"Previously, on the Ridonculous Race! The final five hit Argentina. The Sisters and Goths were targeted but both of them ended up staying in the race. Much to the frustration of the Ice Dancers. In the end Dwayne and Junior ended up being the team that went home. The Ice Dancers, the Sisters, the Goths, the Rockers. These final four teams have battled in twenty four countries and crossed one hundred and eleven time zones so far. From this moment on, it's a non-stop race to the finish line. Teams that slow down will get left behind. Welcome to part one, of the grand finale, of: The Ridonculous Race!"
Don is near the Don Box in Argentina.
"We're back in Argentina" Don said. "Where yesterdays winners are about to grab the first travel tip"
Crimson and Ennui walk over to the Don Box.
Team Interview
"So... Final Four" Ennui said. "That sure is... Something"
"I can barely contain my excitement" Crimson said unemotionally.
"You're practically a fountain of joy" Ennui said.
Second Interview
"Obviously we're going to win" Josee said. "Do you know how many times we've taken the gold in this race?"
"There's no way the others can compete with us" Jacques said. "It's laughable"
"Nobody can stop us" Josee said.
"The Goths and Rockers are weak and we aren't concerned about the Sisters" Jacques said.
"What is Emma gonna do? Lawyer me into elimination?" Josee jokingly asked.
Jacques and Josee laugh evilly.
End Interview
Ennui takes a travel tip.
"Hmm... We're going to the Bahamas" Ennui read.
"I hate sunny places" Crimson said.
Cut to a background of the Bahamian flag with a postcard that depicts the beach to accompany it.
"The Bahamas, known for its pirate history, stunning beaches, and florescent pink flamingos" Don narrated.
Cut to Don at an airport in the Bahamas.
"Once teams land in Nassau they will find their next Don Box here" Don said.
Don walks up to a Don Box that is wearing an eyepatch.
"You know what, I semi-approve of this Don Box" Don said.
Back in Argentina the four teams get into their taxis.
Cut to the inside of the Rockers' cab.
"Whoa man, I can't believe we're in the final four" Spud said.
"I know, it's like just... KABOOM! Mind blowing" Rock said.
"That is totally the sound of my mind being blown" Spud said.
Meanwhile, inside Crimson and Ennui's taxi.
"I really didn't think about what we'd do with the million if we got it" Ennui said.
"I'd buy more umbrellas" Crimson said. "I burn easily. You can't tell because of all the makeup"
"That'd a good investment" Ennui said.
"Thank you" Crimson said.
Meanwhile, at the airport. The clerk at the desk is painting a figurine of a monster.
"Almost done..." The clerk said. "I have to be very careful"
Josee and Jacques run up to the clerk.
"Hey!" Josee exclaimed.
The sudden noise causes the clerk to drop his figurine.
"Two tickets to Nassau!" Josee ordered. "Now!"
"Y-yes ma'am" The clerk said.
The other teams enter the airport.
"Um... Did we walk in on something?" Emma asked.
"You all going to Nassau too?" The clerk asked. "Please don't hurt me"
Later the plane is up in the air.
"All four teams are on their flight to Nassau" Don narrated. "But thanks to the magic of editing, I can change "On their way" to "arriving at". I sure love computers"
Cut to the plane landing in Nassau. All the teams get off the flight and run over to the Don Box outside the airport. Rock and Spud make it to the Don Box first. Rock takes a travel tip.
"It's an All-In" Rock read from the travel tip. "Arr matey this way be treasure maps... What does that mean?"
"No clue man" Spud said. "Is it in another language?"
"Maybe" Rock said.
Cut to Don standing outside of a building with a pirate flag on it.
"Welcome to Nassau's Pirate Museum" Don said. "Teams must travel here by cab"
Cut to Don inside the museum in a room full of maps.
"And then search this grand display of petty theft for one of these" Don said.
Don holds a map with a Ridonculous Race logo on it up to the camera.
"A Ridonculous Race treasure map" Don said.
Cut to Don out on a jet ski in the middle of the ocean.
"After that, they must travel by jet ski to Abaco Island" Don explained.
Don parks the jet ski at a floating raft.
"Where they'll find there next Don Box and their tip" Don said.
Back at the airport all the teams have gotten into taxis.
"The Goths have taken the lead" Don said. "Followed by the Rockers, Dancers, and Sisters"
Cut to the inside of of Josee and Jacques' taxi.
"As professional athletes we have the unique ability to stay calm under pressure" Jacques said.
Josee looks out the window and sees the Sisters' cab passing them.
"There go the Sisters" Josee said. "Driver! Please hurry, we're in a race! You need to go faster! You hear me?! Faster!"
The driver ignores them and turns on the radio really loud.
"I'm actually surprised this doesn't happen more often!" Jacques said over the music.
"Me too!" Josee said.
At the Pirate Museum Crimson and Ennui arrive first.
"Cool, a museum about pirates... I like pirates" Ennui said.
"Me too" Crimson said. "I wanted to be one when I was six"
"I wanted to be a mortician when I was six" Ennui said. "That or work in a bakery"
Crimson and Ennui enter the room full of maps.
"Wow... That's a lot of maps" Ennui said.
"I'll take the left half of this room" Crimson said.
"I'll search the right" Ennui said.
The Rockers enter the room.
"Whoa, check out the cool maps" Rock said.
"Ooh! I see a map!" Spud said.
"Spud it has to have a logo on it" Rock said.
"Oh... Never mind" Spud said.
Outside the museum Emma and Kitty get out of their taxi.
"Let's do this Kitt" Emma said.
"Yeah!" Kitty cheered.
Josee and Jacques get out of their taxi and push the Sisters to the ground.
"So long losers!" Josee said.
"You two are the worst!" Kitty exclaimed.
Team Interview
"We're not the worst" Jacques said.
"Of course not" Josee said. "We're just dedicated competitors that will stop at nothing to win and will ruins the lives of anyone who gets in our way"
"That still sounds pretty bad Josee" Jacques said.
"Yeah, but at least I didn't kill a puppy or anything like that" Josee said.
"That is true" Jacques said.
Second Confessional
"Ugh! Those Ice Dancers!" Emma said angrily. "I swear if this keeps up I will never watch the Winter Olympics again!"
"You never watch the Olympics anyway" Kitty said.
"You get the idea" Emma said. "I don't like them"
"True" Kitty said.
End Interview
Emma and Kitty enter the pirate museum.
"We're the last in but we can still be the first out" Emma said. "Come on, let's search"
"You got it" Kitty said.
Emma and Kitty go over to a barrel full of maps and start searching.
The camera pans over to the Ice Dancers looking for the map. Josee picks up a map and unfurls it.
"Damn! No logo" Josee said angrily.
Josee rips the map in half.
"Josee, I think you're going to have to pay for that" Jacques said.
"Well that just makes me madder!" Josee said.
The camera pans over to the Goths.
"Hmm... Where's the map" Crimson said.
Ennui looks behind a framed map and pulls another map out. He unrolls the map and sees the Ridonculous Race logo.
"Cool" Ennui said.
"Let's get out of here, Ennui" Crimson said.
Crimson and Ennui leave the museum.
The camera pans to the Sisters. Emma takes a map out of a basket and looks at it. She notices the Ridonculous Race logo.
"Nice job" Kitty said.
"Let's go" Emma said.
Emma and Kitty leave the museum.
"So long ice dunces!" Kitty said to the Ice Dancers as she left.
Team Interview
"Okay, that felt good" Kitty said.
End Interview
On the beach the Sisters and Goths enter the changing room.
"The Sisters have leaped ahead" Don narrated. "And the Goths maintain their lead"
The two teams exit the changing room and get on their jet skis.
"Two teams have already completed the first challenge" Don said via voice over. "Will the Ice Dancers and the Rockers be able to catch up?"
The Goths and Sisters make it to the raft int he middle of the ocean. Crimson and Kitty take a travel tip from the Don Box.
"It's a Random Botch. Dive to Survive" Kitty said. "Whoever is holding this tip-"
"Phew, that was close" Emma said.
"Emma!" Kitty said angrily.
"Whoever is holding this tip must search for sunken treasure" Crimson said.
Cut to Don underwater with an air tank on his back and a diving helmet on his head. He is standing near the mouth of a cave.
"In this beyond dangerous challenge the Botchers must navigate these underwater tunnels in search of gold doubloons" Don explained. "Armed only with their map, flashlight, and a small tank of oxygen I might add. If they take too long they'll run out of air. And you need that stuff. To not die"
Cut to Don inside the cavern next to a treasure chest.
"Find this big cavern, grab these gold coins, and swim back up to the pier" Don said. "Then they take the jet skis to..."
Cut to Don at the Chill Zone.
"This first mid-point Chill Zone of our grand finale" Don said. "The first three teams stay. The last team may never be able to look at a beach again. Without crying"
Team Interview
"Of all the Botches, why do I have get chosen for this one?" Kitty said.
"At my seventh birthday we had a pirate themed pool party" Emma said. "We dove for treasure and Kitty's bikini strap got stuck in the drain"
"I barely got out alive" Kitty said.
"Yeah it was bad" Emma said. "Her top got sucked into the filter, it was a-"
"Emma!" Kitty interrupted.
"What, just stating the facts of the case" Emma said.
Second Interview
"Remind me. Is this makeup water proof, or water resistant?" Crimson asked.
"Water resistant" Ennui said. "The only thing that's probably not going to get washed off is your face. Since you've got a helmet"
"Well crap..." Crimson said.
End Interview
Back at the pirate museum the Ice Dancers and Rockers are still looking for the map.
"Aw man, this is taking forever" Spud said.
"Don't worry man, the important thing is to not give up" Rock said.
Spud looks under a barrel of maps and sees the map with the Ridonculous Race logo.
"Sweet!" Rock said.
Before either of the Rockers can take it, Josee grabs it.
"Hey lady, we found that first" Spud said.
Spud grabs the map and the two of them start pulling it. Rock and Jacques help their teammate with the pulling.
"Let go you Nirvana wannabes!" Josee said.
"Okay" Spud said.
Spud and Rock let go of the map. Josee and Jacques weren't expecting this and they both topple over and let go of the map.
"Oh, thanks for the map guys" Spud said.
Rock grabs the map.
"Let's go Spud!" Rock cheered.
Rock and Spud leave the museum. Josee and Jacques try to move but their joints make a cracking noise.
"Oh! That can not be a good sign" Jacques said.
Cut to outside where the Rockers are getting on their jet skis. Spud gets on the driving side.
"The Rockers have made it up to third place" Don said. "But can they hold it?"
"Have you ever driven one of these?" Rock asked.
"Nope. Have you?" Spud asked.
"No I haven't. Fair point" Rock said.
They leave on their jet ski.
Back inside the Pirate Museum Josee and Jacques are looking for a map. Josee looks at the bottom of a large pile of maps and pulls out one with the Ridonculous Race logo.
"Yes!" Josee cheered.
"Nice work Josee" Jacques said.
Josee and Jacques exit the museum.
"As the Ice Dancer hustle to get out of last place two teams are already starting the second challenge" Don narrated.
Cut to the raft in the ocean. Kitty is already underwater and Emma is communicating with her via headset. Ennui is helping Crimson into her diving gear.
"The Goths are still preparing" Emma said to her sister. "How you doing?"
Cut to Kitty underwater. She is studying her map with her flashlight.
"So far so good. I've got a lot of air" Kitty said. "The tunnel entrance should be..."
Kitty looks up from the map and sees the intimidating entrance to the cave.
"Whoa!" Kitty exclaimed. "I don't think I can do this"
"Of course you can do it" Emma said through the earpiece. "You're the toughest most resourceful person I know. I believe in you Kitty"
"Aw... That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me" Kitty said.
"Great" Emma said. "Now move it! Crimson's coming!"
"And there went your niceness" Kitty said.
"This is serious, Kitty" Emma said
"Right, right, I get it" Kitty said.
Kitty swims into the cave.
Meanwhile out at in the ocean Spud and Rock are driving on their jet ski.
"Come on Spud! Faster!" Rock exclaimed.
"Hey man, I'm going as fast as I can" Spud said.
Rock looks behind him and sees the Ice Dancer gaining on them.
"Uh oh..." Rock said.
Josee and Jacques speed past the Rockers and splash them with water.
"Eat seaweed Rockers!" Josee exclaimed.
"Those guys are jerks" Spud said.
"That's pretty obvious" Rock said.
Over at the raft Josee is taking a travel tip from the Don Box. She looks at her travel tip.
"I h-have to swim in tunnels... And caves!" Josee said nervously.
Team Interview
"I'm not a fan of small spaces" Josee said.
"I think they already knew that" Jacques said.
"What makes you say that?" Josee asked.
"Well..." Jacques began.
Cut to several episodes ago in the Australian prison. Josee is freaking out about being in a small cell.
"It's like there's no air in here!" Josee said nervously.
Cut to Josee suspended over the Siberian Kola Borehole.
"Pull me up!" Josee shouted.
Cut back to the Ice Dancers in the interview area.
"Oh yeah... That" Josee asid.
End Interview
Josee is now wearing her diving gear. Her left eye is twitching.
"You can do this, right?" Jacques said.
"Absolutely... Unless you want to" Josee said. "Please!"
"No, I can't, you know that" Jacques said.
Josee angrily growls at Jacques.
"Yes, that's it, use your anger" Jacques said.
"You're right. I'll channel my anger into sabotaging the other teams" Josee said.
"No more sabotage" Jacques said. "That nearly got us kicked out in India"
"But it didn't. Did it?" Josee said.
"Ugh!" Jacques said. "This is exactly why I don't want to go pro with you anymore"
"What?!" Josee exclaimed.
"There are things I want to do with my life that don't involve sequins and blade sharpeners" Jacques said.
"And you're telling me this now?!" Josee exclaimed.
"We'll talk about it later" Jacques said.
"Ugh! Fine!" Josee said angrily.
Josee dives into the water. After that a large crash noise is heard on the pier.
The camera pans to Rock and Spud's crashed jet ski on the raft.
"I thought you knew how to drive..." Rock said.
"Never said that, man" Spud said.
"Oh... Yeah that's right" Rock said.
Cut to Crimson swimming through an underwater tunnel.
"Three of the four teams are already underwater" Don said. "But only two are in the tunnels"
Cut to outside the tunnels where Josee is curled into a ball and is clutching her map and flashlight.
"Come on Josee. You can do it" Jacques said over the headset. "Just imagine that it's a skating rink. Just dark, and wet and really cramped"
"Stop talking and let me whimper in peace!" Josee yelled.
Josee starts whimpering.
"Get in the tunnel!" Jacques yelled over the headset.
"I don't take orders from traitors!" Josee yelled back.
"You can yell at me after we finish the challenge!" Jacques said over the headset. "The chubbier Rocker is already in the water"
Josee looks up and sees Spud swimming towards her.
"I can't... Breath!" Josee said in a panicked fashion.
"Josee, please keep calm. You have plenty of oxygen" Jacques said.
Josee looks at her oxygen meter.
"It's down to sixty percent!" Josee yelled. " I haven't even been down here that long! Ah!"
Spud swims past Josee and into the tunnel.
"Whoa, Josee's got some real issues" Spud said.
"Clearly" Rock said over the headset. "Be sure to keep focused by the way"
"I will don't worry" Spud said. "As long as I don't see anything too shiny. Shiny things distract me"
Josee screams loudly.
"No! I will not lose this!" Josee yelled.
She cautiously swims into the cave after Spud.
Cut to an electronic map showing the heads of Crimson, Kitty, Spud, and Josee moving through the caves.
"All the botchers are moving through the tunnels" Don narrated. "Some slower than others"
Cut to Josee slowly moving through a tunnel.
"I can't do this! I can't!" Josee yelled.
A small fish swims over to Josee.
"What are you looking at?!" Josee shouted at the fish.
The fish swims away in fear.
"Wake up Josee" Josee said to herself. "You're a winner! And winners never quit"
Cut to the other team members above ground.
"No! I can't do this! No, wait! Yes I can!" Josee yelled over the headset. "Stop being a baby Josee! But I like being a baby! Shut up me!"
"Does she know that we can hear her?" Rock asked.
Emma shrugs.
"Should you try and talk to her?" Ennui asked Jacques.
Jacques puts his hand over the speaking end of the headset.
"I've had to put up with this kind of crap for fourteen years" Jacques said. "It's about time she got a taste of her own medicine"
Team Interview
"Wow, fourteen years of that?!" Kitty said. "I almost feel sorry for him. Almost"
Second Interview
"I'd hate to be Jacques" Crimson said. "Josee is the worst"
"Yeah" Ennui said. "I'm glad I've go you as my partner"
"Wait, did you just compliment me?" Crimson asked.
"Whatever" Ennui said. "I don't care... Or something"
Loki sticks his head out of Ennui's shirt and gives him a weird look.
End Interview
Crimson is swimming around in the tunnels. All of her makeup has washed off of her skin except for the makeup on her face.
"Hey, Ennui, I'm worried I might be leaving a trail behind me" Crimson said.
"Why's that?" Ennui asked.
"I've been leaving a stream of washed off white makeup behind me" Crimson said. "All that's left is my face"
"Whatever" Ennui said. "It's not like anyone will catch up with you... Wherever you are"
"Yeah, that's another thing I'm not so sure about" Crimson said. "This map is pretty vague"
Meanwhile, Kitty is exiting a tunnel and entering a giant open underwater room.
"Emma, I'm in the cavern" Kitty said. "I think I see something gold..."
Kitty shines her flashlight on a treasure chest full of doubloons.
"I found the treasure!" Kitty exclaimed.
"Yes! I know you could do it" Emma said over the headset.
Kitty swims over to the chest and picks up a small bag of doubloons.
"First place all the way" Kitty said.
An angler fish swims over to Kitty.
"Gah!" Kitty exclaimed.
Kitty lets go of her flashlight in fear and the angler fish swallows it. This leaves Kitty in the dark.
"No! No, no, no, no!" Kitty exclaimed.
Kitty grabs the angler fish but it just starts swimming and dragging Kitty behind it.
"Give me back my flashlight!" Kitty yelled.
"Kitt! What is it?" Emma asked through the headset.
"I'm being dragged away by a fish" Kitty explained.
The angler fish drags her into a narrow tunnel.
Team Interview
"What kind fish was that?!" Kitty exclaimed.
"It was an angler fish" Emma said. "It lures its pray in with the light shining from its head"
"What is wrong with the ocean" Kitty said.
End Interview
Meanwhile, Spud is swimming around through a tunnel.
"You holding up okay man?" Rock asked through the headset.
"Yeah, pretty sure I am" Spud said
Spud exits the tunnel and ends up in the giant underwater room with the doubloon chest.
"Aw yeah! I'm in the cavern" Spud said.
He shines his flashlight around the room and he spots the chest of doubloons.
"Do you see them?" Rock asked over the headset.
"Totally, man" Spud said.
Spud takes a small sack of doubloons.
Cut to above the water where the other halves of the teams are.
"All right, time to go back up, Spud" Rock said.
"Hey, Rock, can you as Spud if they've seen Kitty?" Emma asked.
"Yeah, sure thing" Rock said.
Cut back to Spud underwater.
"Spud, have you seen Kitty?" Rock asked through the headset.
"Which one's Kitty?" Spud asked.
"The girl with the pigtails" Rock answered.
"Oh, her" Spud said. "No, I haven't seen her man"
Spud hears Kitty's screaming coming from the narrow tunnel she was dragged into.
"But I think I might hear her" Spud said.
Cut back to above the water.
"Spud says he can hear your sister" Rock said.
"Tell him to follow her" Spud said.
Cut back to underwater.
"Spud, follow the noise" Rock said.
"You got it man" Spud said.
Spud swims into the narrow tunnel Kitty was dragged into.
The camera switches to Kitty being dragged around by the angler fish.
"Where are you Kitty?" Emma asked over the headset.
"A couple of caves over... I think" Kitty said. "And this stupid fish won't let go of my flashlight!"
Kitty swims off camera and a loud metallic clank noise is heard.
"Is everything okay! I heard something!" Emma exclaimed over the headset.
The camera moves over to where Kitty is to reveal that she is stuck between some rocks at the exit of the tunnel. She isn't able to move her hands .
"No I'm not!" Kitty yelled. "I'm stuck down here!"
Team Interview
"This is like Emma's birthday all over again" Kitty said.
"No it's not" Emma said. "If anything, it's much worse"
"You know you need to work on being more supporting" Kitty said.
End Interview
Meanwhile Josee is entering the large open room.
"Jacques, I've made it into the cavern" Josee said. "I am still fearing for my life"
Cut to above the water.
"Good work Josee" Jacques said. "I knew you could do it"
"Crimson, where are you?" Ennui asked.
"Somewhere" Crimson said through the headset.
Cut to Crimson swimming around underwater
"Well try to find it" Ennui said over the headset. "We're kind of behind"
"I'm working on it" Crimson said. "If I die, I want you to know that I keep my will under the mattress in my bedroom"
"You have a will?" Ennui asked.
"I like to be prepared" Crimson said.
"That's good advice" Ennui said.
Loki can be heard chattering something on the other end of the headset.
"Loki says he agrees" Ennnui said over the headset.
Meanwhile, Josee is taking a sack of doubloons from the chest.
"And Josee takes the gold!" Josee cheered to herself. "Like there was any ever doubt"
The oxygen meter on Josee's helmet turns red and starts beeping.
"Gah! My oxygen is down to two percent!" Josee yelled. "No! I need air! Help!"
"Josee, look for an air pocket" Jacques said over the headset.
Josee looks around the caverns. She spots one above her and starts swimming towards the ceiling of the cavern. After swimming up for a bit Josee ends up in an air pocket inside a small enclosed space. Once she feels safe Josee takes her helmet off.
"Okay... I found one..." Josee said, sounding out of breath. "Now what?"
"Um... Don't panic Josee" Jacques said. "I'll think of something"
"Are you telling me you don't know what you're doing!" Josee said.
"I'm doing my best, okay" Jacques said.
Meanwhile, Spud is swimming through the tunnel Kitty is stuck in.
"Do you see Kitty yet?" Rock asked through the headset. "Emma said she got stuck somewhere"
"I'm looking" Spud said.
Spud spots the lower half of Kitty's body sticking out of the rocks.
"I found her" Spud said.
He grabs Kitty's legs and tries to pull her out.
"Ah! What's going on!" Kitty yelled.
"Oh sorry" Spud said. "I'm supposed to help you get out of here"
"Oh thank God" Kitty said.
Spud tries to pull on her legs but Kitty doesn't move.
"Ow! Ow! You're hurting my legs!" Kitty said.
"Okay, don't panic" Spud said. "I have another idea"
Spud tries to move one of the rocks Kitty is wedged between. The rock rubs against Kitty's arm.
"Ah! My arm!" Kitty exclaimed.
"Okay... Let me try something else" Spud said.
"No! Every time you try to help you hurt me" Kitty said. "Give me thirty seconds. I think I have an idea"
"Whatever you say man" Spud said.
Team Interview
"I think I did pretty well" Spud said.
"Eh, I'd give you about an average" Rock said. "Maybe below average"
"I'll take it" Spud said.
End Interview
Meanwhile, Crimson enters the giant cavern with the doubloons.
"Ennui, I think I've found where I'm supposed to go" Crimson said.
"Cool" Ennui said through the headset.
Crimson swims over to the treasure chest and takes a small bag of gold doubloons.
"I have the gold" Crimson said.
"Nice work. I need you to get back here right now. We can still make it to first" Ennui said over the headset. "I think Loki is getting seasick"
"Got it" Crimson said.
Before Crimson leaves she looks up and sees Josee up in the air pocket.
"What the Hell is that?" Crimson asked.
"Josee! You need to get out!" Jacques said through the headset from up in the air pocket.
"I don't have to listen to you anymore!" Josee said. "I'm on my own! Remember!"
"Ennui, I think Josee needs help" Crimson said.
"You should probably go check on her" Ennui said over the headset. "I mean. I usually like death. But not like this"
Cut to Josee talking to Jacques through the headset in the air pocket.
"Listen Josee, we need to send in a diver after you" Jacques said over the headset. "It means you'll be disqualified but it's our only choice"
"You just love to quit. Don't you" Josee said.
"Ugh! Fine! I didn't mean it" Jacques said. "I'll go pro with you"
"Ha! You wish" Josee said.
Crimson swims into the air pocket.
"Hey" Crimson said.
"What are you doing?" Josee asked. "I thought you didn't care about anything?"
"You're right. I don't care" Crimson said. "But even someone as horrible as you doesn't deserve this. And when I saw you stuck in here I actually felt a little... Bad for you"
"Thank you I think" Josee said.
Crimson takes off her helmet and unhooks the breathing mask from the tank.
"We each take turns with this" Crimson said. "Got it?"
"Yes" Josee said.
Josee puts on the oxygen mask. Crimson takes a deep breath in and she and Josee start swimming away. Crimson's wig falls off in the water and her face makeup starts to wash up.
"Crimson and Josee are heading up to the surface" Don said via voice over.
Crimson takes the oxygen mask from Josee. Josee holds he breath to keep from drowning.
"Spud and Kitty are still stuck between a rock... And another rock" Don narrated.
Cut to Kitty still struggling to get out. Spud is trying to push Kitty out.
"Is this working?" Spud asked.
"No, it's not" Kitty said. "Please stop"
"Got it" Spud said. "Sorry"
"Emma, I have an idea" Kitty said into her headset. "I'm going to ditch the oxygen tank and swim for it"
"What no! That's insane" Emma said. "There's now way you can hold your breath long enough. Josee, an actual athlete mind you, had to get help"
"Maybe Josee couldn't hold her breath but I can" Kitty said. "Ever since I was stuck in that pool I've been practising holding my breath. I can go four minutes with out batting an eyelash. I can do this!"
"Please hurry up" Spud said. "I need to get out of here too, man"
"Right" Kitty said.
Kitty takes off her helmet and oxygen tank. This makes enough room for her to swim out. Kitty holds her breath and swims towards the surface.
"Aw man, I came down here for nothing" Spud said.
"Spud, do you think you can get out on your own?" Rock asked over the headset.
"I think so" Spud said.
Spud moves Kitty's scuba gear out of the way and then he moves some of the rocks Kitty was stuck in out of the way.
"All right, I think I can make it" Spud said.
Spud tries to swim out but gets stuck.
"Uh oh" Spud said.
"What?" Rock asked over the headset.
"I may be stuck" Spud said. "Don't worry. I can still use me hands"
Spud pushes against the rocks and frees himself.
"Yes!" Spud cheered. "Let's get out of here"
Meanwhile above the surface, Jacques, Ennui, Emma, and Rock are waiting for their partners. Crimson and Josee make it to the surface. All of Crimson's makeup has washed off now.
"What happened to you?" Ennui asked.
"It's not important" Crimson said.
Crimson takes out her coloured contact lenses.
"Take these. I don't need them anymore" Crimson said.
Ennui takes the lenses from his partner.
"Ready to go now?" Ennui asked.
Loki hops on to the Goths' jet ski.
"Looks like he's ready to go" Crimson said.
Crimson and Ennui get on their jet ski and drive off.
"Josee, are you okay?" Jacques asked. "I was so worried about you?"
"Cram it" Josee said. "Right now we need to focus on winning"
Josee and Jacques get on their jet ski and drive off.
"I might be in trouble" Emma said.
"Same here" Rock said.
Kitty and Spud make it to the surface.
"I made it" Kitty said.
"Oh thank god you're alive" Emma said.
"Way to go man. You made it" Rock said.
"Thanks" Spud said.
"Are we toast?" Kitty asked.
"We can still make it sis" Emma said.
The Rockers and Sisters each get on their jet skis and ride away.
Meanwhile at the Chill Zone the Goths and Ice Dancers have arrived at the beach Don is at. Both teams have changed out of their swimsuits and into their regular clothes. They are racing towards the Chill Zone as fast as they can. Crimson and Ennui seem to be taking the lead.
"Oh no you don't!" Josee said angrily.
Josee picks a coconut off the ground and throws it at the Goths. It hits Ennui in the back of the head. He starts to fall over but tries to grab Crimson for support but he just ends up pulling her to the ground. Josee and Jacques make it to the Chill Zone first.
"First place" Don said. "Also, take this"
Don hands them a travel tip.
"Water taxi to the airport and fly to New York City" Josee read. "Let's go Jacques!"
"Hooray!" Jacques cheered.
Jacques and Josee run over a pier with some water taxis parked at it.
Team Interview
"No penalty this time" Josee said. "How do you feel about my strategy now, Jacques?"
"I never said I didn't like cheating" Jacques said. "I have a problem with getting penalties for it"
"So we're good?" Josee asked.
"Oh yes, we're good" Jacques said.
End Interview
Crimson and Ennui are getting off the ground and brushing the sand on their clothes off.
"Okay, we can still make it" Crimson said.
"Right" Ennui said.
Before they can start moving the Rockers push them out of the way and they fall to the ground.
"Sorry guys! We're in a hurry" Rock said.
"I think I have sand in my eyes" Crimson said.
Rock and Spud reach the Chill Zone.
"Second!" Don announced.
Team Interview
"All right!" Rock cheered. "We're in the final three, man!"
"Wait? We are?!" Spud said, seeming confused. "Awesome! Let's rock that million"
"We could buy ourselves like... A apartment or something like that" Rock said.
"Yeah!" Spud cheered.
Rock and Spud high five.
End Interview
The Sister run past the Goths and make it to the Chill Zone.
"Third place!" Don announced.
"We made it!" Emma exclaimed.
"Yes!" Kitty cheered.
Don hands travel tips to Emma and Rock.
"Cool, we're going to New York" Rock said.
"To the water taxis!" Emma exclaimed.
The Rockers and Sisters run to the water taxis.
"Huh, who are we missing" Don said.
Crimson and Ennui walk over to Don.
"Hi..." Crimson said.
"Oh, right, you two" Don said. "You're out of the race. I wish you luck in whatever circus, metal band, or cult you end up in. Go away"
"I really should be more disappointed... Oddly, I'm not" Ennui said.
"Me too" Crimson said.
Footage of Crimson and Ennui competing plays as they narrate over it.
"I can't believe I'm saying this but... I had a great time here" Crimson said as a clip of them startling Jay and Mickey in the Paris catacombs.
"I'm glad we got to go to Transylvania... And Finland" Ennui said over a clip of him dropping a ring around the narwhals horn in the Arctic.
"I hate those Ice Dancers" Crimson said over a clip of her and Ennui eating the gross food in Iceland.
Loki growls angrily as the footage switches to them walking along the beach.
"You said it Loki" Ennui said.
"You know, I really don't want to put my makeup back on when we get home" Crimson said.
"I feel like taking off my makeup as well" Ennui said.
"Yeah... I think it's time to grow up" Crimson said.
The camera pans to Don at the Chill Zone.
"Three teams remain" Don said. "Who will win it all? The only way to find out is to watch the grand finale of: The Ridonculous Race!"
I can't wait to get around to writing the finale. But I shouldn't get ahead of myself. I had a bit of trouble writing this one, probably because of all the different things going on at once, but I'd say this turned out really well. As for the elimination, I just saw this as a good time to eliminate them. I was pretty much finished with their plot even though I like them. Please let me know what you think of the chapter.