Chapter 25: Russel and General Hakuro

It's been many months since Ed's death, and because of that Russel hasn't had anyone to impersonate, therefore leaving him out of the job. The camera now zooms in on Russel who is now a transexual prostitute named Rebecca.

"Vy so sad my candy? Cheer up, follow the newkama way!" Ivankov told Russel.

"I'm tired of your stupid 'newkama way'! I'm leaving, maybe I can get a real job at mcdonalds or something!" Russel...Rebecca said as she left the bar which was never mentioned in the opening sentence. Russel walked up to the first Mcdonalds he could find. He interveiwed for the job, and well...got it. Rebecca enjoyed his...her new job. She was the head cashier.

"I'd like to order one Big-Mac with everything on it," General Hakuro said while holding his hand inside his suit.

"That will be $5.43," Rebecca said as she opened the cash register. Hakuro immediately pulled out a gun and pointed it at Rebecca, a group of men with black trashbags over their heads emerged from the ceiling, under the tables, and the bathroom.

"Nobody move and I promise I'll kill you quickly!" Hakuro said as he walked around the corner and grabbed Rebecca, "Your pretty hot, how about a kiss?"

"Ummm...I'm actually a guy," Rebecca said as she pulled her pants down.

"How dare you try to infatuate me! For that you will die!" Hakuro said as he shot at Rebecca who somehow ran away.

"Who are you shooting at boss!" The thugs said.

"Take the bags off your heads you morons!"

"Oh...no wonder everything's so dark," The thugs said as they removed their bags.

"I want you to get all of the money to the truck, you can set the charges, and you...you can get me my burger," Hakuro said as he ran to the truck.

Not much later the bomb went off.

"I want you to check and see that the man dressed like a woman is dead," Hakuro said as he directed one of the thugs.

"I'm pretty sure everyone in there is dead."

"I wont be satisfied until I see her, I mean his, body!" Hakuro said as he ran inside and found Rebecca's body. "HAH! I WIN! I told you that I'd kill you. What do you say to that?"

Rebecca sat up and kissed Hakuro, "I just gave you 27 std's. See you in hell!"

Hakuro died a few day's later in a hospitol bed.

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Russel is given the darwin award for working at Mcdonalds. Hakuro is given the Darwin Award for allowing a trans-gender Russel kiss him.