Hannah: This chapter had help from the fanfiction author Rykun! He decided that Rock Lee and his team should come and help announce so, OK!
Lee: Hello everyone! Hi Sakura! Are you watching this! I got all the flowers you brought to me! They were almost a youthful and beautiful as you!
Tenten: Hi!
Neji: ugh…it seems my fate of helping out here with these losers is sealed, oh well Hello.
Hannah: So, everyone welcome to this chapter. I finally got this IM business to work on my computer yeah, so I can't update that often cause I've got school work to do and…yeah.
Lee: so, I heard from Kiddo that you can make anything happen in these stories, could you…uh…please make Sakura come and kiss me? PLEASE?!
Hannah: ……..fine……..
Zofis wearing a Sakura costume appears: Hey, baby! Gimme a kiss.
Lee: YES YES YES!
Dr Riddles: wait don't fall for another one of Hannah's under handed tricks! It's really Zofis in disguise!
Hannah: too late –looks at Lee and Zofis making out- bet you're jealous Dr Riddles.
Dr Riddles: I AM NOT….uh…..heheheh.
Neji: you all are losers!
Tenten: you rock Neji, everything you say is true as the sky is blue.
Hannah: look! It's raining!
Neji: humph!
Hannah: this is my world! I control everything! I always win!
Dr Riddles: if you call that a victory!
Hannah: be quiet! I can even win a buzzing contest and a smiley contest (inside joke)
Tenten: READ!
Zatch, Tia, Kida, Yuki, Kanchome, Alina and last and most certainly least Buster, were all having lunch since they had all become best friends in the matter of minutes after Folgore stopped singing.
"pass the yellowtail" Zatch asked
"you already ate it" Tia said
"oh" Zatch complained "I better go get another one"
Zatch dived into a lake and caught another fish. Buster flirted with an angry Tia. Kanchome cowered in a corner.
Kida, Yuki and Alina were planning the strategy to beat the Patrol
"we should go straight to them and attack!" Alina suggested
"no, let's plan a sneak attack" Kida suggested
"ok" Alina agreed "but we have to get there first"
"that's where we were heading" Yuki said
"then we better get going" Alina said and turned her attention to the others "A B K! let's get going!"
"Yeah, you too Zatch, Tia!" Kida and Yuki called.
And the group kept on moving, closer and closer to the Patrol's base.
Meanwhile….
"what are you're orders for today?" the waiter of a fancy restaurant asked.
"spaghetti" Rykun and Penny both said together.
"ok…." The waiter said.
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The spaghetti finally came after a short ten hour wait and dinner for two was served.
Rykun began to think…'I'll try the trick on her and she'll kiss me…yes!'
Rykun slowly started to slurp up Penny's spaghetti when…(guess what's coming, Ryan)
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"Zatch!" Penny exclaimed "if you wanted to kiss me, then you should have just asked!" (did I trick anyone?)
"ok!" Rykun exclaimed 'I'm glad she still thinks I'm Zatch'
They were about to share true loves first kiss (which would make the love potion permanent when…
"I DON'T THINK SO!"
Rykun and Penny spun around to see none other than Kori (from 'the bond between two people'). She marched right up to the all but happy wannabe couple and smack Rykun dead in the face.
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING, Rykun?" she demanded
"Rykun?" Penny asked "that's Zatch!"
"no!" Kori exclaimed and pulled off the cheap costume "see, Rykun"
"oh…" Penny said "wait a minute! Hey! I'll get you, you Zatch imposter!"
Penny was just about to slap Rykun when the love potion wore off.
"huh?" Rykun asked "what happened"
"YOU just tried to MAKE OUT with that FOOL!" Kori said, pointing to Penny.
"YOU just pretended to be Zatch and tried to use me for your own pleasure!" Penny said pointing at Rykun.
"HEY!" Rykun exclaimed "you were the one who gave me that love potion!"
"only cause you were pretending to be Zatch"
"but that was cause Zofis told me to!"
"and who is this Zofis person?" Kori asked.
"nunya" Penny said "go make out with Wiseman"
"well he does have nice blond hair and blue eyes…." Kori said dreamily.
"No way!" Rykun said
"fine, just as you promise not to cheat on me" Kori said
"ok, as long as Penny doesn't give me any love potions!" Rykun said
"yes, as long as he doesn't dress up like Zatch" Penny said
Hannah: and so the problem was solved, and Rykun and Penny went back to Zofis so they could do their job (or their plan) and Kori went back to her normal story.
Lee: and all was youthful.
Tenten: except Dr Riddles, he's old.
Dr Riddles: hey!?
Neji: it says it on your birth certificate, December first 0001.
Tenten: you're so old you have Jesus in your yearbook!
Lee: you're so old you're not youthful!
Hannah: you're so old disses hadn't been invented yet!
Dr Riddles: well you all are so young you don't know anything!
Tenten: we know you have Jesus in your yearbook.
Neji: REVIEW!