Author Note: Hi again! Sorry for the slow update… (No…I did not die XD) I ran out of ideas again. Anyway, I'm back but it may be a long time until I update again. Sorry but school is keeping me quite busy. Well…I'm thinking about writing a new story…but I don't really know what it should be about. It will most likely be a yaoi fic. I'm thinking of ideas so give me time! XD Anyway…on with the chapter that you've all been waiting for…or not…

Babysitting 101

17 days- The Random, Randomer, and Randomest!

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Soon, when only Larxene and Axel were left out in the 'wild' and 'scary' Destiny Islands, Demyx had an Albert Einstein moment. (Ohmisgosh! Hide! XD)

"Hey you guys! I have an idea! It's-" But before Demyx's babbling could go any further, trust, and young Zexion slapped his hand over the blonde's mouth and gave him a serious an annoyed stare.

"Does it involve mayonnaise?" Zexion asked knowing that Demyx adored mayonnaise…weird…anyway…

"Uh…no... It-" Demyx was but off again…

"Does it involve us acting like complete retards by dancing like a pair of savage Indians?" Zexion said as he raised a brow on how shocked Demyx looked.

"Uh…I don't think so. Anyway, it involves-" A fast hand slapped him once again.

" Wait! Say no more! I don't think I can stand to hear it! I know what you're going to say!" Zexion said in his smart voice. Demyx sighed and rolled his blue eyes.

"Fine Zexy. What do you think I'm going to say?" Demyx said in an annoyed voice.

Zexion took a deep breath and began his ranting…

" Well, according to my statistics, I think you were going to say one of your impossible little shindigs in which we spy on someone and black mail them later." Zexion said as he crossed his arms for he was very proud of his answer. Demyx shook his head rapidly.

"Sorry, Zexion. That's NOT what I was going to say." Demyx said in a false sympathetic voice. Zexion snorted for he never ever liked being wrong…ever. Demyx patted Zexion on the back and smiled.

"Aw, c'mon Zexy! You were close…actually…never mind…you weren't but it's till okay! You're mom still think you're cool!" Demyx said jokingly. Zexion growled and Demyx laughed even harder.

"ENOUGH! Zexion does NOT get humiliated in front of people! He also does NOT get made fun of my people whose hairstyle is a cross between a mullet and a mohawk! Hmph!" Zexion said as he pouted and crossed his arms. (XD poutie Zexy!!!!)

"Whoa, cool it Zexy! I didn't mean to offend thy highness but that really wasn't what I was going to say! I was going to say- uh…wait...what was I going to say?" Demyx then tapped his chin with his finger and put on his famous thinking face. Everyone stared at Demyx as he consciously talked to himself.

"Hmm..I ate a sandwich this morning then I woke Zexion up...Or something like that. Then I also fell off my bed last night…and hmm...did I dream of flying pigs? Or was that last month? Hmm...I really don't know. When was the last time I ate a salad? Did I eat one recently? Did I even eat anything for breakfast yesterday's yesterday? Heheh…I like prepositions. They're the bomb! Geh…what time is it? Why are we on this island? I feel Closter phobic…look to the sky! My heart's a battleground! If I just lay here, would you lay with me and just forget the world. I walk a lonely road…wait…let's get back on track…Once when I was searching somewhere long ago, somewhere far in a place I could not find. Now that I'm a woman, everything has changed. Everything has changed! Wait…I'm not a woman!!!! Erkuls, erkuls, erkuls…" Demyx kept on ranting and Zexion was getting worried about his little blonde companion.

Zexion started poking Demyx on his shoulder but still, Demyx was in his little La-la land. (I love my la-la land…XD) Then, Zexion started to push Demyx back and forth, right to left. When he got no response from Demyx, he then pushed Demyx and Demyx fell onto his shoulder and that's when he snapped out of his trance.

"What happened? I never ate your cherries, Sir Eatsalot!" Demyx said mindlessly. He then jumped up and looked around cautiously.

"I know you're there! Come out Mr. Fuzzy!" Demyx yelled. Zexion then punched Demyx before his ranting could go any further.

"Demyx, calm down! You were going crazy…again. But that's really no surprise." Zexion said jokingly. Demyx flashed him a glare.

"You're a big meanie!" Demyx pouted. Zexion laughed hysterically. But then he stopped him self.

"Zexion does not laugh…hmph!" He then crossed his arms and sat in the sand silently. Everyone stared at him. Then, everyone remembered what they were talking about…GASP!

"Oh yeah! My plan was-" But before Demyx could say anymore, the four heard a huge crash…

TBC…

Yeah, pretty short...sorry I haven't updated in a long time! I won't update til I get at least 10 reviews!!!!

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dappledtiger