Sakura and Ino: THAT LAST MOMENT WAS SOO SAD!!!!
Everyone else, not including Me and Lee: SHUT THE F--K UP, WE DON'T CARE!!!
Anko and Tsunade: THE THANKSGIVING CHAPTER IS A GO!! YOU READY?!!
Emily and Me: YES, YES, Y-E-S!! THANKSGIVING FOOD FIGHT!!!
Katie: Hell NO!! I will not have a repeat of last year!!
Emily and Me: THAT WAS NOT OUR FAULT!!
Katie: YES IT F--KING WAS!!
Chapter Twenty Five
"Are you sure you are alright to do this?" Lee and Kenisha had woken up at 9:30, which was late for them. It was Thanksgiving, and they were due at the Hyuuga compound at 12:00. Lee's head was propped up on his hand, staring at his girlfriend, who was on her back, staring up at the ceiling. Kenisha took a deep breath and sighed.
"Yeah, I'm fine, Lee-kun. I can't ruin the holiday with my bad mood, can I?" Kenisha rose from their bed and yawned softly, rolling her head from side to side. She went to their closet and got some clothes out of it.
"I guess I can accept that. But you know that I am here, right?" Lee sat up and smiled, pointing at her heart.
"Yeah, Lee-kun, I know. By the way, ohayo (Good morning)," Kenisha called from the bathroom, turning the shower on. Lee got up from the bed and stretched his arms over his head. Then he took a look outside through the window. Just some brown houses with snow covering their roofs and small snowflakes falling from the sky. 'Just like 3 weeks ago,' he thought.
He walked to the linen closet, got out two towels and went into the bathroom. As he put them on the rack, he looked toward the shower, where steam was pouring from its depths. Kenisha knew he was there and didn't want a repeat of what Emily and Sasuke did. She poked her head out of the shower. "I'll be out in a minute, okay?" Lee nodded, walking toward her.
"Okay, Kenisha-chan. I will be downstairs if you need me. Skidaiyo (I love you)," he said, kissing her lips before leaving the room. Kenisha put her head back in the shower and welcomed the hot water on her body. She was distressed about a lot of things, especially about what had happened on the Hokage Monument. Because after that, Lee had been telling her he loved her more often than usual, and the weird thing was it was in Japanese. So she just replied back in the same language and it eventually became a routine. But she was worried about why it had suddenly happened.
'Is he afraid that I would rather be dead with my family than be with him?' Kenisha shook her head, trying to chase the thought away. It didn't work. 'Is he secretly sadenned when he looks at me, knowing that I sometimes wish I were dead? Knowing that, if things were different, I would be dead, and he would have no one...' She hit her forehead.
"Listen to yourself girl, that's exactly what he's thinking! No one would be okay knowing that somewhere deep inside the one they loved was thinking about what it would be like to be with their dead family instead of them!" Kenisha held her head, letting her hair fall into her face. "I can't be doing this to him!" Kenisha put a hand to her mouth. "Oh my God, I'm so stupid. I am doing this to him! And this is just hurting him more!!" She quickly finished washing herself and rushed out of the shower, only having time to put on her underclothes, which consisted of underwear, a tight tank top and black short shorts.
When she rushed downstairs, Lee was at the counter, making cereal for him and Kenisha. But she wasn't interested in cereal right now. He turned to see her standing at the base of the stairs, dripping wet and panting. "What is wrong, Kenisha-chan? I thought you were taking a quick shower," he said, approaching her.
"Yeah, Lee-kun, there is something wrong. Something...something that I did wrong."
(Me: Yeah, I know I cut you short, but it will be mentioned in a flasback or something. This was originally going to be a whole chapter by itself, but I thought that the other couples wouldn't be happy if it was LeeKen all the time, no matter how awesome we are. Right Lee-kun? Lee: HAI!)
"WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO??!! I'M PREGNANT, HUNGRY, AND RARIN' FOR A FOOD FIGHT!!!"
"EMILY, IF YOU DON'T CALM THE F--K DOWN, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU AN UNINTENTIONAL ABORTION!!" Emily instantly shut up as soon as the words came out of Tsunade's mouth. Then everyone turned to the door, which had let snow inside upon opening.
Anko stepped in and behind her followed a snow-covered Kenisha and Lee, shivering.
"Jeez, what the hell happened to you?!" Kenisha scowled.
"What's that, runt?" Hanabi got up in rage, but Neji put a hand on her shoulder and pushed her back in her seat.
"Shut up, Hanabi-san. That's rude. You don't see Konohamaru doing-nevermind," Neji said, rubbing his temples in annoyance.
"What's Konohamaru-ku--KONOHAMARU!!!" Konohamaru was checking Kenisha out as she dusted snow off her shoulders and re-tied her hair in a less wet ponytail. Lee, of course, saw the whole thing.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY KENISHA-CHAN BEFORE MY KNUN-CHUKO FIND A WAY INTO YOUR SKULL!!!" Konohamaru ran behind Hanabi who ran behind her sister, Hinata, who ran behind Naruto, who hid behind the couch. They all poked out from behind the couch when Kenisha calmed Lee down.
"CAN WE PLEASE START THANKSGIVING NOW?!!" Amazingly, it wasn't Emily who yelled. It was TenTen. "I AM HUNGRY, I WANT MY F--KING PUMPKIN PIE AND I CAN'T DO THAT WITHOUT EATING A PROPER MEAL FIRST!! SO SIT THE HELL DOWN, NOW!!!" And sat they did, all six of them, tripping over each other and knocking over chairs as they went.
Emily, who was at the head of the table, cleared her throat. "Okay, now that everyone's here: Kenisha-chibi, you say "Grace". Now." Kenisha grumbled something intellegible.
"I DON'T GIVE A F--K IF YOU'RE ATHEIST, KENISHA, JUST SAY GRACE, DAMMIT!!!!" Kenisha growled and put her head down, yelling Grace out in her own special way.
"Oh holy Father, thank you for not killing off the Indians when the Pilgrims finally decided to make them into slaves. And thank you for having them solve their problems over a feast of fattening food that eventually turned out to be infected with salmonela and killed off more Pilgrims. And thank you, oh dear Lord, for making sure the pie was okay by making a dog eat it first." Kenisha smiled, satisfied with herself. Emily wasn't in the slightest, flames of death surrounding her, her eyes looking snake-like. But Tsunade stopped her in nick of time.
"That was very historical, Kenisha. I learned a lot from that prayer. Now let's eat before Emily goes into a pregnant rage and burns it all." She grabbed her fork and got a peice of turkey. Ino had brought her own food since she didn't want to look in the turkeys' general direction, but everyone else headed straight for the turkey and the stuffing. That is until Kenisha got to the mashed potatoes.
"FOOD FIGHT!!" She threw them at Neji, who used his Chakra to delfect it and it hit Hinata in the face.
"Oh hell..." Hinata's Byakugan burned the potatoes of her face and she grabbed a wad of stuffing in her hand and threw it at Neji, who deflected it with his Chakra again and it hit...TenTen.
"HOLY SHIT, EVERYONE DUCK--"
"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE WEAPON'S MISTRESS," TenTen exclaimed, grabbing a whole bowl of squash and began to spin on the table. Small wads of potato began to shoot out of the spiral and hit random people: Anko through her fishnet; Hanabi in her hair; Lee in his mouth; Sasuke in his pants; Kakashi on his mask; and Kenisha down her shirt. Anko and Hanabi were laughing like crazy, Sasuke was getting it eaten off his pants by Emily(Me: Which is sick as hell, by the way. Emily: Where do you think I'm going? To God's playpen? F--k no!! I'm going to the warmest place under the Earth: HELL!!), Kakashi was slowly wiping the goop off his mask, and Lee was eating his mashed potatoes happily.
Kenisha was red though. Red for two reasons. One) Because she was trying desparately not to flood the room in a blind rage. Two) Because even though she had on an undershirt, it was very tight, and worse, it was white. All the boys would get a good view of her breasts, and she wasn't for the ridicule.(Lee: You cannot be ridiculed for having nice sized-- Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! Emily: Dude, you messed up big time.) So she went with the another option: throw shit right back at them.
She grinned as wolfish grin, Hokkaido's golden eyes seeming to gleam inside Kenisha's brown ones. "You're gonna get it now," she said under her breath, though no one heard her over the laughing of the others. She smirked. Emily saw it.
"Oh, you wanna go?" Emily stood up from her perch on Sasuke's leg.
"Yeah, I wanna go!! I wanna kick some ass!!" Kenisha got up from her chair, taking off her shirt, revealing the tight tank top underneath.
"THE LIGHT SIDE HAS COOKIES!!" Emily cracked her knuckles, rolling her head to the side, taking her swords out of a summoning scroll in her belt.
"YEAH, WELL THE DARK SIDE HAS COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE MILK!!" Kenisha bounced on her toes, kicking the air in a high kick from time to time just to show off.
"LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!" Emily opened the sliding glass door to reveal a snow storm outside.
"YEAH, LET'S!!" Kenisha unsheathed her katanas and followed Emily outside. Everyone else followed, covered in squash and potatoes and other such foods. Katie had went upstairs to take a shower, for the squash had gotten dumped all over her body.
They both stood about 7 yards apart, the freezing snow not seeming to affect them. Both of them had their summoning's eyes: Emily's were snake-like and Kenisha's wolf-like.
"You ready?"
"Yeah. Are you, being pregnant and all?"
Emily scoffed. "Bitch, I haven't gotten out in 3 weeks. I need the exercise."
"Then let's go," Kenisha said, disappearing into the snow. Emily readied her swords, the gleamed red when she poured her fire Chakra into them. It evaporated the snow around her and gave her a better view of her surroundings.
"UP HERE!!" Emily looked up just in time to block Kenisha's spinning katana attack, then jump out of the way of Kenisha's kick. Over on the sidelines, Tsunade was watching intently while eating a turkey leg.
"So this is what a Kimochi battle looks like. I wish I could take part in this one," Tsunade said, swallowing the last of the leg and threw it to TonTon, who chewed on the bone. Anko smiled deviously.
"Well, you're the Hokage. You can take part in any battle you want," Anko said, looking back at the teenagaers atempting to blow each other's brains out. Tsunade grinned evilly.
"F--K YEAH!! I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS," she yelled, charging into the freezing cold.
"WATER STYLE: BLANKET OF EVERLASTING SNOW!!" Snow began to fall in a thick mass, blanketing them in the cold.
"F--K NO!!" Tsunade ran up to Kenisha and puched her in the stomach, causing her to fly into a tree.
"WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE PREGNANT BITCH," Kenisha yelled.
"I'VE BEEN HERE!!"
"NO YOU HAVEN'T!! YOU'VE BEEN EATING TURKEY ON THE SIDELINES!!"
"YEAH...WELL I'VE STILL BEEN HERE!!"
"YOU SENIAL BITCH, SHUT UP!!"
"HEY, THE PREGNANT BITCH IS OVER HERE!!" Emily was gesturing to herself, pointing at her pregnant stomach.
"FINE, WE'LL TAG TEAM YOU AND KICK YOUR ASS, THEN WE'LL GET SOME MOTHER F-KING TURKEY," Tsunade and Kenisha yelled, charging at Emily.
"Oh shit," Emily said, running the other way.
Me: THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Emily: YEAH, WE OWN ASS!!
TenTen: YEAH, WE I OWNED BOTH YOUR ASSES!! HEY KENISHA-NEE-CHAN, FEELING COLD!!
Me: 'shaking' YES, YOU EVIL BITCH!!!
Sasuke: I'M HUNGRY, SO HURRY UP WITH YOUR F--KING LINES AND GET TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!