out more thunderous farts, of which caused the temple to shake violently.
Pit screamed girlishly as he ran out of the temple, shielding his eyes from the sight of Palutena farting in her stained underwear, tripping on a small pebble as he tumbled down the stairs, screaming in pain. Palutena ran over, her jeans back on, as she looked down, to see Pit tumble down the stairs. She squinted her eyes with every hit Pit made on the stairs, farting in sync as she could imagine how many broken bones Pit has received as a result of falling down the stairs.
"Poor Pit... I can't help that I look so beautiful..." Palutena remarked as she placed her right hand on her face, farting so powerfully, it caused the entire temple to collapse as the back of her blue jeans turned brown. "Damn it! Not again!"