Smashing Parodies

The Smash SpongeBob Movie Part 3

"Dr. Wright here with an incredible news flash. Mewtwo is selling Smash Burgers at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out." Dr. Wright went inside the Chum Bucket where Mewtwo was watching his new customers.

"Step right up. Plenty for everybody."

"Excuse me, Mewtwo. Dr. Wright, Smashville News. Can I get a minute?"

"Anything for you, Dr. Wright."

"All of Smashville wants to know, how did you get the Smash Burgers?"

"Well, Wright, before my dear friend Mario was frozen by Master Hand..." Mewtwo began as his voice started breaking. "I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. 'Sell the Smash Burger in my absence at the Chum Bucket,' he said. 'Don't let the flame die out.' By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Wright."

"Thanks."

"Bucket helmets for everyone!" Mewtwo then went into his lab. "Mother Brain baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife."

"I never agreed."

"Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now."

"Nothing except Pit and his pink friend. My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Master Hand might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints."

"Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. She's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!"

Back at the gas station, a woman drove down the road on a motorcycle. She was wearing a full black suit and stopped in front of the gas station. She then picked up something lying on the ground and looked at it. "Sesame seed."

"Hey lady, does that suit take ten gallons?" The two gas station hillbillies slapped their knees and laughed until the woman went over to them and literally tore their lips off. She then got back on her motorcycle and drove off.

Meanwhile, Pit and Kirby walked down the road completely exhausted as the sun was starting to set.

"Are we there yet?" Kirby asked.

"We must be close by now...Kirby, look!" Pit pointed over to a billboard nearby. "We're doing great! Subspace is only five days away!" A leaf blocking a part of the sign blew away.

"By car."

"I wish we still had our car."

"Pit, look!"

"Our car!" Pit and Kirby saw that the wagon was parked right in front of a bar. They quickly went over and got in, but Pit then noticed that something was missing.

"The key!"

"Where do you think it is?" Kirby asked, and then someone was thrown out the window of the bar and landed next to them with broken bones. The two of them looked into a broken window to see many thugs fighting and hanging around. They then spotted the car jacker from earlier with the key hooked onto his belt.

"There it is, Kirby. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?"

"I know. Why don't we go in and ask nicely?"

"What are you looking at?" Someone asked, and then there was punching sounds and cries of pain coming from inside.

"Kirby, that's a terrible idea."

"Sorry."

"I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key."

"Ooh! Ooh! Wait! I wanna do the distraction!"

"Okay...I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction."

Kirby puffed up his chest and burst into the bar while Pit snuck inside after him. "Ahem! Can I have everybody's attention?" Everyone then gathered around Kirby with angry expressions as there was an awkward silence for a second. "...I have to use the bathroom."

"It's, uhh...right over there." The car jacker pointed behind him and then he noticed Pit reaching for the key. He looked up at him for a second, and then began to search the ground to look for something.

"Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off." Pit held up an imaginary contact and quickly ran into the bathroom. "Kirby! You call that a distraction?!"

"I had to go to the bathroom."

"Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing." Pit pumped the soap dispenser, and the top is pushed off and bubbles began to squirt out. "Kirby, check it out!" He pumped some more, and soon the whole bathroom was filled with bubbles.

"Hooray! Bubble party!" Pit and Kirby cheered as they began to dance around with the bubbles. However, as they were having their little bubble party, one of the bubbles managed to float out the door.

"Hey! Who blew this bubble?" Ganondorf asked from outside, and then he punched the bubble and popped it. "You all know the rules!"

"All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar."

"That's right! So who blew it?" Ganondorf asked again, and Pit and Kirby quickly burst all the bubbles. "So...Nobody knows?"

"Maybe it was..."

"Shut up!" Ganondorf shouted as he threw a chair at someone. "Somebody in here ain't a real man." He then noticed that Pit and Kirby were trying to sneak out. "You! We're on a baby hunt, and don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up!" Ganondorf ordered, and everyone did as they were told. "DJ! Time for the test." The DJ gave a thumbs-up and began to play a CD. "No baby can resist singing along to this."

"Pit, it's the Goofy Goober theme song." Kirby whispered.

"I know!"

As the song continued to play, Ganondorf walked down the line to see the who it was that was singing along, and one of them coughed. "It was you! You're the baby!"

"No, no! I only coughed, I swear!" Ganondorf made a gesture at the guy to show him that he was watching him. "DJ! Turn it up louder!"

"Don't sing along, Kirby!"

"I'm trying. Trying so hard."

Ganondorf noticed that Pit and Kirby were trying their absolute hardest not to sing and began to tease them. "I'm a Goofy Goober, YEAH! You're a Goofy Goober, YEAH! We're all Goofy Goobers, YEAH!" They then opened their mouths and before they could sing, someone else did for them.

"Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!"

The song then stopped and Ganondorf looked to see a pair of Siamese twins standing next to them and laughed. "Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?"

"It was him! He did it! I've never even eaten at...Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!" The twins sang, and then they quickly slapped each other's hands over their mouths.

"Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby!" The thugs then gathered around, and then everyone began to beat up the twins. Pit and Kirby managed to get out safely.

"Man, that was a close call."

"Guess what I got." Kirby pulled out the key.

"The key! Shhh..." Pit and Kirby snuck away from the bar and got back into the car and drove away into the night.