finally, peter, christina, tris, and four reached the concentration camp.
"MUAHAHAHA" freddie mercury said as he sat on a throne made out of peanut butter (satans favorite food) and skulls. myra was sitting on his lap and wearing a wildebeest skull over her head like a hat.
beneath them, al was hauling a boulder. he looked up.
"OMG" he said. "IM SORRY I RAN AWAY WITH CHAD SAVE ME PLEASE"
"ok" tris said "but will died in a long john silvers so"
"YALL WENT TO LONG JOHN SILVERS WITHOUT ME?!?!?" AL SCREAMED. HE BROKE HIS CHAINS AND SPRINTED OVER LIKE A WEREWOLF ON COCAINE.
"FUCK" PETER SCREAMED AS AL CAME FOR HIM.
JUST THEN...
BROWNIE THE CAT RAN IN AND SLIT AL'S EYES WITH HIS CLAWS.
"good boy!!!" peter yelled. "good kitty!!!"
al stumbled around, blind. christina smacked him on the ass.
"WHO SMACKED MY ASS" AL SCREAMED
"uh... george takei rolled by and did it lol" christina said.
"ok." al said as he called out george takei for his sexual harassment on twitter.
"yall really think u can defeat us?!" myra screeched from her perch on freddie mercury's dingdong.
tris growled and summoned her pet unicorn who hasnt been mentioned until this chapter because it's retarded and lame.
"RAINBOW DASH ATTACK!!!" TRIS SCREAMED
"rainbow dash is a pegasus," four sneered. "fake fan"
the unicorn did nothing except poop half-digested grass onto the ground. some splashed into al's blind eyes.
"am i at a car wash" al said, feeling around in the air.
"hahahaha" myra laughed "yall are pathetic. freddie mercury... lets attack!"
freddie mercury cocked an eyebrow.
"get down there, myra."
"ok"
then freddie mercury followed her and stabbed her in the neck with a shard of burnt toast.
"NOOOOO" myra yelled "I LOVED YOU FREDDIE MERCURY WE WERE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOGETHER"
FREDDIE MERCURY LAUGHED.
"HAHAHA YOU ARE SO STUPID MYRA THE WORLD ONLY HAS ROOM FOR 1 DARK OVERLORD AND THAT IS ME"
myra fell over, convulsed, and then went still.
"shit" four said
then freddie mercury tripped and hit his head and died.
"ok we saved al let's go to forever 21" tris said
"but we're on chapter 25" peter said, petting brownie.
"ya and? shut the fuck up you stupid racist" four said
"FOREVER 21" christina said