Pairing: Puzzleshipping
Genre: Humor

X-x-o-o—Mutant—o-o-x-X

It was one of those days. One those days when there was absolutely nothing to do. Nothing good on television, nothing to do outdoors, everyone busy and just no energy to do something that required effort. On one such day, Yami usually reverted to the internet.

His Aibou wasn't too fond of him using it, for he once exclaimed that he had aids in the living room, scaring Sugoroku, Yuugi's mother and Yuugi himself half to death. After asking how he found out, he showed them the page that was active on Yuugi's computer. It was one of those self-diagnose websites. The diseases that the site found with Yami's symptoms ranged from a common cold to broken legs to aids. Yami only had stomach flu. But we're digressing.

It was one of those days that Yami was idly scrolling through Tumblr. There wasn't much interesting on there either, but it was better than nothing. He stopped however, when he saw the picture of a purple eye. The eye looked like that of his Aibou, only Aibou's was prettier. (In his opinion at least)

His eyes widened more and more as he read the text that came with the picture. If… if this was all true… then Yuugi would be a mutant!

Yami whirled his swivel chair around to look at Yuugi, who was lying on his bed, bend over some books and pouting cutely at his difficult summer homework. Yami snapped back to the screen and back at Yuugi.

Yuugi couldn't be a mutant… his Aibou was perfect.

He had to find out. He stood up from the desk and marched over to Yuugi. The boy, who was so into his homework, didn't notice the other looming over him. That is, until he found himself lying flat on his back on the bed.

"Yami?" Yuugi questioned in confusion. He had made quite clear that he didn't want to be disturbed when doing his homework.

Yami said nothing as he leaned closer to Yuugi's face. Yuugi blenched a little as Yami stared into his eyes intensely. They had had their 'stare intensely in the eyes romantically' moments, but this was close to being creepy.

In Yami's mind, he went through the mental checklist he had created after reading that Tumblr post.

'Violet eyes, check.'

Yami grabbed Yuugi by the cheeks and inspected every angle of Yuugi's face. He then backed away, leaving Yuugi confused even more. He had expected Yami to at least kiss him.

"W-what are you doing?!" Yuugi uttered as Yami helped him out of his top. Yami inspected his nipples from close range next. The he lifted up Yuugi's arm and looked at his armpits. "Yami again, what are you doing? You are sort of creeping me out…." Yuugi said a little unsure.

'No body hair, check.'

Yami, so deep in his thoughts, did not hear Yuugi.

"Okay Yami stop it!" Yuugi screamed as his pants and underwear were discarded next. The crimson eyes widened as he looked at Yuugi's reproduction system. Yuugi had started to blush at this moment and closed his legs.

The smaller boy found himself suddenly belly down on the bed, two hands on his butt. Yami wasn't really thinking as he flipped Yuugi over like a ragdoll. He had to be sure! This was the last symptom! "YAMI!" Yuugi shrieked as the other pulled his butt cheeks apart.

"It can't be…." Yami whispered. He left Yuugi, feeling completely violated, on the bed and rushed back to the computer. He scrolled through the text again, double checking if it was all correct.

And it was.

"What is wrong with you?!"

"Aibou you're a mutant!" Yami cried after he had turned around. Yuugi was in the middle of putting on his sweatpants again after the small molestation. Now Yuugi was truly confused. "What mutation?" He asked, the mini assault forgotten for now.

Yami turned back to the screen.

A mutation called Alexandria's Genesis

Someone born with Alexandria's Genesis, is born with blue or gray eyes at birth. After six months, the eyes change into a purple color. This process takes six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person's eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic and anal hair (except for eyebrows, eyelashes and hair on their head). Their skin is pale and fair and will age slowly.

"See!" Yami hissed after he had read the text. Yuugi just looked at him blankly. "Yami… just because I fit this description doesn't mean I have it." Yuugi said. "Besides, you have red eyes and pale skin too, won't that make you a vampire?" He added mockingly.

Yami's eyes widened and he was already rapidly typing on the keyboard. Yuugi grabbed his wrists to stop him.

"Yami." He said firmly. "More symptoms are that they don't produce bodily waste and I can assure you that I do. Also, they have a strong immune system, you gave me your stomach flu just by being in the same house. Alexandria's Genesis is purely fictional." To proof it, he opened countless sites that stated that the mutation was fictional indeed.

"Oh."

"You are officially banned from using the internet."

Author's Note: When I first read the symptoms of Alexandria's Genesis, Yuugi immediately came to mind. And then the idea of Yami freaking out that Yuugi had a mutation came and well... this happened.

I don't like it too much when Yami doesn't know how electric devices work. My hypothesis is that he got all knowledge of the modern world when sharing his body with Yuugi. You can see him using electrical devices througout the show. But I'll have to admit, that you can have some pretty darn funny situations with Yami having no knowledge.

Not sure if this should be bumped up to M rating, not really anything sexual...
Wow, 25 drabbles already~

I have been trying to write my multi-chapter stories but I am STUCK. WITH EVERYTHING. This is the biggest block I have had since I started writing!