"Hey. Got the pie hole set up. Sorta woke up early." April said as she rubbed her eyes.
"Yah...oh happy birthday." Olive chimes.
"ahh! Don't go there!" she began to freak out.
"Oh sorry forgot… Well I hope you have a nice day April."
"Okay… I'm just going to serve pie now. " April walks off slowly.
"Great." Olive whispered under her breath ready to put her plan in action.
"Mark?" April walks through the door.
"SURPRISE!" Everyone yells as they pop up from their hiding spots.
"Ah! Olive! What's goin' on???" April is taken aback.
Emerson groans, "Happy birthday, stripper."
"Don't you like it April it is a surprise party! For YOU!" Olive said excitedly.
"What is this again dear?" Mrs. Snook asked her again confused like normal.
"Um… thanks? But I thought you're remembered, I AVOID my birthday!" April looked around again at the streamers and balloons.
"But you can't really avoid it... I mean you can try to have fun! Look at the bright side you can legally drink in one year!" Olive tried to be positive about the whole thing.
"True…"
"Cheer-up it is your party!" Olive points out she and she didn't want a whole day of work to be wasted.
"okay." April said wearily.
Kristin bursts through the door. "AM I LATE???" She stops and looks around at the staring people. "Oh yeah. I'm late, aren't I?"
"Oh no! Itty Bitty 3!" Emerson watched her enter in shock.
"Oh shut up Emerson." Olive scolded him.
"...baby...third?... One night stand.... family tree..." Mrs. Snook questioned herself.
"AHHH! WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY???" April stared at her mother in complete shock. So did Olive, they both couldn't believe what they were hearing.
"The old hag better be delusional right now!" Olive said still in shock trying to push out the thoughts of having another sister.
"Was it... Smith...Henry....Michael.... Cameron....hmmmmm....." Mrs. Snook asked herself.
"HOW MUCH CAN THE OLD LADY HAVE BEEN AROUND??? SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A CAMERA IS!!!" April screams.
"Mom..." Olive sighs.
"What?" Mrs. Snook looks up and stares at Olive.
"Did you have another kid?" Olive asked her, she wanted to know if there were 20 other people that where related to her.
"Ummm....." Mrs. Snook thinks about the possibility
April sighs. "Let's get this over with now. Momsie, how many kids did you have?"
"Umm... 2...3....4...1..." Mrs. Snook starts naming off numbers.
April screams. "OH MY GOD!!! WE ALREADY FOUND THREE!!! Olive, me, Kristin, WHO ELSE IS THERE??? I was a street orphan, Kristin was an Oklahoma adopt and Olive was brought up ignored."
"WOHH THERE! I DONT BELIEVE A WORD THIS OLD LADY SAYS AT ALL! AND I MEAN THAT! SHE IS CRAZY! I DON'T WANT ANYMORE SISTER, BROTHERS, OR ANYTHING! IM DONE!" Olive says in rage she was done. Done with family.
"Well… Kristin does look like one of us. She has the Snook Death Glare. Kristin, do you know ANYTHING about your birth family?" April asks her.
"No, not really. Just that my mom had a one night stand with a married pilot and went to Oklahoma to have me up for adoption." Kristin explains.
"Oh my God, she's one of us." April says.
"It sounds like some kind of nation now, 'oh she is one of the Snookian People lets welcome her with a dance!" Olive thinks to herself.
"At least that's what I heard." Kristin adds.
Olive puts her hands over her ears, "I'M NOT LISTENING!!!"
"Wait… did I just find my other family?" Kristin asks.
"Oh dear lord why am I related to her!" Olive points to Mrs. Snook.
"Hey, so are we!" April grabs Kristin's arm. Olive didn't like they way that the party was panning out.
"I'm takin' this as a 'yes'." Kristin squealed.
"Oh well have fun with your 'new' sister April" Olive leaves the apartment upset and frustrated.
"Olive wait!" Ned calls after her.
"Olive! Get back over here!" April yells.
"Is she always so hot headed?" Kristin asks her.
"Yeah. Pretty much." April smiles weakly.
"April could you watch the kids I have to go get her." Ned hands her Nathan and runs out the door after Olive. "OLIVE!" Ned hollers to her as she steps in the elevator. "Olive!" He makes his way into the elevator. "Olive please."
"What NED!" Olive turns to him tears flowing down her face. "Can't you see I am upset about this?!"
"Olive… I am sorry the party didn't work out the way you wanted it too." Ned hugged her.
"Thanks Ned."
"Olive that's what I'm here for." Ned smiles and kisses the pint sized pie wife on the head.
"Well could you do one more thing…" Olive asked.
"What would that be?"
"I don't want to go back to the party could you tell them I dissappered or something…"
"Were will you go?" Ned asked intently.
"Oh just to our apartment I am tired."
"Alright."
"Ned?" April yells from the apartment. "Where'd Olive go?"
"I will see you later." Ned kisses her again before dashing back to April's apartment. "Oh hi." He walks in the door quickly.
"Where's Olive?" April asks.
"I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!!!" Emerson yells.
April looks behind her to see Lauren, the Bohemians, Emerson and the kids. "OH! Oops! Sorry!" she apologizes.
"Umm... disappeared I could stop her... ummm... yeah." Ned said nervously, he really needed to work on his lying skills.
"WHAT??? NED SHE CAN'T DISAPPEAR AGAIN!!!" April yelled at him, she was having one of those pregnant hormone emotion attacks.
"Umm... April it is alright calm down." Ned tried to comfort her, maybe his lying was too good for April.
"Ned... think of it this way... REMEMBER THE LAST TIME SHE DISAPPEARED???"
"I have no idea what's going on now..." Kristin says quickly.
"Oh just ask anyone they will tell you the stories... April it is ok I am going to go look for her... umm... right now?" Ned didn't want to scare April so telling her that he was going to go look for her might help.
"Here, I'll explain." April gets up and walks over to Kristin who is on the couch. "Wait a second why do I suddenly freak out and then calm down? What is with me lately???"
"Well you're pregnant...." Ned says as he slowly inches his way to the door.
"Oh... huh?" April asks.
"Hormones April… they make your moods change." Ned tries to explain as fast as he can.
"Well THAT explains why I can feel mad! I NEVER feel mad!"
"Well I don't know why you would feel mad... but I'm not the person that mad people talk to so I am just going to slip out the door...." Ned says quickly before hurrying out the door and running into his apartment. Olive was sitting on the couch.
"Hey! Well that was quick." Olive looks up and smiles.
"It took some time to slip out of there though." He laughed and hug up his coat before sitting down next to Olive.
"Hey this is like the first time we are alone since our Honeymoon." Olive pointed out. "Are you thinking what I am thinking?" Olive glanced over at Ned. She kisses the Pie Maker as she took off his shirt.
"Olive is this… the… best idea?" He said as he stood up and tried to talk between kisses.
"Aw Ned what are you afraid will happen?" Olive asked as she kissed his neck.
"Umm.. don't forget that your sister's birthday party is happening right next door." Ned pulled her closer.
"Well I don't see you resisting." Olive giggles as she fell back down onto the couch pulling him with her.
"You have me there." Ned smiled and kissed down her neck.
"Oh HELL NO!"
Olive and Ned look up to see Emerson frozen in the doorway. "HAVE YOU HEARD OF 'KNOCKING FIRST' BEFORE YOU ENTER A HOME?!" Olive screamed at him. Emerson turned around and shut the door.
"I told you." Ned said proudly.
"Shut up Ned." Olive said quickly before grabbing a blanket to cover her body. She runs into April's apartment in rage, "Oh Emerson is soo dead!" Olive thinks to herself.
"Ok ok I'm not missing... EMERSON!" Olive admits to the group who get's quiet.
"Emerson just told me what you were doing if you're wondering and I just gave Kristin a briefing on you disappearances." April explains.
"Thank you Emerson..." Olive gives him the death glare. "You watch out," She mouths to Emerson before leaving again. She scurried back to the apartment Ned who sat there traumatized.
"Did… did… did you just go over there and say stuff?" Ned stuttered.
"Umm… yah." Olive said sarcastically as she cuddled up next to him. "Emerson is going to die…" Olive growled.
"Olive not to ruin your plans or anything… but you are ½ the size of Emerson." Ned points out as he wraps his arms around her small frame.
"Oh shut up Ned." Olive pouted.
"What?!" Ned laughed.
"You know very well that I am a trained assassin and I can kill anyone." Olive smirked.
"Since when?" Ned looked down at the small women. He never thought she would know how to kill anyone.
"Since Emerson burst into our apartment." Olive frowned looking at the door.
"You know I bet he is as traumatized about that as we are." Ned pointed out.
"Oh shut up." Olive curls up next to him and falls asleep.