chapter 3
{Welcome home}
"Welcome home my fellow Olympians, thank you all for being very cooperative." He stared at Artemis. "As you can see, I kept everything just as it was left before, our little spute." "It wasn't a spute! You threw us off the freaking mountain!" "Apollo, please maintain your sister, before I do what I did to her dear friend Richard." He touched her shoulder and tried to get her to relax. "Thank you son." "I told you not to call me that, Zeus." "You too are the only resistant ones on the gift of being accepted back to immortality and the freedom from that pathetic world below." "Zeus, the mortals are not pathetic! They are wonderful!" "Oh, I forgot you dear daughter, but you're mistaken, ALL mortals are pathetic." He laughed and Hermes laughed as well. "I am never wrong, and I know there are few, but there are some mortals who are great and wonderful. I meet one, Artemis meet one, Poseidon did! They exist!" He got up and smacked her. Getting smacked by a got when you're mortal isn't pleasant, it is VERY painful! "Athena!" Artemis jumped up and burned her hand on the chain. "Your sick! Hurting someone who states the truth!" Apollo said while rubbing Artemis' burnt wrist like he still had healing abilities. "Shush Apollo! I'm fine. Father was serving justice!" Athena said. "Correct dear daughter. You know we all look too colorful." He snapped and they were all in their tunics. "I don't remember wearing so little!" Said Artemis in her short dress. "Now then, now sense you all were in the mortal world for some time, I'm will ask of you tell me any problems you have seen." "Dionysus?" "No, except some depressed people, but alcohol seems to help!" "Excellent. Brother?" "Humans enjoy life. A life full of love and happiness." "Ok? Ares?" "There militaries are different but affective." "Great! Aphrodite?" "People are not hooking up for love anymore just a good night!" "Sweet! Oh, um, nice job Aphrodite. Um, Hephaestus?" "Not much, mortals like jewels and weapons." "Ok then, Athena?" "Um, mortals care about there government which they use to make laws." "Good, nice work daughter." "Hera?" "Lots of couples don't work out. Cheaters, scandal happen all the time nowadays." "Oh, well that needs improvement. Hermes?" "People aren't sending messages anymore! Just emails!" "Too bad for you, Apollo?" "Music inspires people." "Good, Artemis?" "There are good people in the mortal world; Pandora's evils haven't hit everyone." "Good, Demeter?" "Less people have farms, but lots have nice flower gardens." "Ok? I'm not big on flowers, but ok. Now then, gods and goddess, are you all ready to regain your immortality?" "Yes, father we are." Said Athena. "Come forth Hera."