Wolfie: *laughs maniacally*
Rikai: Uhhhh...Wolfie?
Wolfie: *still laughing*
Ikuto: What's wrong with her?
Wolfie: *still laughing*
Akira: Snap out of it, will ya? *slaps Wolfie*
Wolfie: Huh?Akira why did you do that?
Akira: You wouldn't stop laughing.
Wolfie: So what?
Akira: You were creeping the others out.
Wolfie: So?
Akira: Don't you have an introduction to make?
Wolfie: Right...Welcome to this talkshow! This time we have Al from Full Metal Alchemist!
Al: I am pleased to be in this talkshow.
Wolfie: Yeah now off to the reviews!
Al: The first one is from Rikai-san!
Rikai: *glares at Al*
Yo!
Wow, poor Ikuto...
Okay, uh...
Akira: Hug Tsubasa!
Lisa: Hi...Hug Toshiro!
Uh, does anyone like Shiro-chan (Toshiro) from Bleach?
Amu: Hi! Get Ikuto to whisper it in your ear! And then blush millions of shades!
Oh god!
GOt to Go!
Bye,
Akira RIkai
Akira: With pleasure. *huggles Tsubasa*
Lisa: *glomps Toshiro*
Wolfie: I do! Shiro-chan and Byakuya were the ones who caught my eye in Bleach!
Amu: Please tell me what was the most perverted thought of me you have ever thought.
Ikuto: *whispers to her*
Amu: *faints*
Rikai: Is it that perverted?
Wolfie: Belive me you couldn't believe it when Ikuto would tell you.
Ikuto: How do you know what I am thinking anyways?
Wolfie: Before there was Lelouch I used to listen to what you were sleep talking. It was quite fun actually.
Ikuto: You WHAT??
Wolfie: No need to be so surprised this is the end of Rikai's review.
Nagi: The next one is from Dana!
I BROKE THE REVIEW BUTTON! *gasp* ...Oh well, watching TadaGay explode over and over again kinda got boring...
Everybody:I have an important announcement to make! I can no longer write my talkshow because somebody told me that you're not aloud to make talkshows on FanFiction. I, personally
Oops...Pressed send by accident...Ok nevermind about that review, just completely forget about it!
Everyone:I need help to save my talkshow! Somebody told me that they'd report me if I kept writing my talkshow...
Rima:Since your hair is super, super, super, super long, cut it ALL off!
Utau:Singing contest with...Uh...some other famous singer...PICK ONE!
I've always wondered why I run out of awesome ideas for dares when I review...I had a bunch of good ones, then completely forgot about 'em.
Wolfie: Don't worry I have gotten a review too which said that I'm not allowed to do so but considering that people still continue(I at least) then I ignore them. I know it's against the rules but a lot of stories are and they haven't been deleted yet. Also the fanfiction staff is too lazy to read the report stuff and many people have reported people who didn't give them good reviews but those people are still there. Same with the stories. And even if your talkshow gets deleted then you can't do anthing about it. So for now it's up to you what you do.
Rima: I don't want to...
Dana: Then I will cut it off for you. *cuts Rima's hair*
Rima: *cries*
Utau: I chose you, Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika!
Wolfie: Uhhhhh...
Utau: Silence!
Pikachu: *starts singing*
Utau: *starts singing*
Tadgay: And PIKACHU WINS!
Kuukai: Who the hell let Tadagay be the one who decides?
Rikai: I don't know...he must be crazy.
Kazuma:*does the scar face and brings his face really close to them* You have a problem with my decision?
Kuukai/Rikai: *sweatdrop* No...
Kazuma: Anyways(A/N: How I missed this word)... Tadagay! Come here!
Tadagay: *comes to Kazuma and salutes*
Kazuma: I thought I told you that Utau must win.
Tadagay: Pikachu was too good.
Kazuma: Stupid excuses!*kicks Tadagay*
Tadgay: *starts crying*
Wolfie: Let's ignore them for now.
Kazuma: Who are you gonna ignore?*does the thing like earlier*
Wolfie: *glares and brings her face close to his* You!
Wolfie/Kazuma: *have a glaring contest*
Lelouch: Let's just ignore them.
Wolfie/Kazuma: *at the exact same second and are doing the same face* Who're you gonna ignore, huh?
Lelouch: The next review is from Akira.
I'M WATCHING CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG!! Lol. No i am not actually back. In fact the only reason i should actually be using this site is to contact Lisa since she doesn't have unlimited... OMG IT'S AL!! *glomps and doesn't let go* Wolfie: though I'm not back permanently, I can still do this...*takes out mega paint gun* bye bye! *pumbles with paint* I want Harry Potter, Serius Black, and the Host Club guys to be in the next chapters!! Especially Harry! SCHOOL SUCKS! Look for my new story soon, it's gonna be funny, I came up with it last night while i was high on music. LONG LIVE DOOM!
Ikuto: Can u get me ur dad's autograph?! *grins*
Amu: Show Ikuto your Iku-kun shrine! SHOW HIM!! *shakes fist*
Lelouch: HI!!
Tsubasa: hey, can u sing a song for me? It's called Cousins by Vampire Weekend. pweze...*big puppy-dog eyes*
Rima: ...*locks herf in the closet with the man-eating scorpions* LEZBO!! (nothing against lezbians)
Nagi: *shaves his head then pours home-made potion that makes it not grow back* Mwahahaha! Get past THAT Nami!!
Tadagay: EXPLODE! Mwahahahaha!!
It's about what would happen if me and Layla's (and everyone else's)ideas existed in another world, but came to life bcuz of some stupid prophecy. It's gonna start with our real life, so maybe you'll get an inside look on our school/ home lives. You have been forewarned...
Wolfie: And now I am covered in paint everywhere...like almost every Thursday...oh well...
Lelouch: Every Thursday?
Wolfie: Art school...the place where when you get bored you start poking your best friend and she paints some stripes in your face.
Lelouch: Oh...
Wolfie: So Akira, you want Serious Black in this show?
Akira: *nods*
Wolfie: Here you go. *hands paint can where is written Serious Black*
Akira: *seems mad*
Ikuto: *scribbles on paper Aruto when she's not looking* Here you go.
Akira: Thanks!
Amu: *sarcastic*I'm sooo scared...
Akira: DO IT!
Amu: Y-yes ma'am! *shows Ikuto her Iku-pon shrine*
Ikuto: Dang I look good in these pictures.
Amu: Yup...
Lelouch: No offense but do you suffer from Hyperactivity?
Wolfie: Lelouch...you do not suffer from hyper activity, you enjoy it! It's exactly the same with crazyness.
Tsubasa: *blushes* Fine...
Y! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! You found a sweater on the ocean floor Dad was a risk taker. Caught in the melody, Interest in colors Me and my cousins,
They're gonna find it if you didn't close the door.
You and this model sit outside the side-
In a house on a street they wouldn't park on the night.
His was a shoe maker.
You greatest hits 2006,
Little listmaker.
You wait in the car.
You were born with ten fingers and you're gonna use
them all.
I discover myself
If your art life is gritty you'll be toasting my health
If an interest in culture should be lining the walls
When your birth right is interest you could just accrue
it all
and
You and your cousins
It's a line that is always running.
Me and my cousins,
You and your cousins,
I can feel it coming
Rima: *tries to get out of the closet*
Nagi: My hair...
Nami: Nagi's hair...
Wolfie: OH MY GOD! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! RUUUUUUUUUUUN! *grabs everyone except Tadagay, shoves them into a rocket, goes into the rocket's cockpit and then they start flying*
Somewhere in space
The world explodes(including Tadagay)
Amu: Oh my god the world exploded!
Akira: So?
Amu: So? SO? Where are we gonna live now? We can't be in here forever!
Akira: The host, co-hosts plus Toshiro,Tsubasa,Lelouch,Nagi,Kuukai,Kazuma,Utau and GIR can. Wolfie made a lot of immortal potion and made them drink it. So we can.
The SC cast: O-O
Wolfie: I was bored...Ooooh a meteor shower is coming this way!
Everybody: O-O
Lelouch: Wolfie, you do know that the meteor shower will destroy the rocket if you don't do anything?
Wolfie: Yes...but the others don't know that.
The others: *panicking and screaming*
Wolfie: Everybody chill out! I got this!*simply goes around the meteor shower*I always wanted to say how about we continue with the last review?
Lisa: The last review is from me!
GIR: HELO! Hey Wolfie I would like to say (or have who ever is reading this say) that I enjoyed your last chappie! So let's just get on with the dares! Amu: So what did you think of Ikuto's Amu collection? Oh and do you have a collection for Ikuto as well? I'll know if your lying if you show us. Toshi: That's it.
Toshi: What are you doing here still and where's Lisa? *glares*
GIR: Watching Foamy squirrel *points at laughing girl on computer watching youtube* She said you read this. *hands paper*
Toshi: *anger mark* Great first the annoying green dog-bot now she's hooked on a psychotic squirrel. *get's hit in the head with shoe*
Me: *sitting from chair holding other shoe* No insulting Foamy now read the list or feel my wrath! *turns to computer screen*
Toshi: *sighs* Fine... *reads paper*
Ikuto: I bet your pretty embarrassed for showing your secret collection and mad that your house was destroyed too right? Well *handcuffs him to Amu* Now you guys can be together forever! *feeds key to GIR* Just to make sure no one seperates you.
GIR: Protect the key! *salutes*
Rima: I knew you were lezbo!*grabs bazooka and blows up her Amu shrine* Amu is not yours got it! And just to make sure *gets restraining order for her to stay away from Amu* Now you can't get within 100 feet of her if so you will get shocked by your collar.
Nami: I got a restraining order for you too. *hands paper* NOT for you to stay away but so Rima will stay away from Nagi, Enjoy!
Nagi: Sorry I got nothing just enjoy some time with Nami.
Kukai: I've been kind of mean to you lately haven't I? Well here *hands bowl of Ramen* Now let's have a Ramen contest *stomach growls* I'm really hungry!
Utau: *chops hair and colors it orange* Now your a carrot top!
Yaya/Kairi: Do some ballet! It should be easy for you Yaya just teach Kairi.
Al: YAY! *hugs* So do you think you could tell me some embarrassing secrets about your brother, um you know for a report I'm writing... that's right a report, . *smiles innocently*
Me: good job Toshi! *hugs*
Toshi: I thought you were watching Foamy?
Me: I took a break to thank you for putting up with me all the time. *kisses cheek*
Toshi: *blushes* It's fine.
Me/Toshi/GIR: Update soon!
Wolfie: I still don't get it why you people enjoy reading my talkshow...My theories are either you are as freaky as I am or you are just bored.
Amu: Yes I have a collection of him and I actually think it's cute that he has one of me.
Wolfie: Your sense of cuteness is definitely off.
Ikuto: Yay! *hugs Amu happily*
GIR: Yes tacoman!
Rima: *gets shocked by the collar*
A/N: Did somebody just fart?
Wolfie: I knew you were stalking me A/N!
A/N: I am you´...so I have no other choice than to stalk you duuuuuh.
Wolfie: You creep me out.
A/N: I love you too, hun.
Nami: Yay! *huggles Nagi*
Kuukai/Lisa: *start having the Ramen contest*
Utau: My beautiful hair!
Wolfie: Deal with it.
Yaya: *teaches Kairi and then they start to dance ballet*
Al: *shuts phone shut* I just go a call from my brother who said that I can not tell any secrets even if it's for a report.
Lisa: *dark aura*
Al: *sweatdrops*
Wolfie: So that's all for today you awesome reviewers and readers! Press the review button if you want Earth to be repaired again! And the next guest will be Honey-senpai from Ouran Host Club!Oh and I want to make a song contest so suggest what the SC cast should sing and hwat you are going to sing yourself!Bye!
Honey: *flowery aura* Look forward to it!