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This chappie is a complete WTF, and there are more planned for this story. I've changed the style of twists so expect a lot of these! All I can say is I LOVE firecracker Bella, which is my new nickname for her!

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BPOV

I had to stop crying, it was annoying and I knew that it upset Jasper too. I didn't mean to keep crying, it really wasn't like me, but lately I couldn't stop it.

But now I would fight to stay straight faced. I refused to be unhappy for the rest of my life. I was finally getting the life that I always wanted. I had to start showing that I was happy.

Sharon stood up, shaking all of our hands. She motioned for us to take a seat, Jasper pulling two of them for us up to her desk.

"What did you have in mind for the camp grounds?"

"We'd like to get married. It's gonna be a big affair, so we'll need a lot of room."

She looked at me and smiled. I returned it, "It's my idea. He'd like city hall and a friend."

Everyone laughed, including Jasper who made a face at me. He knew I was right. If he had his way we'd be downtown. I didn't want to go small. I wanted to show off how wonderful of a person he was. Of what kind of husband I'd be getting.

"How long would you like to rent this out?"

Jasper looked at me and shrugged. "Whatever you want, baby."

"Can we do March 8th til March 30th?"

"You want to do the honeymoon here too, baby?"

"Why not? Swimming, hiking and fishing. Sounds like fun to me."

He laughed and nodded towards Sharon. She started typing on her keyboard, looking up stuff. When she paused, biting her lip I knew something was wrong.

"How much of the camp grounds would you like?"

"How are they labeled?" Jasper leaned forward, watching her.

"By sections, based on what kind of camping you'd like to do. Cabins, trailers, tents. Then you can also choose what you'd like to do as well. We have three sections that has all options available. What kind of camping would you like?"

All at once everyone in the room stated what they wanted and none of them were the same.

"Can we just take the cabins, and bring the rest?"

"If you'd like." She added some more stuff into the computer, before turning back to us. "How many spots do you want?"

Jasper didn't miss a beat, pulling his wallet out. "The whole section."

She swallowed hard, nearly choking as she took his ID. "That is over 300 cabins."

He shrugged. "We're going to have a lot of people. We might even need more, depending on how many friends they each bring. How many are allowed to stay in each cabin?"

"2 to 4. Each cabin has 2 beds a rooms with 2 rooms each, no more than that for safety reasons."

"Kay. Do I need to pay now, or wait til we show up?"

"For something that large and that long, we'd like a down payment of at least fifty percent. And there is an insurance payment as well."

Jasper just nodded, handing her his credit card. She took it, gaping at him. She really didn't think he'd spend that kind of money for camp grounds.

"Cool. Fine by me. Charge away."

"Would you like to know how much?"

"Not really. My girl doesn't like me blowing money."

I poked him and he smirked. "I'd like to know since he said that."

She smiled at me hesitant. Sharon finished with the paperwork, typing in all his info.

"It will be $15,340.50 for a down payment the rest will be due on the day everyone checks in."

"I can pay it all now if that makes it easier."

She opened her mouth before doing as he asked. Once he signed everything, she handed back his cards, pulling out a folder. After everything was laid out in front of us, she motioned everyone over to watch.

"There is one thing though."

"What's that?"

"I need an ID for each unit of people. I have to have them in the system so I can mark the cabin to the vehicle. It might be easier to have them each come in beforehand so that I can have everything ready and as they show up, I'll be able to pass out their cards."

Jasper nodded, and I made note to tell everyone we invited. She went through the layout of the grounds, showing us the section that Jasper had just paid for. It was the largest area they had. She made note of where we could fish and swim. We could go boating and hiking as well.

The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't wait til the day got there.

"Would you like to look around the area to see where things can go?"

Alice started giggling, clapping her hands together. Sharon took that as a yes, giving us a pass. We got in our cars and Jasper drove to the section we would have. Once everyone was parked and out of their cars, we started towards the beach.

Jasper grabbed hold of my hand smiling at me. I kissed him giggling.

"Happy, baby?"

"Deliriously, boo."

He snickered shaking his head at my nick name. When we got to the landing by the beach, we stopped. It was beautiful. The water was crystal blue and clean. The sand was a rich luscious brown, it looked like powdered gold.

"It's perfect!" I took off running towards the water, Jasper laughing, hot on my heels. The rest of our family just stood back and watched as we acted like kids. Jasper chased me around the sand, back and forth. He managed to grab hold of me, lifting me up over his shoulder, smacking me on the ass.

I pounded my fists on his back, squealing. "Let me go!"

"Never!"

I smiled, giggling. "Let me down!"

"Not til you say Uncle!"

I shook my head refusing too. Jasper snickered again, slapping my ass hard.

"UNCLE!" It came out before I could stop myself. Jasper let me down, pulling me into his arms. I linked mine around his neck, smiling up at him.

He looked peaceful and happy. I kissed him, holding him against me for a second.

"Come on guys, we've got stuff to do!" I pulled away when Alice yelled at us, Jasper giving her a dirty look instantly.

"Alice, so help me, if you interrupt us again, I'll throw your ass in the water! Think about your new Gucci heels, capesh?"

I doubled over laughing at her expression of horror. She backed away hiding behind Esme. We all laughed, before heading back to the cars.

Esme came over and hugged Jasper, kissing his forehead. He blushed making me grow warm.

"Were you two going to have a wedding planner help?"

"I didn't think about that. Would that be a good idea, Boo?"

Jasper shrugged, "I don't care baby. It's up to you. It would be nice to have someone else do all the work. You can sit back and just pick out what you want."

"What about the price?"

He smirked, "Really? Don't worry about it. If we go over one, we'll be fine."

"One what?" I know it was stupid, but I didn't know what he was talking about.

Course good ole Alice stepped in to help me. "Silly Bella, he means one million."

I had to fan myself so I didn't pass out. Jasper gave her another dirty look. "Alice, you've got a big mouth."

"She asked. You weren't planning on lying to her, were you, bubba?"

"No. But I didn't plan on telling her in front of everyone either. Bella doesn't like to spend money, haven't you noticed that during shopping trips together?"

She frowned, "She doesn't shop."

Jasper laughed at her, "Go fucking figure. Does that ring any bells, as to why?"

She slapped the side of his head, "Shut up!"

Pops moved to the middle of us. "That's it, everyone! We're here to help plan this wedding, not argue. Alice, don't be so big mouthed."

"Mom! Daddy is being mean to me!" Alice whined her way over to Esme. The look on her face was hilarious. She turned to Alice, and gave her the 'shut it' look.

"If you don't behave, young lady, you're having more than daddy being mean to you."

"I'm hungry, how bout we get some food and then look for a planner?" Jasper grinned at me nodding.

We got into the cars waiting for him to take the pass back to the office. When he came out he was grinning madly. It was adorable.

"Where too, baby?"

"I don't care. Last time my choice nearly got us killed. How about you choose this time?"

"Kay."

I was surprised when he pulled into a buffet. Everyone gave him crazy looks as we went inside and paid. One by one we got our food, finding a table big enough for us. We sat around talking and eating for almost two hours. It felt great to go out with my family. I was getting used to having them back around all the time.

"Bella, I know of a wedding planner if you want to use her."

I turned to Alice and smiled. "Sure. Who is it?"

"She's part of my shopping circle. She likes to keep up on all the new fashions for her business. Her name is Bebe Hail."

I giggled at her name, "That sounds a lot like Troy and Rosalie's last name."

Everyone stopped and stared at Alice, Jasper freezing beside me. She turned white swallowing hard.

"It's not! Its spelled h-a-i-l." Her face turned red. "I'm sure if she were related to them she would have said something. She knows about our family for crying out loud!"

I shrugged; I didn't know what the big deal was. I doubted Alice would send someone to help us if they were related to our ex's. I gave Jasper a smile, patting his knee before taking his hand. He curled his lip trying to return it but didn't quite get there.

"Alice, why don't you give her a call? See if she can meet Bella and Jasper today." Esme tried to keep the peace, and we watched Alice pull her phone out and dial her friend.

They chatted for a little while, Alice smiling wide before hanging up.

"She can meet us at the house in an hour."

Jasper turned a face on her, "You didn't give her my code did you?"

"No. I told her to wait for us outside the gate. I'm not stupid enough to give that out."

He made another face, and she punched his bad arm. I yelped as Pops jumped up, coming over. Esme smacked her on the arm, causing Alice to cry out, rubbing the spot.

As Pops checked Jasper over I gave Alice a dirty look. The first time I'd ever done that.

"Don't hit him in the arm! Especially his bad arm."

I hadn't meant to snap at her, but I was finally getting tired of all the bull shit. Emmett had come around to be helpful and now we had Alice to deal with. She was even worse than all the others combined.

Without warning Alice leapt up and got in my face, nearly pushing my chair, with me in it, over in the process. Everyone was on their feet, Jasper pushing Pops away to stand. He took hold of her arm and she slapped it away.

"Don't yell at me, Bella! He's my brother! I can do what I want to him!" She screamed so loud we drew attention from the other diners. "You've known him a little over a week, what right does that give you? HUH? None! So shut up about what I can and can't do, got it?"

She pressed both hands to my chest and shoved me back, knocking the chair over. I landed with a thud to the head as my feet went up in the air. It knocked the air out of me, causing stars to spin before my eyes. I grabbed hold of my ears trying to stop the spinning.

Jasper lost it, hissing at Alice, and coming to my aid. He sat me up, checking me over. Pops and dad were right behind him checking as well. Esme, Em and Edward carried Alice out as she kicked and yelled.

"Baby, are you OK?"

I nodded, rubbing my neck. He helped me up, wrapping his arms around me. We left as hundreds of people watched on.

Alice was causing a scene out by the cars, still ranting. When she took a swing at all three of them, I snapped, tearing away from Jasper. They chased after me as I took off towards her. I grabbed her arm as she raised it and spun her around.

"You hit them and I'll kick your ass!" I wasn't sure where the anger was coming from. It wasn't Alice that I was mad at. It was Troy for following us. But she wasn't helping either.

I didn't know what her problem was.

"Keep out of this, you bitch!"

I stopped at her words as everyone gasped.

"Alice!"

"Alice!"

"Alice!"

Pops, Esme and Jasper all yelled her name horrified.

"You're taking my brother away from me, do you hear? He finally starts to get better and he doesn't want anything to do with us! It's your fault!" I didn't see her draw back but I felt the sting of her slap. It snapped my face to the side, and the burn was awful.

Jasper howled, lunging at her. Pops and dad were faster, grabbing hold of him. They had to lift him off the ground to keep him from getting to her. Em and Edward bracing themselves against his chest.

When I looked back at Alice she had an evil look on her face. I glanced at Esme and saw the tears running down her face. I couldn't handle it.

So I lost it.

With one punch I knocked her to the ground, jumping on top of her. I took hold of her hands forcing them above her head. She kicked and screamed, fighting to get away from me.

"Let me go!"

"NO!"

"Let me go damn it!"

"Shut up or I'll knock your ass out! Do you hear me?" My threat worked, everyone stopping. Alice heaved as she fought to control herself.

"I'll let you get away with that one slap, but that's it! I deserved it for bulldozing into your family and I'm sorry. I didn't think my trying to be happy with your brother because I loved him was so fucking wrong! If you have something to say, then you better say it all to everyone. It's not just me you're taking it out on, understand? It stops now! I will not let you hurt our families like this! I've hurt mine enough as Jasper did to his! But that's not our fault!"

She hissed like a snake refusing to listen. I grabbed a hand of her hair and yanked it to the side.

She cried out, tears running down her face.

"I'm not going to let anyone else I love be hurt! I've got enough shit on my plate with Troy; and I'll be damned if you add to it! I might seem like a flower, but bitch, I've got thorns!" My voice rose so high I was screeching at her.

"If you cross me again, I'll whip your fucking ass like it's never been whipped! I'm done being shit on, hear me? I'm gonna stand up for what I want, do you understand?"

When she refused to hear me, I screamed at her, "DO YOU?"

"Yes!" She jerked once more on her hands. "Now let me up!"

I did as she asked, getting off of her. When I looked around everybody was stunned. Their mouths were opened but nothing was coming out.

"What?" They shook their heads, as if in disbelief. I headed towards Jasper's car, not bothering to see if they were ready to leave. He beat me too it, holding my door open. Once we were inside he took off.

"Are you alright, baby?"

"I'm fine. I just needed to get that off my chest."

He laughed, "Yeah, I say you did. Damn! I've never seen anything as hot as that. Fuck. I didn't know you could talk like that!"

I gave him a face, "I didn't know I was like that. But she set me off. I'm tired of being shit on. I'm gonna stand up for once in my life."

"We don't have to talk to the planner. We can wait."

"No! I'm not letting Alice stop things."

"Kay."

We parked outside the condo just as a car pulled up to the gate. A lady stuck her head out her window, waving at us.

"I'm Bebe, can you let me in?"

Jasper gave me a look and I mustered up a smile. With that he pushed his beeper from the car and the gate popped open. She came in and parked beside us. We waited as she got out, grabbing her bags from the backseat.

"Is now a good time?"

"Sure." Jasper wasn't happy but he nodded at her. We filed inside, sitting around the table as she set up her supplies. She had a computer, magazines, books and folders spread out.

Finally she sat down and we took a deep breathe.

"How would you like your names on things?"

"Isabella Marie Swan."

"Jasper Brooklyn Cullen."

As we talked, she filled things out.

"Where are you planning on having your wedding?"

"At the camp grounds in town." She looked at me wide eyed.

"What kind of theme would you like?"

"Fun, outdoorsy." I smiled when I thought about what I wanted to wear for the party. I turned to Jasper. "How about a beach party for the after party? We could wear bathing suits."

He looked like I was crazy but nodded anyway. "Sure. I like looking at your ass."

Bebe turned red as she jotted down her notes. Jasper smirked and I giggled.

"Do you want pictures taken?"

"Of course, I want a ton of pictures taken of my girl. Hire more than one photographer. Hell, hire more than one of everything."

"Sure."

We looked over to the front door when we heard car doors slamming. I didn't want or need another fight, but I was ready for it, if need be. Jasper stood up, ready to start something.

Em and Edward were first in, following by Esme and Alice, Pops and dad bringing up the rear. They went to their rooms without a word to us.

I pulled Jasper back down, holding his hand in my lap. He relaxed, leaning over and kissing my neck.

"Did you want a dress to wear or something else?"

"I'd like a short dress, and then a bikini."

"What kinds of colors?"

"Bright colors. The cake I picked has nothing but flowers on it. Different kinds and different colors."

"What kind of set up for food?"

"Seafood." Jasper indicated and I nodded.

"That's perfect."

"Make it an eat with your fingers food theme."

"Do you want tables, or blankets and pillows?"

"Both. Make it to where people can pick where they want to eat. The food on different tables, based off of what they are." I got into the mood the more I talked. All kinds of thoughts were running through my head.

Jasper looked indulgent. No matter what I said he would nod and smile.

I turned to him, making him stop. "If you want something, say it, Boo. This is your day too; make it so you're happy when you get there."

"I will be. I get you."

I bit my lip to keep from crying, smiling wide at him. "Thank you, Jasper. But make it something more than just me. I'm going into this with the thought to have as much fun on my wedding day as legally possible."

We all laughed, and he nodded. "Alright, baby. But no alcohol."

Bebe looked up at him, pen mid air, "Is there a certain reason?"

"I don't want any drunken fights started. I don't want anything to go wrong on our day."

We sat at the table, looking things over and picking every aspect out for the wedding. By nine, we were done, and everything was laid out. Bebe was set to get things into order, only calling us when she needed our help.

"What do you want for dinner, baby?"

"I don't know. How about burgers?"

He nodded and we got up calling for everyone to come out. Jasper got on the phone and ordered from the local Apple Bees. Em and Edward went out and got it. Esme and Pops picked out a movie and got it ready. Once the food got there, we gathered around the TV on the floor, and ate.

By midnight we were in bed exhausted. I knew we'd have a hard time coming up. Alice needed to talk to all of us about what was bothering her, especially if it had to do with Jasper. Maybe even come with us to talk to Dr. Jared.

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