Drabble
Rating: K+
Status: 25/26
Word Count: 320
words
Pairing: Riza and Hughes friendship. :D
Characters:
Hughes, Riza, Roy
Theme: Theme 25: Yellow Pages
Disclaimer:
I don't own.
Hughes' lower lip wibbled as he was getting his scorning from Roy. He had done it once again. He had annoyed Roy so badly that he was scorned and kicked out of his office and forbidden from entering again until Hawkeye came to deliver the message.
Hawkeye did arrive later, but not with a message. She came with lunch.
"I see you hadn't eaten yet, and Gracia would have our heads if we let you go without." She handed over a paper bag and a glass of water, which he took gratefully.
"Hughes, why must you torture everyone so with your pictures?" She gazed at him blankly. "Everyone here has seen and has heard from you about your daughter. It's getting old."
Hughes lowered his head ashamed. "I know, but…I have no one else to talk to…"
Riza raised an eyebrow. She then let a smirk creep to her lips and a low, devious chuckle came out, stunning the man momentarily.
"No one else to talk to, eh?" She rubbed her chin. "When I was younger, in my teens, my friends and I were the pranksters of the neighborhood. We used to pull prank calls, pulling out a phone book and called any random number that we laid eyes on first." She allowed a smile to come out.
Hughes grinned and snapped his fingers. "You're a genius, Riza!"
Riza bowed her head slightly. "Glad I could be of some service…"
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Later that night…
Roy laid down on his bed to get some shut eye. He had a busy day, so much paperwork. Damnit, that woman was a terror to all trees of the world!
Suddenly, the phone rang. Fearing the worst, he hesitated before answering it after the fourth ring. "H-hello? Mustang residence."
"Roy?"
"HUGHES!" Roy glowered at the phone.
"I thought this number seemed familiar!"
Roy slammed the phone onto the hook and chucked it out his window.
End