Author's Note: I had fun writing this. It's lengthy too. Got to dedicate this to Tianna M.V.A. for giving me the idea!! :) I was planning on doing the Valentine's Party, but I had to do this. Now, I just started my sequel to Stay Strong. I'm hoping it'll be good with more drama than Stay Strong had. Some OCC of course. Now, read and review my fellow fanfictors. (Lolz.)

~Chapter 24~
...With Some Major Fun

~A few days later~

BPOV

It has been a few days since I read my poem.

I'm some glad everybody loved it. It will always be a personal favorite, even though I wrote it.

Tonight, our friends were spending the night. But, we do have some stuff planned of course.

It's time to mess with The Snobs once more.

Though, I wonder. Do they still have the pink paint? I shrug mentally at the thought.

What's cooler about this time is that we get to mess with more snobs. Tanya, Jessica, Rebecca, Cecelia, and Jane.

We learned from local sources (Jacob) that they were all going to be at Tanya's house tonight.

It was time to have fun with all we can get done in my one night.

But, I don't think that'll be a problem. We've got more people. Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Nessie, Jacob, Angela, Edward, and myself.

Nessie, Jacob, and Angela were going to go to Jacob's house and mess with Rebecca's room and other stuff.

Alice and Jasper were going to Jessica's house.

Emmett and Rosalie were going to Jane and Cecelia's house.

Edward and I get Tanya's house.

Nessie, Angela, Jacob, Emmett, and Rosalie all have it easy. Alec is in on the plan too. He's going to help Emmett and Rosalie.

Edward and I have the hardest.

We have to go to Tanya's house, where all the snobs are.

It was now 8:10 P.M. Time for the fun to start.

Everybody goes to their assigned houses and begins the mission.

Edward and I decide to have some fun and see what they're doing.

Now, don't consider us Peeping Toms. We just think we'd find something we can hold against them.

We sneak in using our infamous spy skills and put a recorder where we can record and hear their conversation.

While we were setting it up, they were talking about Edward. I about growled. But, I had to hold it back or we would be caught.

After we got the recorder in place, we headed to what we assume to be Tanya's bedroom.

See, The Snobs were currently in the living room. Good thing or we'd never be able to mess up her bedroom.

As soon as we stepped into her bedroom, I felt like running and screaming all the way to Italy.

It was way too girly.

There was pink here, pink there. Basically everywhere. I mean, where is the variety?! I would never be able to live with a room like this.

I suck in a deep breath and let it go. "This room is going to give me nightmares."

"Yeah." Edward says, sounding kind of frightened. I don't blame him.

We get over our shock and start to Goth it up.

We started with the walls. The walls had been a hot pink. Now, after painting it some, it was mostly black.

Then, we started to strip the sheets off her bed. They were a pale pink.

We started to put blue and black sheets on it.

Then, there was the canopy. We expected this much. We decided to just throw some black paint on it.

We moved on to where she kept her perfume and make-up. We replaced it with all kinds of make-up we got from Hot Topic and some of the nastiest smelling perfumes ever.

"Where next?" I ask, looking at Edward.

"How about we just pour some blue and red paint on this floor, and then start working on their cars?" Edward suggests.

The floor was covered with a pale pink carpet.

I nod. "Sounds good."

We pour the paint on the floor and leave the room.

As we're passing the living room, we grab the recorder and sneak out.

We were in such a hurry; I didn't catch onto their conversation.

I got outside and Edward slips the recorder into his pocket. "We'll listen to it later."

I nod. We head over to Cecelia's car. It was a silver-colored 2010 Lexus RX 350.

We started to key and toy with its engine.

Yeah. We're mean. But they're mean too. Ha-ha.

We pour some black and red paint on it, and then move onto Tanya's car since it was the only other one.

Tanya's car was a sky blue 2007 Cadillac SRX.

Sure, it was pretty. But, oh well. We had to ruin it for our fun.

We do the same thing we did before.

Now, it is time for the finale of the disasters.

Feathers!!

We started to cars with feathers. Even the trees and shrubs.

It was certainly chicken paradise.

That was when we started to run back to my house.

We got there about the same time as everybody else.

We all started to laugh, walking inside.

I looked at the clock and it said 9:24 P.M. Perfect time.

"Hey Edward." I say, smiling.

Edward turns to me. "Yes?" He gives me a questioning look.

"Maybe we should listen to that recording." I snickered evilly.

Edward smirks. "Yeah."

"What recording?" Emmett asked.

"This." Edward pulls out the recorder.

Apparently everybody guessed what it was and snickered.

We all sit down in the living room.

Edward was about to push play when Emmett randomly asked, "Did anybody bring any candy?"

We look at him weirdly.

"No." Jasper answered.

Emmett slumps into his seat. "Ruin a guy's hopes and dreams." He mumbles.

We all laugh while Edward pushes play.

Tanya- Now. Onto other stuff besides Edward.

Cecelia- But----

Tanya- Quiet. It's spiritual time!

*Shuffling in the background*

Tanya- Now…I'm unworthy.

Cecelia- I'm a b****.

Jane- I'm unsuitable for this.

*snickering in background*

Tanya- SHUT UP!

*snickering stops*

Tanya- Now, it's your turn Rebecca.

Rebecca- I love Mozart.

Jessica- I'm a microwave.

*slap in background*

Tanya- Focus Jessica!

Jessica- Yes b****.

Tanya- *snarls* Shut up Jessica or I'm throwing you out.

Jessica- *grumbles* Fine.

Tanya- Now, moving on----

The tape stops.

We all stare at it for a moment, before laughing.

Who knew they were that stupid?

Well, I guess we all did.

After we finished laughing, I thought of something that we could do.

"Hey. We should make scary telephone calls to Tanya's house. Oh! And maybe make their power go out." I suggest.

Everybody nods and we out taking a chainsaw with us.

We get to their house and get to where the power box is.

We switch off the lights and hear screaming.

We snicker quietly, and then start dialing their number.

As the phone inside the house rings, the screaming turns into whimpers.

Finally, somebody picks up.

"Hello?" I hear Tanya ask weakly.

Jacob smiles and deepens his voice. "Tanya. My name is Bob. Can you guess what I am?"

"N-no."

"You sure?"

"I'm sure."

"Should I tell you?"

"No."

"Oh. Well, too bad. I'm going to tell you anyway."

"No. Please."

"I'm a ghost."

Then went the screaming, again.

We hung up and got the chainsaw.

Emmett starts it while we all stand back.

As soon as they heard it, they screamed to the top of their lungs.

Even the neighbors were turning on their lights to see what's going on.

Emmett stops and we run.

As we're running, we could see the neighbors running to Tanya's house to see what is wrong.

Do you want me to put links for vehicles on my profile? I have songs on there now. Okay. Next I plan to be the Valentine's Party. If you have any ideas of other stuff I could actually do inbetween now and the party, tell me. After the party, there'll be a huge skip. Now, review! P.S. I know most of this doesn't make sense, but I decided on stupid humor. Lol.
-Ashley(dolphinherovamp5)