Know Your Smashers
Chapter 25: Mr. Game and Watch
A certain two-dimensional figure sat in the hot seat.
Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...
Mr. Game and Watch only gave a small nod in response.
Mr. Game and Watch...is a complete crack addict.
In response to that bogus fact, Mr. Game and Watch simply shook his head.
...You aren't saying anything about this?
Mr. Game and Watch only shook his head again.
You don't wanna talk? Oh, I'll make you talk! Mr. Game and Watch...has pure liquid meth flowing in his body
Mr. Game and Watch just shook his head again.
Still not talking, are you?
Mr. Game and Watch nodded.
Oh, come on, mister! You've gotta say something! Mr. Game and Watch...always speaks in beeps because he's always swearing.
The announcer waited for Mr. Game and Watch to say something, but once again he only shook his head.
Why aren't you saying anything?! The whole point of this story is to react to all of the false lies I'm telling everyone about you! Don't you have anything to say about all this?!
"Yes, and it's that you're a perverted freak of nature." Mr. Game and Watch answered.
Upon hearing that, the announcer instantly burst into hysterics.
Why?! Why would you say something like that to me?! All I was trying to do was humiliate you to no end! Why did you do this to me?! WHY?!
Mr. Game and Watch just rang his bell in triumph, happy for himself that he had managed to get the announcer to break down.