A/N: a quick update for you guys!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the opera, or any other movies that I happen to mention in this story!!!!
"Shut up, I can win this!"
Melissa: -about Andre- how long do you think he'll be out there?
Katie: I don't know…maybe until he gets frostbite it is like 20 degrees out there.
Mike: Cool!
Katie: -glares-
Mike: -glares back-
Jenna: alright you two before one of you has to join Andre out there!
Mike: She started it
Jenna: Hey!
Mike: she did…
Jenna: Michael how old are you?
Mike: …15…
Jenna: THEN STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR 5! GOSH!
Mike: -sticks tongue out-
Jenna: stop
Mike: fine
Raoul: hey guys!
Everyone: oh geez
Raoul: That light thing is back!
Melissa: …what light thing?
Raoul: -points- that light thing.
-Sure enough there is a swirly light that appeared in Jenna's living room-
Jack: does this mean we're going home!
Jenna: no it means more people are coming.
Erik: great
-suddenly three people fly out. A young man with raven black hair, a young woman with red hair and an older man with long, brownish hair.-
Young Man: Wha…where am I?
Young woman: Christian?
Young Man or Christian: Satine?!
Young Woman or Satine: Christian!
-they run over to each other and hug and kiss and stuff.-
Older man: What's going on? –Rubs head sees Christian and Satine- Hey! What's the damn writer doing back here and why is Satine here and….where the hell am i?
Jenna: -to Katie- ew…it's the duke.
Katie: -to Jenna- why the hell did he come?
Jenna: -to Katie- well why did Raoul come?
Katie: -to Jenna- that's true. maybe we can get them to be friends!
Jenna: -to Katie- Yea!
Melissa: -to Jenna- who is that guy, uh Christian, he's hot!
Jenna: -to Melissa- He's from the movie Moulin Rouge, just like Satine, and –cringes- the duke
The Duke: -glares at Christian and Satine- WARNER, get over here! I need you to kill that boy!!
-no one responds-
The Duke: Warner?
Jenna: Sorry Dukey, Warner is not here to kill Christian so you're screwed! HA!
Mike: He, he…dukey…
Katie: -slaps forehead-
The Duke: I am a duke I can have you arrested!
Katie: Sorry dude, you are a duke from the late 19th century and this is the early 21st century not to mention we're in America not France.
The Duke: but…but…She's mine!!
-Christian and Satine by this time are done "reacquainting" if you know what I mean… and stare at the duke-
Jenna: No…She's Christian's
The Duke: That penniless writer doesn't have anything to give her!
Satine: He can give me his love and that is worth everything.
The Duke: Love? Real love is when…
Jenna: shut up!!
The Duke: I beg your pardon?
Jenna: don't you dare give me that bull about "Real love is a lifetime of security…love is riches…" NO! Love is a bond between two people, Real love is when the person is constantly on your mind and you forgive them for all their wrongs, you love them despite their flaws and after a few kisses you don't get tired. Real love is what Christian and Satine share. You, Duke, are nothing but a perverted pig…and what you said about "once Christian has satisfied his lust he will leave her…" no! that is what you will do!! So just screw off Duke and leave Christian and Satine alone!!!
Everyone: -shocked-
Jack: The lass has got a temper…
Erik: indeed she does…
Jenna: I apologize for my outburst…but people like the Duke piss me off.
Christian and Satine: Thank you for that
Jenna: no problem really
Christian: I really appreciate it
Satine: we both do
Jenna: I didn't mind it at all
Katie: Although…
Jenna: what?
Katie: You could sing a song for us…you know as a thank you.
Jenna: Katie!
Christian: -laughs- no, no, that's perfectly fine. I don't mind, it's the least I could do. –Clears throat-
Never knew I could feel like this,
Like I've never seen the sky before,
Want to vanish inside your kiss,
Everyday I'm loving you more and more,
Listen to my heart,
Can you hear it sing?
Telling me to give you everything,
Seasons may change,
Winter to spring,
But I love you until the end of time.
Every girl in the room: -sighs dreamily and collapse at Christian's feet. Christian stared at them with a confused expression, (for Moulin Rouge fans think the "Your Song" scene)
Erik: what the hell is this?
Jack: he has a good voice mate; you can only expect that from girls.
Erik: but I used to be the one that made girls fall at my feet with my voice!!
Will: is someone jealous?
Erik: No!!
Jack: I think you are
Erik: I am not!!! Just because my angel is swooning at the feet of a younger, talented….eh…YOU SIR!
Christian: -looks up- huh?
Erik: I challenge you to a contest
Christian: what kind of contest?
Erik: a singing contest
Christian: oh sir I couldn't….really…
Erik: I insist!
Christian: I'm really not the competitive sort
Erik: but you have such a wonderful voice I just want to put it to the test
Christian: I don't know
Satine: do it Christian
Christian: well alright… what do you want me to do?
Erik: -smirks- good. Alright. Stand there –points to a spot on the floor-
Christian: -walks warily over there and the room grows dark and a spot light suddenly shines on him- uh…..
Erik: just sing monsieur
Christian: Well alright… here goes…
My Gift is my song,
And this one's for you,
And you can tell everybody,
This is your song,
It may be quite simple but,
Now that it's done,
Hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind,
That I put down in words,
How wonderful life is,
Now you're in the world.
Sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss,
Well some of these verses well they-they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been kind,
While I wrote this song,
It's for people like you that,
Keep it turned on,
So excuse me forgetting,
But these things I do,
You see I've forgotten,
If they're green or they're blue,
Anyway, the thing is,
What I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes,
I've ever seen.
And you can tell everybody this is your song,
It may be quite simple but, now that it's done
Hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words,
How wonderful life is now you're in the world
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind!
That I put down in words, how wonderful life is,
Now you're in the world!!!
Girls: SQUEEE
Erik: -speechless-
Jack: -to Erik- don't know how you're gonna beat that.
Erik: Shut up! I can win this!
Christian: -grinning.- thank you. I didn't know I was that good.
Satine: -running up and hugging him- of course you are Christian, you could have played the Sitar Player yourself if you weren't so self conscious.
Christian: -smiles- ok so I believe it is your turn? –points to erik-
Erik: uh…yea…-walks up to where Christian was just standing- ok umm…so here it goes…
No one would listen,
No one but her,
Heard as the outcast hears
Shamed into solitude,
Shunned by the multitude,
I learned to listen,
In my dark my heart heard music,
I longed to teach the world,
Rise up and reach the world
No one would listen,
I alone could hear the music
Then at last, a voice in the gloom
Seemed to cry, I hear you,
I hear your fears,
Your torment and your tears.
She saw my loneliness,
Shared in my emptiness,
No one would listen,
No one but her,
Heard as the outcast hears.
No one would listen,
No one but her,
Heard as the outcast hears.
Girls: -sniffle and cry-
Christine: Erik –sob- that –sob- was –sob, sob- beautiful –sobs some more-
Erik: thank you my angel.
Jenna: -hugs erik- you poor, unfortunate soul.
Erik: how many times do I have to tell you to stop hugging me.
Jenna: I'm sorry…that was just beautiful!
Erik: so…does that mean I win?
Melissa: well I don't know about that…you and Christian both have beautiful voices…
-Time "freezes" for a moment-
Random Announcer: -walked into the room- it would appear that monsieur Erik and Monsieur Christian have come to a draw.
Jenna: HEY! Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
Random announcer: uh…well you see I…-in head- 'how am I going to explain this one…'
Jenna: -crosses arms-
Random Announcer: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
-everything goes black and cuts to random announcer being chased down the block by everyone. Erik is swinging his Punjab im the air, Jenna has a tazer, Katie has a pitchfork, Mike has a laser gun with a razor blade attachment, Jack has a broken rum bottle, Will has his sword as does Elizabeth, Firmin has a torch and Raoul and the Duke…well that's self explanatory.-
Random Announcer: This is why you don't support domestic violence!
-a pitchfork flies past his head- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: a special thanks to Bethany for giving me the idea of the random announcer actually coming into the house when time was not "frozen" and then being chased by an angry mob with totally random weapons! YAY for Bethany!
If you have never seen Moulin Rouge, (SHAME ON YOU!) There will be a video posted of Christian singing "Your Song." Like he does in this chapter….for all the girls…it's SEXY! Lol…if of course you like Ewan Mcgregor…