Here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Thank you to everyone who read/reviewed/followed/favourite-d! :D


Disclaimer:

Lana: Today the disclaimer will be done by...*cue drumrolls* CROOKSHANKS!

Crookshanks: Meow! Translation-Lana does not own anything but the plot. The rest belongs to J.K. Rowling.

Lana: Thank you Crookshanks. Now on with the story!


Dear writers of Harry Potter fanfics,

I am not a mother-hen to Harry. I only smother him with much needed motherly love.

Clearly he needs it. Plus look at him. All skin and bones. He needs fattening up.

Poor dear.

By the way, have you seen Lana? I have been looking for her everywhere. We need to start planning the wedding.

Sincerely,

Molly Weasley


Dear writers of Harry Potter fanfics,

do no let Molly know where I am. She's bonkers.

I was at Diagon Alley the other day and she approached me.

She asked me how many kids I plan to have with Charlie once we marry.

Needless to say, it was very awkward.

So please, do not tell her where I am.

Sincerely,

Lana who is reluctant to marry and have kids


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