Terra waved at the camera, "Hi! You're watching Kingdom Talk!"

Ventus interrupted him, "You know who we are!"

Terra continued, "Today, we have a special guest! The man who got us 25% of our ratings, is here tonight!"

Ventus added, "You guys remembered the camera man who got replaced by Mansex because Kairi raged and injured him. Well, he threatened to sue the show if we didn't let him compete as a contestant..."

Terra started clapping, "Please welcome, Harry Dick!"

Harry walks in waving, "Thank you for interviewing me!"

Ventus mumbled, "It's not like we had a choice..."

Terra giggled, "So... Harry Dick... What gave your parents the idea to name you Harry when your last name is Dick?"

Harry rolled his eyes, "Very original! I haven't heard that one before!"

Terra for frowned, "Wow... Sassy!"

Ventus asked,"Are you excited to be on the show?"

Harry smiled, "Of course!"

Ventus grinned deviously, "What if I told you that I borrowed one of the contestants to meet you?"

Harry's mouth took his entire face,"Really? That's so cool! Who is it?"

Ventus yelled,"Oh Kairi!"

Kairi walks on with her face covered with chocolate and was holding too many brownies,"What?! I was eating these brownies! Did you know they had snacks back there? When I was host, all they had was magazines about parenting! And everyone we interviewed wasn't even old enough to marry!"

Harry squealed, " SHE-DEVIL! AAAH!" He jumped behind Terra and offered Terra as a sacrifice,"Don't kill me! Kill him! SACRIFICE!"

Kairi with a mouthful of brownies seemed confused,"Have I seen you before?"

Ventus pushed Harry towards the she-devil, "Aww c'mon Kairi! Don't you remember the man that injured?"

Kairi smiled revealing her brown teeth, "That's right! Sorry about that by the way... Your name is Penis, right?"

Harry Dick shivered,"M-m-m-my name is H-h-h-Harry D-d-d-Dick..."

Kairi rolled her eyes, "That's what I said, Penis! Geez! Get your hearing checked!"

Terra smiled,"Aren't you happy, Harry? You will be spending weeks with our beloved Kairi!"

Ventus repeated,"Weeks!"

Harry fainted.

Kairi stroke a pose, "He must be so happy that he's spending time with, yours truly, that he fainted with joy!"

Terra laughed, "Well, that's it for today! Hope you enjoyed the show!"

Ventus jumped up wearing a party hat and threw confetti in the air, "We just completely finished an episode of Kingdom Talk! We made history!"

Kairi played along,"Let them eat cake!"

They all walked off screaming,"CAKE!"

(Vote because it's a tie between Kairi, Vexen, and Auron! Also, if you didn't understand this chapter, the old camera man is competing in Kingdom Survivor.)