Princess of Taken
Chapter 23: In One Fell Swoop?
*FOD Base*
Naruko was annoyed, with all this waiting for key events to happen, and for her to stop them, she just sat down on the throne all day, or wrote new ideas down for her to go back to later.
'Which I can't do because the freaking Akatsuki is confusing!' She thought.
'Wait, why don't I just do it? If I take out the Akatsuki now I could get on with other things! Yeah, Akatsuki, get ready for a fight!' She cackled inside her head, pulling out Willbreaker and, for extra flourish, used it to cut a portal into reality, which she jumped into.
*Rain village, I guess the main Akatsuki base*
Kakuzu was smirking underneath his mask; his profits had gone up extremely well!
All thanks to selling photos of the new Deidara secretly to Jiraiya for his 'Research'
Losing those two hearts via explosions when she found out was worth it.
Suddenly a large gust of wind blew past him as a rip in space opened in front of him, revealing a chitin robed teen wielding a sword and a wicked grin on her face.
Naruko looked at Kakuzu and his money.
"I'll pay you to work for me; I literally have a pile of gold that belonged to a king."
Kakuzu just looked emotionlessly at Naruko for a moment before saying,
"How much would you be willing to give me?"
"Enough that you could use those notes in your hands as toilet paper."
"You got yourself a deal girl; you do whatever it was you are gunna do here." He said simply as he walked into Naruko's portal.
'Well I guess that's another member down.' She thought as she went further in, throwing out a few watchers to find the other ones.
'Wow, this is a really nice carpet.' She suddenly brought up in an off-thought, then proceeded pull the carpet from the floor, rolling it up and putting it in her pocket dimension. Underneath she saw the note Kyuubi left for them and laughed loudly, before getting back to work.
That work being destroying her enemies, the trolliest ways possible.
And so she went on, punching doors open in search for the others in the Akatsuki. Her havoc caused them to find her first.
First it was Itachi and Kisame came in, Itachi's face neutral as his teammate grinned wildly, swinging Samehada, only for the shaving blade to be blocked by Willbreaker.
The sword made an attempt to drain the power in the sword, but as soon as the taste of the blackness touched it, the sword jumped out of Kisame's hand and ran out the door.
This caused Naruko to grin; she swung her blade again, ending Kisame's life easily as she did not wait for his shock to subside.
Itachi just watched as Naruko turned to him.
"Are you going to try and kill me now?" Itachi asked emotionlessly.
"No, I'm just gunna slap you." Naruko said simply.
"With this pink glove into that portal behind you." She said as she quickly as she combined a silent activation of a portal with a slap, sending him reeling into the portal.
*Other side of the portal, shortly before its opening*
Acrid and her daughter were in a hot spring for the very first time and while that might not be surprising the more exciting thing was her companion.
"So technically I'm an un-aunt now?" A female Sasuke asked.
"I suppose you are." Acrid said from next to her, the spring waters doing nothing to the robotic arms she had.
"One thing I can say is that you and Itachi, even if he wasn't really connected, make a really cute child." Sasuke said, smiling slightly.
Acrid returned the smile while she watched Monsee giggle slightly from the compliment.
Suddenly a portal familiar to both older females opened above a corner of the hot spring and threw out a red cloud decorated cloak wearing figure, causing a loud splash as it hit the water.
A few moments later a now female Itachi gasped out of the water.
Sasuke just stared slightly
'I want to kill you so bad right now. But you have a daughter and I won't take you away from that.' She thought to herself.
"Well Itachi, how do you feel about being a girl?" Sasuke said aloud, grabbing the attention of the new female.
"S-sasuke?" Itachi said, slight emotion flickering across her face.
"Correct, now come and hug your daughter." She said, a creepy grin on her face.
"Wait what?" Itachi said suddenly, getting tackled by Monsee, who seemed to understand.
"Other Mama!" Monsee said gleefully.
Itachi just resigned to this fate as her mind went on lockdown, Monsee snuggling into her new, healthy breasts.
*Back with Naruko*
'Well, three down today, others to go!' She thought.
Suddenly a set of doors opened, revealing Tobi and Deidara.
Naruko took one look at Deidara and opened another portal before sending a somewhat lustful wink her way. Deidara just blushed and instantly jumped through it.
"Yknow, I can feel your power. You act like an idiot very well but I can just feel your malice." Naruko called to Tobi.
Her reply was the swirling of gravity as the man disappeared.
'Time to troll my cousin... maybe get some more power.' She laughed inside her head.
*Wherever Nagato was chillin', Rain Village(?)*
Nagato couldn't comprehend what was happening.
One of his Group died, another was slapped into a portal, another two jumping in portals of their own accord and the one assisting him in the success of the operation, Madara freakin' Uchiha, just bailed out!
Not to mention Hidan and Konan had been missing for like three years!
"How can one person take out multiple S ranked Nin with no trouble at all?!" Nagato screamed out, the only ones hearing him being the Paths under his control, who seemed to sweat-drop even without actual lives of their own.
"Well they could have the combined energy of the nine, three and one tails beasts swirling through them along with the power of an actual god. Tell me cousin, how does it feel getting wrecked." Naruko cackled from in front of the crippled Uzumaki.
Nagato at that moment tried to defend himself using his paths, placing all six in front of him to create a wall.
He ordered the Animal Path to summon some more defenders, only for Naruko to laugh.
"Summoning? Here's a little fact for you, most of the summons are under my control now."
As she said this a summoning smoke cloud appeared, revealing pitch black animals, their eyes glowing white.
"That includes yours." She finished.
Naruko just stood there as three paths were taken out, two by mauling, those paths being Asura and Naraka, and the other being the Animal Path getting reverse summoned into the summon dimension.
Nagato watched in anger as Naruko just stared with a cheeky grin, the look giving him a 'you really gotta try harder than that' vibe.
So he tried, sending the Deva Path to attack with Bansho Ten'in to bring her closer in order to absorb her soul with the Human Path, Naruko avoided it by using her power to push away from the gravitational field.
What she did do in retaliation of that was release Willbreaker from her grip, the increasing force coming from Nagato's Path sending the blade flying towards it at a highly unnatural rate.
The Path would have been disabled, were it not for the Preta Path placing a large barrier orb just in time for the blade to crash into it.
Naruko called the blade back to her hand, her grin getting wider as she felt another link click into her mind.
"Now let me introduce my new little puppet, I must thank you for that." She laughed, as a portal sent in the new Converted Animal Path, a noticeable change being a head of pitch black hair.
"Funny thing is, I still feel a link with you! Which means I can snuggle in and do this!" She called as she pointed to the other remaining paths, that fell to the ground as if puppets that had their strings cut.
Suddenly, they started getting back up in a Jelly-like manner, and shuffled towards Naruko, heads lolling around uselessly.
Nagato grit his teeth as he felt the Path's connections get out of his control, his problems getting from bad to worse as he was pretty much useless without his Paths.
"Looks like you're having a bad time," Naruko chuckled as she slowly stepped towards the crippled Uzumaki "I'm not going to kill you, can't really do much when I'm in main control of your other bodies, I'll probably help you though, that masked dude in your group would probably kill you so I'm just going to take you with me."
She moved Nagato through a portal along with his paths, leaving her alone in the Akatsuki base.
'Now there is one more thing I need to deal with.' She thought.
*Shortly later*
"Well that is a very large statue." Naruko whistled to herself
In front of her stood the Gedo Statue, containing five tailed beasts extracted from their Jinchuuriki.
She quickly leaped into the air, bringing Willbreaker above her head and plunged it deep into the head of the statue, cracks formed, and the signs of shattering quickly encasing the husk-like stone as a bright glow was coming from it.
Naruko felt the increase of power and laughed as the feral forms of the tailed beasts joined with the mass of dark energy.
Suddenly the whole statue exploded, sending Naruko back to the ground with force. She activated her glide to try and slow her landing, yet even so there was a slight cracking sound, making her wince
'welp, that was my legs.' She thought weakly.
After checking she didn't have any major injuries, she turned to look at the now crushed statue to see a group of people consisting of six females and three males.
"Whoa did we get out? How Lucky!" A petite woman with purple hair and basic hunter garb said in a bubbly tone.
"Chomei? Is that you?" A girl with mint coloured hair and orange eyes said. She also wore a Waterfall Village headband, showing her to be a ninja.
"If sister got her Jinchuuriki back too, that must mean... Yugito! Are you ok?" A woman with a blue fire styled hair a Heterochromia pair of eyes consisting of green and yellow Irises said taking note of a woman on the ground. She wore a Warlock robe, proof of her light using capabilities.
"I'm okay, Matatabi, just confused." The one known as Yugito said. She wore a Cloud Village headband on her blonde hair, and a pair of plain black eyes.
"Hmph, I look human. Not very good but I'll deal with it." A man with fire coloured hair and matching orange eyes grumbled. He also wore a Titan Set, proving his Light capabilities and strong physique.
"I must say having legs is quite peculiar, but pretty cool though!" A teen with arc blue hair and grey eyes said in a mixed tone, he wore a set of hunter garb too. He seemed to be testing out his new legs as he jumped in place.
"I don't really have anything to say about this, not to you guys anyway." A blue haired and eyed male mumbled out as he walked away from the group, he also wore a titan set.
Naruko knew this group to be the tailed beasts that were already in the statue, except the two headband wearers which seemed to be the two and seven tailed Ex-Jinchuurikis
Suddenly an overload of heavy chakra blew across the cave along with an evil giggle.
A woman stood atop the largest piece of statue rubble. Her hair was a pure white, with two rabbit-like horns adorning her head.
"Heheheh, my son may have sealed me away, but now I'm out again I, Kaguya Otsutsuki will bring peace to this world in any way possible!" She laughed.
Naruko coughed, getting the attention of entire group including Kaguya.
"Yes well, how would you do that Kaguya?" She asked.
"I will put the entire land under a Genjutsu! I will give everyone the world they desire, in their own heads!" She answered.
"Ok... well if you did that now it wouldn't work out, because of the whole aliens invading... trying to kill everyone and take over the planet sort of thing." Naruko rambled.
Kaguya didn't really hear this as she cackled on, her monologue going on and on.
"No one will stop me from achieving true peac- wait did you say aliens?"
"Yes, but I almost have them dealt with."
"Then I will just do it later!"
"I would probably stop you afterwards, peace sounds pretty cool, but if you did the whole 'put everyone in a Genjutsu plan' eventually the aliens would send a bigger army we couldn't fight back against and the whole planet you want peace on would be dead."
"... What can I do about peace then?"
"Lady... peace isn't really a thing that you can get forever, because eventually some guy is going to go out of his way to destroy it. Plus right now a peace is sort of happening anyway, with the ninja fighting the Aliens they don't have the time to fight eachother."
"I... You make a really good point." Kaguya finally said, deciding to agree with Naruko.
Naruko felt a tug on her chitin robe and looked down. She saw a girl of about five years of age.
Her hair was grey, with two canine ears adorning it. Her eyes were a gemstone purple, yet if you looked close enough there was a set of rings and tomoe.
The craziest thing was the ten, fluffy grey tails flickering gently on her back, coming through a hole in a robe similar to Kaguya's
"Miss Dark Blade? I feel safe near you; your sword feels so warm." The girl said softly as she tried to climb onto Naruko's back which had Willbreaker on it.
Naruko didn't say a word, and just gave the tiny girl a boost onto her shoulder, who sat there like a parrot.
Kaguya watched the event unfold before she couldn't take it.
"Well, I suppose the Ten Tails is yours." She said.
Naruko was trying hard not to scream about how cute the little one was and didn't say anything.
Tobi decided to come in at that time in a swirl of a portal, along with Zetsu, only to get grabbed by the face, tossed into the air, and slapped like he was a tennis ball into a portal.
The only thing he saw was a glint of pink.
Zetsu decided to just drape himself over Kaguya, who decided to do nothing about it.
*I guess an end, with all the things that happened.*
Naruko, Princess of the taken, was finally pronounced Queen (By Herself). With a vast army at hand she wrecked many a fool, driving back the combined threat of the Fallen and Cabal.
Afterwards, she pretty much chilled out, working on other science things for the hell of it.
Kaguya, after the aliens were thrown back away from earth, decided to sneak on one of their fleeing ships and took control of the forces.
She thought that if peace was already there without her, she would try her moon plan on another planet.
It worked, but shortly after the entire Cabal species was called off when they tried throwing flowers at their enemies, she returned back to the Ninja Earth shortly after, and spent her time with the tailed beasts which she called her grandchildren.
Acrid got together with Itachi, the couple being quite a good match when they got to know each-other, Monsee certainly agreed with this.
Sasuke found out about her clan and the events that caused their downfall and forgave Itachi. It took a while for her to forgive Tobi, who decided to renounce that name and went on to be Obita when the glove slap landed her right into the same hot spring Itachi,Sasuke and Acrid were resting in.
That ended pretty well, Kyuubi thought she was pretty hot and they got together too.
That was pretty much it. Ninjas went back to doing Ninja things, but if things got a bit too out of hand Naruko decided to give a big nope, stopping the wars before they started.
So it was the end for Naruko's story...
Nah, not really.
It's about to get real interesting now!
Prepare for many things, cuteness! Dreams! Some crazy *redacted* I would think normal people could think of when they get high.
There will be Genderbending of epic proportions! There will be nerfing and scaling them up to maximum op-ness at random times!
There will also be unseen private bed parties. And maybe Naruko will finally get that harem she "secretly" dreams of, which consists of one person right now.
Anyway, Returning to orbit now, you guys (and girls... I guess) take care.
Cya.