"I have speed! I have Peaches! I HAVE FURY!"

"Goodness, he's really loud." Nepgear noted as she stepped out of the warp pipe. It conveniently led them to the same place Fawful just so happened to be in.

"Still not as bad as Blanc when something pisses her off."

"Heheheheh…" The younger purplette rubbed the back of her head awkwardly. She could not deny her sister's truths, nor could she deny her unfathomable cuteness.

"Now let's go chase that little green dude and kick him in the jewels."

"Kick him in the jewels?"

"Kick him in the jewels."

"I didn't know he brought treasure with him."

"Neither did I, but we're gonna kick it." The eccentric CPU was getting quite fired up. One could practically see the fire in her eyes, one very reminiscent to that of a pink-haired dragon. "More like a black dragon with red eyes." We're not playing Children's card games right now.

"I think sis is more like a white dragon with shining blue eyes." NO! She is obviously a magician girl. Doy!

"Don't give Jr. any ideas. What if she starts drawing me in magical girl outfits. Then what am I supposed to do about that? I have my integrity as a protagonist, gosh darn it!" Too late, she already is. "Wuh… Oh come on!"

"...I'm not sorry." And so, Nepgear proceeded to zoom off ahead of her older sister while somehow still drawing pictures of Neptune as a magical girl. It didn't take long for Neptune to start chasing after her, shouting for her to knock it off. Not that she was going to, but she had to try.

They ran, and ran, and they punched a fat guy in the face, and they ran some more… Why did they punch a fat… Oh! Never mind, that was just an obese version of that emo writer from another dimension. (Why is there an obese version of me in this story all of a sudden? Funny story. Good story. I'll tell ya later. Oh boy...)

And so they kept running, until eventually they made it to the clouds above, where they ended up accidentally pushing some dude in a Plague Doctor's outfit off of the- (Oh god, why!?), Did they just… Kill one of the authors? ...Just as planned.

"Alright, Jr., the gig is up. Give me the drawing!"

"No! I can't! I need some way to express the cuteness I know you can achieve as a magical girl!"

"I'll let you take pictures of me in a swimsuit!"

"...Here you go!"

This isn't a Yuri-oriented story, what is this development?! (It's called Siscon!) Is he… Yelling while falling to his death? Persistent bastard. (Err… Is it wrong that I LIKE this new narrator? Nope! Cool.)

"So uh… This is a pretty goo-WAIT! Where are we?" As always, trying to figure out where their chase ended them up, our Heroines found themselves in… Wait, when did they get on a cloud they could walk on? "Wooooow, we're so high up! It's been forever…"

"U-um… Sis? How do we get down from here?"

"I don't know, but… OH! THINGIE!"

"..." A flattened expression painted across Nepgear's face as she watched her sister zoom up the clouds with no regards to how they somehow ended up there in the first place. "Goodness…"

"It's all blue… What is this?"

"Sis, I don't think you should hi-" And she hit it anyways. What is that blue block anyways? Whatever it was, tinier versions of it are flying to the distance… How cliche.

"OI!" Three Blue Shelled Paratroopas swooped in, shades donned atop their eyes.

"OI!"

"TRIPLE OI!" Oh great, is this going to be like those stupid Goombas again? (Probably! You're still falling? Well, say hi to Papyrus and Sans for me! I'll see you down there soon!) Damn, that's persistent…

"You just hit ma' block, didn't cha?"

"Don't deny it!"

"I saw ya!" ...What's with the Aussie accents?

"It was a thingie. Therefore, I had to hit it." Neptune put bluntly, no remorse whatsoever. "Besides, we can have so much more fun now, because look! The sky is clear, and Mr. Sun is smiling! Hi Mr. Sun!" Oh, the Sun actually has a face. Does everything have a face here? (It's a little creepy.)

"Doncha unda'stand how heavy these dastards are?"

"Dense!"

"I have a hard time flying!" (What a rookie! Well said. Err… Shouted.)

"W-we're sorry for doing that!" Nepgear was quick to bow, slightly out of breath.

"Saw-ree's not enough!"

"Nah, mate!"

"I want more!"

"Now our shells are all over the place and we can't even find them!"

"Give them here!"

"Give them here!"

"SHUT IT!" The head of the trio punted Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber out of the air. "We ain't gon' be petty and force ya' to hunt 'em down."

"Ok." Oh great, the fake stache is back…

"But I do like the look a' ya' stache."

"What'd I say, the stache works!"

"Well, why doncha go ahead and take this tu-"

"No thanks, bye!" Oh. Uh… (I'm too lazy to write that without Draco. And even then he'd be opposed to shoehorning into this story a useless tutorial. It's true, yo! See? Wait, where the hell is Aki when I need him?!)

"Thank goodness for plot convenience leading us back into the sewers."

"Hey look, sis. It's just like that block we hit last time!" Pointed out the ingenious Sherlock Nepgear.

"Say whatever you want, but my little sis is always gonna be way smarter than you." Did… Did I just get made fun of by Neptune of all people?

"G-goodness, I… I'm not-" The young candidate wanted to say something about how she totally didn't deserve such praise, but the comforting feeling of her sister's hand rubbing her head was too strong. The siscon intensifies.

"Good girl, Jr., now let's get done with this puzzle already." And get done with it they most certainly did… After they figured out what to do anyway. "So uh… How do we do this?"

"I think one of us has to get into the shell while the other kicks them into the switches."

"Ooh, that sounds fun." It sounds fun, she says.

Well, being the ever so eccentric person she was, Neptune was the one to jump into the shell and-

"Hey, wait a minute!" What now?

"Goodness! What is it, sis?"

"These are blue shells, right?"

"Yes." Yeah… Why?

"Then why can't we just throw them in the direction the Dark Star thingie is and use them to get to Fawf… Faf… Fafnir (That's the name of a Dragon.) F-Fenrir (That's a wolf!) Fa-fa… Fagette?" Pffffft. "I mean, don't blue shells just lock on to whoever's in first place?"

"..." …

"...What?"

"Sis, you're a genius!" That's uh… Unexpectedly clever.

"Aw shucks. You're making me blush." Then grab them shells, ladies!

"Right!"

"Let's do this!"

Wasting no time, the purple duo grabbed a pair of shells and, with all their might, they threw them in the direction Fawful must have undoubtedly gone and hastily jumped on top of them, using them like makeshift surfboards. Nothing could stop them! Nothing! Their course would be completely unaffected by-

*THUD*

...What the… (I think that was Draco.) Hah! Finally!

"Fa...Fann… Green dude, look out, for here we come!"

"Yeah!"

A/N(?)

Chisaku: So uh…
That happened.
Um…
Draco? You ok…?