I have a crossover problem, and I'm going to have to work on that at some point. For that reason, I'm announcing now that the project after Harry Fusionfall will be completely in universe. What that project is...I still don't know.
Oh, and for those who like writing Slash Fics, good news for you. Now any story you write where Harry ends up with Draco, or Ron, or Hermione with Luna or...well I admit my slash knowledge is lacking, is legal in the epilogue up to three years before it's designated date of 2017. Gay Marriage is now legal in the United Kingdom and Wales. Scotland is pending.
In a final announcement, I've recently had this fic placed on the Reportable Offense C2, so essentially this story may or may not be on a kill list. I petitioned the nicest of the four cullers running it, but just in case I've backed up this and my other main stories in a worse case scenario. Thanks to the most reasonable of the three, I am now off it, but if the story vanishes, that's why
But, I apologize for the chapter reshuffling, though I do hope to see some reviews this chapter
Jaimreider: Thank you, and I need people to review to keep me going
Hakumen: I apologize
Phantom: Your be seeing that this chapter first thing when the story starts up. Remember, both of these worlds were chosen for a reason
Haru Fudo: Well Lily won't appear again until this part's end
Hogwarts
"...That guy..." Ron began "He turned into a weapon!"
"Ron, in this room there is at least one Animagus, Werewolf and Metamorphmagus, each able to shapeshift with various forms of control" a respeaking Hermione pointed out as Minevra, Remus and Tonks raised their hands, while Sirius raised his head up "Is the ability to turn into a weapon so strange in comparison?"
"It violates several laws of Transfiguration and Common Sense, but 5 points to Gryffindor for the excellent point" Minevera pointed out as the story started up once again
Fern
"Who?" Fern demanded as the scythe wielder slammed the scythe into the shield charm again "Medusa? As in the snake haired Greek thing?"
"Yeah, how clever" the weapon user used the blade to slip under the shield like a hockey check.
Using her seeker skills, Fern managed to leap over the trip, but couldn't avoid the butt of the Scythe to the chest, right in the middle of her boobs, knocking her through the air and to the ground.
"And that, is why I taught you the basics of hand to hand" Moody deadpanned to Tonks
The human, wielding her weapon who had been human slammed her blade downwards at Fern's chest
"EXPELLIARMUS!" she cast as the red spell slammed into the scythe, knocking it out of her foes hands with a surprised noise.
"What the..." she said in surprise as the Scythe glowed in air
"STUPEFY!" bursting up, Fern cast the offensive spell as the orange light flew at the girl, as the weapon, now back in human form, turned his arm into the Scythe's blade and sliced her spell in half.
"Soul..." the girl stated in relief
"It is the job of the weapon to protect the meister" this 'Soul' character glowed again and turned back into a weapon and entered the girl's grip once again
"And it's my job to fight" she finished
"Curious, some sort of symbiotic relationship..." Remus mused
"Symbi wha?" Ron asked
"Symbiotic Relationship: you know the Sea Anemone protects the Clownfish, Clownfish cleans the Anemone concept?" Hermione pointed out
"...Sea what a?" Ron had no idea
"They should make a move with clownfish" Luna commented off handily
"SOUL RESONANCE!" suddenly in a huge flash of light the scythe and the wielder began to glow, as the scythe expanded: it's blade becoming twice as large, curving back in and changing color into a blue and white mix.
"What the...STUPEFY!" Fern cast as the girl swung her scythe (WITCH HUNT!), releasing a huge energy shockwave that sliced through the ground. It easily overpowered the curse
"Pro...PROTEGO!" Fern said in shock as the shield formed in front of her just as the energy attack struck
The shield shattered, knocking Fern into the wall with a painful sounding thump. True, the two spells did mitagate the force...hence why was still alive.
For now
"...Soul resonance..." Harry caught the name. That sounded like some sort of bond based attack...well that was one trick Voldemort could never use
"Why does that never work" the girl muttered to herself as she approached the downed witch, her scythe back to normal "Well, at least your down for the count. Even if your the weakest witch I've come across, not that I've run into many of your kind, your soul is still a witches" she raised her blade into the air...
'Weakest' the word rang in Fern's head...a insecurity she always had about herself...
"REDUCTO!"
The curse flew right at the girl's blade, slamming into it as the blade was knocked out of the girl's hands and burned. As the girl looked surprised, Fern leapt at her
"Stupefy!" the girl avoided the curse with the sort of agility far too few magicals had
Meanwhile on the ground, the blade was human again, and rubbing his burned arm
"Ow..." that hurt! He was silent though, when the stunner got him and knocked him out
"ST..." Fern went for the double knockout...
The girl slapped the wand out of her hand, preventing the clean sweep
"Oh no you don't" the gray haired girl than punched Fern in the face
"...What a bunch of muggles" Umbridge spat
"Hey, I love a good catfight myself" Fred admitted
"Though, the Maka girl is a bit too young for our tastes" George added for pervert pride reasons.
Unfortonately for the girl...
Fern punched her back, a life with Dudley meant that she took a punch better than most girls, or Malfoy.
It went on much like that for a while
Harry
...Harry had thought there was somewhere in this city there was a sane place where animal fighting was not treated like Quidditch
Turns out, there was none
Not at the Park...
"Cool, you got your first Pokemon too" Harry, sitting down on a park bench in a large green open space in the cities center, turned his head around to see two little boys, maybe 10 years old at the most, with two creatures each out
"Yeah, I'm going to compete in the big leagues one day!" the other boy boasted as Harry noted both were wearing bright T shirts, shorts and blue baseball caps
"Your dreaming! Go Starly!" the first boy's creature, a mostly black, but a tad white, little bird took off
"Bring it on, ZigZagoon!" the second boy had a brown and white racoon dog...thing that lunged at the bird as Harry left
Not in the docs...
Harry was now looking into the ocean port of the city (Which looked the size of Londom), as a commotion was heard below
"GYARADOS!" a sailor from the side of a boat yelled out in horror as a huge blue and white serpent like creature rose up from the waters and roared loudly
"OH Damm, who here as an electric type!?" another sailor yelled out as a huge glowing orange ball began forming in the mouth of the beast
"That's me..." a younger looking third Sailor spoke up "Mareep, use Thundershock"
The sailor threw out a ball and released a yellow sheep with a strange balled tail and blue skin and horns, who glowed yellow and released a surge of energy over the giant serpent, who stopped forming that attack, yowled loudly and dived back into the depths
"Who brings a sheep on a ship!?"
"...It was a gift from my mother..." Harry didn't here the rest of the manliness argument as he left
Not even at the Police Station, which Harry walked by to see a few dozen motorcycles parked, and a similar number of identical blue haired, blue uniformed woman bringing in handcuffed people in knight like uniforms who were screaming about 'Pokemon Liberation'
"What is wrong with all those people?!" Lavender questioned
"Only that Gyarados thing was actually sensible...the rest was just pointless sports violence" Remus frowned "And those knight people..."
"Obviously their government is similar to the Ministry" Harry deadpanned "How many political opponents have you arrested or humiliated to try and silence them, aside for myself and Dumbledore"
"Approximately 30 pro muggleborn activists, 8 Goblin friends, 4 Silver Cross members for the betterment of Werewolves and a Nike salesWizard" Luna offered up
"..." Fudge didn't like the looks he was given "Hey, some of those were my predecessors!"
This endless search for a lack of 'Pokemon' violence eventually led him to some place called, a Pokemon Center, which was filled with television screens and staffed by at least three identical pink haired nurses
"Hello, and welcome to our Pokemon Center young trainer" they said in a unison that reminded Harry of the twins "Do your Pokemon need medical attention?"
Did he just walk into a hospital...
"Er no, I just needed a place to stay" Harry said weakly, expecting to get yelled at...
"Oh, don't worry, we have room available for free. After all, all the local hotels are packed for the battle between Cynthia and Ash in the Champions Division" one of the Nurses commented like it was a big event
"Not to mention, the qualification battle for a new member of the Champions Division" another nurse pointed as the third frowned
"That's just icing on the cake: like the last time the Pokecontest Grand Festival was in town around the time that match between Wallace and Steven was held here"
Harry had no idea quite what they were talking about, but was about to just walk away when he ran into someone familiar
"VEEEE"
It was the girl from that fight in the arena, Leaf, with a brown and white fluffy...well thing was the wrong thing to say, on her shoulder. It looked like a Fennec Fox had crossbred with a kitten and puppy, then dosed in a few thousand gallons of liquid cuteness
The girls in the room stared for a few minutes, before screamed out "Cute!" loudly.
Even Narcisssa wanted to hug it
"Oh, speaking of the qualification match, Leaf" the nurse smiled as Harry felt like he was unable to move while looking at someone who kicked Hedwig with a metal boot, being around the girl "The girl of the hour, and don't worry, all of your Pokemon have fully healed and are ready for pickup"
"Thank you" Leaf said in relief as Harry couldn't help but find her concern a tad hypcrotical, being that she got them hurt in the first place
"...And in other news, the Champions Division has selected the member to battle this years top seed of the Indigo Division: Leaf Verde" the closest Television was blaring news that took up the attention of everyone else in the room, though Harry didn't really have the opportunity to escape
"The Champion from Shikoku, the Grass King, Herbert"
The screen showed the image of some guy in a straw hat, brown flowing robes with a farmers tan, brown hair and a leaf shaped necklace
"Yes, the Eevee Girl. I've seen her battles. She has heart...but can she triumph...OVER THE ENDLESS GROWTH! The Makers of Oxygen, the suppliers of Fruit, the Most Powerful type of all, MY GRASS MENAGERIE OF DOOM!"
"...That guy is a few leaves short of a tree" Dumbledore deadpannedg
"And your a few brooms short of a qudditch team" Percy muttered to himself
As Leaf looked on the video with a frown, Harry finally had an opportunity to walk out
Fern
"...That's the strangest witch I've seen" from a room littered with wooden crosses and strange clouds, the fight between Fern and Maka, now more or less a catfight with the two punching each other. Maka was better trained at fighting without a weapon, and was keeping Fern from getting her wand, which had rolled about 3 yards away.
Fern, however, kept occasionally releasing accidental magic: mostly harmless hexes like bat bogeys and ticking, that kept her from being beaten as would be prompt in a fair fight.
"...Accidental magic" Amelia was stroking her chin "Only the most powerful of magicals can pull that off..."
"A Evans trait" Snape muttered to himself
"So, Lord Death...what do you think of all this, who is that Witch..."
A large black...being with a cartoonish white skull mask was observing the the brawl with a frown. This being was definitely not human.
"Death..." Voldemort said in horror
"That's...death" Fleur spoke in awe
"His voice...it must be powerful and awe inspiring" Molly added
"She's not from here" Death commented in a familiar sort of voice that caused all observers to pale in shock at who it sounded like "And I doubt other worldly witches come here on vacation: better get someone to stop that fight before Maka provokes an inter world incident. I hate paperwork after all, and I get enough as it is."
"...He sounds like me" Dumbledore said in shock
"Of course it does" Snape commented of the strange sounding nut
"Hmmm...wait looks like we do have someone in the area who can stop them..." Death pointed at the mirror
"Why you little..."
"Stop it!"
Down below in Death City, the two were still tussling, rolling around in and in general fighting in a manner that most males would love to see in most fandoms, when suddenly a set of chains formed around both of them, binding both of them as a figure jumped down from the tops of a nearby building.
"There is no need to fight..." the shadows around the figure parted, revealing a somewhat short figure with spiky blue hair, dressed in mostly black with the upper part of his pants white. His left shoulder had a star shaped tatoo In each hand were a pair of handles for some sort of chain based weapon "THERE IS PLENTY OF THE AWE INSPRING BLACK * STAR TO GO AROUND!"
"Who?" Fern asked as the kid collapsed to the ground in agony
"How can you not know of the man who will surpass GOD!?"
"...He acts like how Snape sees me" Harry deadpanned
"You are like that" Toady pointed out
"...Yeah, if you dyed your hair and used some hair gel, you could so cosplay as him" Fred suggested
"Though, you just don't have the attitude to do so. Might as well have Hagrid cosplay as Goliath"
"What's cosplay? Ginny had no idea
"She's a Witch Black Star, she knocked Soul out with some spell, quick Tsubaki..." Maka began as Soul pointed something obvious out
"If she's a witch like you say, shouldn't she actually be like Medusa or Arachne, and have animal themed magic and clothes? Medusa's spells involved enchantments like 'cobra' and 'snake', did her's?"
Maka gave the girl a look, blinking a few times, before frowning "But she used magic...her soul is a witch's..."
"Who attacked who first" the chains around the girls asked in a rather nice voice, if questioning.
"Oh great, another human weapon-agus" Seamus muttered
"...She did" Fern pointed at the Meister
The chains unraveled in a yellow light, forming into a human shape to reveal a Japanese looking female, older and taller than the others, with a tan dress like battle garment with a yellow star on her left breast, the cleavage of said breasts revealed on her shirt. Her black hair was done in a long ponytail, going to her mid back. The skirt part of her dress was slit on the left side as well.
"Then can you say that she's evil?" the former chain asked
"...Man she's hot" Blaise commented.
"..." the other girl was looking away
"Even if she was evil, she is not one of the Witches that is your responsibility to kill" from a nearby mirror the face of Death appeared "For she is of not this world..."
"SHE'S AN ALIEN!"
"...Depends on how you define alien Black*Star"
Harry
As the darkness of night came over this world of pointless battle, Harry was wandering aimlessly, hoping to somewhere avoid the pointless carnage.
"VEEEEE"
Instead, he found the sort of carnage he was more familiar with, crime.
Passing by an alley way, Harry spotted the girl from earlier, Leaf, with a group of six thugs dressed in black clothes with big red R's had her surrounded, and one of them had that little creature restrained by it's scruff.
"Look here, 'champ', it's all very simple. We at Team Rocket have certain gambling rings on matches, and we have a vested interest in ensuring that we make the most money. Our boss has money on the oversized ham, and it would be bad for business if you happen to win. So..." the thug held the struggling animal up "Unless you want an unfortunate fate for your pet..."
"Let Eevee go!" Leaf yelled as the thug took out a knife
"Uh uh, don't move"
"...Racketeers" Moody snarled as Wood looked infuriated. That sort of betting occasionally popped up in the world of Professional Qudditch, and it infuriated him to no end.
"Stupefy"! a orange light smashed into one of the thugs, knocking him out as every thug turned to him.
"What the hell..." one thug began
"That was no Pokemon attack..." another added
"Or did that fringe Pokemorph idea actually work?" finished a third
"Stupefy, Stupefy, Stupefy..." each and every one who spoke was knocked out as two remaining grunts were walking backwards down the alley, holding the Eevee hostage still
"What the hell...no human...is that aura or something?" the non hostage holder questioned
"That's a damn myth you fool"
"Aura...is that magic?" Arthur wondered
"This, however, is not a myth!" the Eevee restraining grunt, who held the knife and the creature with one hand, used another to pull something out of his pocket, and smash it into the ground.
It was a smoke bomb, that sent up a toxic smelling burst of gas that blinded both Leaf and Harry for a minute
It cleared up after that, with the two up and about grunts nowhere to be seen.
"...They kidnapped that poor, adorable little Eevee thing" Parvati gasped as the scene ended, only to be replaced, by all things...
"My office?" Dumbledore said in surprise as a voice began to speak, not his own, as the surrounding area panned around his possessions, including his knickknacks, the sword of Gryffindor, and Fawkes empty perch.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth
But some things, there is not measurable value for
"House Elf Base Titan, please respond!" using an old fashioned, magically enhanced telephone, a Dumbledore was currently trying to make contact, to no answer "House Elf Base Europa, please respond!" still nothing "House Elf base Mars, please respond"
Still nothing
Dumbledore put down the phone with a frustrated look on his face. He had sent the excess house elves of Hogwarts to those three locations in the Solar System as part of his 777 part Greater Good Plan..."
"...Greater Good?!" Amelia questioned Dumbledore "What Greater Good is accomplished by AstroElves?"
"...His plan, not mine"
", and one of the most important of them. They were to Terraform those barren rocks into suitable places for Magical Life, should the Muggles bring forth an Armageddon through war and greed.
It had been a painstakingly long process since he took his Headmasters post, and this silence was not a good sign.
It worried him so much, he almost got hit by the lightning blast aimed at him.
Key word, almost
A quick and powerful non verbal shield charm blocked the blast as he got up and saw his attackers by the door.
"Alchemists..." Dumbledore commented darkly as he noted the two
The one who attacked him, based on the position, was the shorter one. He was blond, about the size of Diggle, with a red jacket and black undercloths, who appeared to be a teenager give or take.
His partner was the size of Hagrid, in a suit of battle armor with a apron around the parts of his body that would be generally covered by pants.
"...Hmmm, never seen them at Alchemicon" Dumbledore joked
"I see no reason for Dogs of the Mangan Military to be in Hogwarts, so I demand that you leave the premises at once" Dumbledore told them plainly as the shorter one spoke up
"Not till you give us the Philosophers Stone old man!" the shorter one demanded as Dumbledore glared at them
"Dear me, does this me have the stone still" Dumbledore commented of his counterpart.
"Odd, I confirmed it's destruction myself" Amelia frowned "I highly doubt my counterpart is that incompetent..."
"Hey, now that I think about it, I can picture about 12 different ways of fooling you about it, so don't be hard on your counterpart Amelia. I'm a crafty old coot"
"I'm afraid I can't give up the key to the Wizarding Worlds future, nor it's existance to be known. I'm afraid neither of you are going to leave this castle..." Dumbledore drew his wand
"Blah blah blah, death threats" the smaller one clapped his hands together and smashed them into the ground, as a staff rose up from it.
"...Er, I can't do that with Alchemy...no one I know could" said coot pointed out
"I'm used to them, being a 'dog of the military'!" the boy used the staff to strike at Dumbledore, who cast a spell that shattered the staff as he fired a stunner at the boy, who dodged it as Dumbledore sensed the armored one pop up behind him.
Said giant looked ready to smash him, as Dumbledore sliced with his wand, and cut the head off.
"...Okay, so that me is a killer...can I just find a perfectly nice me just once?" Dumbledore complained
As Dumbledore turned back to strike at the younger brother, the headless suit punched him in the back, knocking him to the ground as the armor kneeled down to replace its head on.
"...That's creepy" Ginny commented "What is that thing!?"
"...That body...you have no more flesh and blood" Dumbledore glared up at the short, fleshy one "You must be...the Elric Brothers. The ones who committed the ultimate taboo, and payed the price. One body, and one partial set of limbs"
"It would seem our reputation proceeds us..." the shorter one touched his right arm, as a blade formed from it "Then you know why we want the stone?"
"I dare say it isn't to try again with the taboo, but to fix what you broke" Dumbledore deadpanned "Though I have to admit, what you gained for your crime against nature is interesting to me, now that I have witness to the second Horcurx I have seen in my life"
"That word...Horcrux..." Ron caught
Dumbledore was looking at the suited brother who was standing over him"A Horcrux created without hate and murder...now I definitely can not let you leave this castle, not when I can see what makes your brother..."
"You leave Al alone you here!" the shorter brother yelled as Dumbledore burst up and slammed him with pure magic, knocking him into the wall of the office.
"BROTHER!" the animated suit charged at Dumbledore, who unleashed a blast of green energy from his hands, the energy forming into restraints on the other wall that held up the armored suit
"...Since when are you a Green Lantern?" Dean questioned
"Since when are you one of those ringed super nuts?" the other brother got back up as Dumbledore gave him a look
"I possess great magical skills, as well as a 15th level intellect. I have learned the exchange rate of energies, be they Magic, Chakra, Reiatsu, the Emotional Spectrum or any number of things. It's something I've only learned to do recently, and I see no reason to tell the Ministry about it."
"Well, some overpowered Aizen wannabe or not, your not going to stop me" the other brother slammed both hands into the ground as huge earth spikes rose up to pierce Dumbledore's hide. "I will get the stone and give my brother his body back, and nothing you can throw at me can stop me..."
Dumbledore just smirked
"KAMEHAMEHA" Dumbledore formed a huge ball of energy in his hands, before unleashing it at the second brother, blasting right through his constructs and hitting the boy with full power
"You, Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist, are not required for the Greater Good" Dumbledore said darkly as the boy was blasted right through Hogwarts and out towards the lake, where his metal arm and leg would weigh him down.
"BROTHER!"
"...Wow, I am disturbing here" Dumbledore understated "I almost don't want to see what Tom's like"
Voldemort glared at the old coot
Dumbledore turned to the still bound brother
"Now, who wants to be dissected?"
"I think that Professor Stein wants his catchphrase back..."
Dumbledore narrowly dodged a huge shurikan as another version of Black Star burst through the hole Dumbledore had made. With his was a version of Rock Lee (Who had Edward on his shoulder) and a unruly red haired man with strange black tattoos on him, black robes like that Yammamoto guy from a while back, and a sword in his hands.
"Hey, it's that guy from that lame Ron world" Draco commented as Ron looked annoyed
The Shurikan glowed yellow and formed back into Tsubaki, breaking the constructs binding Al as Dumbledore found himself surrounded by six Mangans.
"Well...this is a surprise. Two State Alchemists, a weapon and Meister, a Chunnin Taijutsu specialist, and a Lieutenant Shinigami" Dumbledore commented as he drew his wand "I may have to break out a new, and slightly untested trick I just figured out, for you see...Zanpakto and Wands have certain similar traits, like a unique personality!"
"Wait, is he..." the red haired one looked alarm
"Cast your Magic that is cursed to bring death, the seeker of the strongest and most fearsome of all magics, the Deathly Hallow Elder Wand!" Dumbledore waved his hand down his wand as it glowed.
"That...That is impossible" Lee said in shock as the wand grew, forming into a staff with similar features to the wand, which Dumbledore twirled around a bit before slamming to the ground
"Behold, the Elder STAFF!"
"...the Deathly Hallows are real?!" was the big shocker today.
All the while, he failed to realize something was missing. ...
"...He was distracted, allowing me to obtain the prize as instructed" a female voice spoke as a invisible, if heat haze like form flew over Black Lake.
"Good work Holly, bring the Sword back to Fowl Manner quickly"
Huh? I think this was pretty neat. Well, it's nearly Midnight, so I'm going to bed. And by the way, no Harry will most likely not be fighting this Dumbledore. Like Ed said, this Dumbledore is practically a Aizen/Dumbledore/Magneto crossbreed. And hey, people wanted a Zanpakuto to pop up, and why not do something different.