XXV Some REALLY Not So Great Ideas
241. Make Cloud feel uncomfortable.
"Hey Cloud I have a question"
"What is it now Zack?" he asked getting a little tired of his friend's visits from the lifestream.
"Well, ya'know how I busted you out of Hojo's lab and put you in a SOLDIER First Class uniform?"
"Yeah"
"Well I went through your pockets of your old clothes, and found a pair of girl's underwear. Wanna tell me what that was about?"
"…."
242. Terrify Cloud.
"RUN!"
Cloud nearly wet himself when Zack suddenly jumped on his back and told him to run for his life.
"GOGOGO! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!"
Looking back and seeing a very angry looking Sephiroth coming towards them.
"What did you do?" he asked as he ran.
"I cut off a lock of his hair to sell to his fangirls, now just keep going!"
And That's what REALLY caused Sephiroth to snap and burn down Nibelheim.
243. Draw on Angeal's face while he sleeps.
He forgot that he took a shower in the morning, so it all got washed off before anyone saw it. Then he remembered that he had taken a picture of it, so he hacked into his mentor's facebook account, and put it as his profile picture. 244. Draw in Genesis' copy of Loveless. Write 'Sephy was here' in the margins.
Again, Genesis didn't believe Sephiroth would actually do something like that, so he went after Zack.
245. Convince Cloud that anyone interested in becoming SOLDIER has to stand in the middle of the ShinRa lobby and loudly proclaim that Zack Fair is the greatest person they've ever met.
"Good, now do it with a megaphone so everyone can hear you" 246. Pretend for a day that YOU are the mentor and Angeal is the apprentice. Take Angeal to a psychiatrist when he says otherwise.
Angeal took it as a message from Zack as pay back for all the times he took him to get checked for signs of insanity as well as various other things, so he stopped.
247. Sing 'Singing in the Rain', in the rain
As Angeal stared at him from a window he began rethinking about stopping to get Zack checked out… 248. Stick a "kick me" sign on Sephiroth's back
No one dared to try it…Except for some stupid new infantryman that no one ever heard of again.
249. Steal all of Sephiroth's fangirls
Not many people liked him when he went insane and tried to destroyed the world.
250. Don't gel your hair, see everybody's reaction
Kunsel wouldn't believe him when Zack told him that his hair was naturally spiky and he didn't use much gel at all, so he had to prove it.
"See?" he said pointing at his hair. "No gel, still spiky"
Kunsel just stared mouth open wide, mentally cursing the Goddess for giving him such boring flat hair.
Author's Notes
Sorry it took so long, more computer problems -_-
241-246: halledean
247-248: Sunny Lighter
249: Zerowing 206
250: Cinnomoroll9716