Chapter 25: Is this a Masquerade or what?

Hey guys and girls, I'm back with a new chapter. Sorry for the long delay, I've been having technical difficulties. This is Halloween chapter and I suppose to post it on Halloween but problems were created. Anyway, in this chapter, a new character will be revealed and new enemies will be also revealed. I have nothing to say so enjoy the chapter...

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" shouted the kids in scary, weird, and not-so-cool costumes. I mean, is a princess costume that scary? But anyway, Billy and Mandy organized a Halloween party. Well, its 23 hours and 18 minutes until Halloween but Mandy calls it Halloween Eve. Its a made up holiday created by Billy and Mandy, in which people wear their alternative Halloween costumes. Mandy does this everytime a holiday is coming. She even created the "4th of July Eve" and "Thanksgiving Eve". No one knows why she does it but Billy says that she just like the words "alternative" and "before".

Right now, there's a chilli eating contest and Max Thompson, Mandy and Mordecai's one and only sister, Miley made it to the finals. They were chugging in the "chilling soda" (flavored chilli).

Mordecai, Rigby arrived at the party and made awe faces. Mordecai and Rigby heard some people chanting so they decided to join the crowd. Mordecai and Rigby got in the crowd as they stood in front with Jake, who was wearing a Hawkeye costume, which is cool because he really looks like him, "Hey Jake, what's going on dude?

Jake smiled, "Your sister, Mandy and Max are in a chilli eating contest. Right now, its the finals and the three are the only one in it and no offense, dude but your sister is a wild hog."

Mordecai chuckled, "Non taken, and what do you mean she's a wild hog?"

Jake pointed, "You see those empty cups over there, all of them were finished by your sister. She already drank 11 cups of chilli soda while Max and Tyler are still in their 6th cup."

Mordecai and Rigby watched on as Miley wasn't even feeling the chilli. Everytime she finished a cup, she heads to another one right away. After a short while, Max passed out on the table and Tyler's tongue was on fire so he ran to the bathroom.

Mandy gave Miley a golden medal and lifted up her arm, "Guys and girls of all ages, the winner of the chilli eating contest is Mandy." said Mandy as everyone cheered and a picture of her was hang on the "Coolest Skool Kids Wall".

Mordecai mouth-opened as he got sad, "Ah What? Miley has been here for about 3 months and her head is on the Coolest Skool Kids Wall and I've been here for about a year and a half and I'm still unnoticeable."

Rigby went to the wall and read Miley's achievement, "First kid to win the first annual chilli eating contest," Rigby nodded and looked at Mordecai, "Dude, admit it, Miley is cooler than you. And she beat Max and Tyler, the two biggest guys in the school so she is really cool. Its like killing two birds with one stone."

Mordecai rolled her eyes and saw Margaret and Eileen entering the gymnasium. Margaret's costume was a mummy attire that is made with old, dirty cloth. Eileen was wearing a huge coat with a hat and dark glasses covering her eyes.

Margaret and Eileen saw Mordecai and Rigby as they went to them. Mordecai was wearing a werewolf costume and put on brown and hazel eye contacts to make sure that he's a werewolf. Rigby was wearing a biker costume with a leather jacket that was too heavy for him.

Mordecai and Rigby also saw Margaret and Eileen and Rigby immediately laughed at Eileen, "Eileen, dude, is that you?"

Eileen smiled, "Yeah, how did you know it was me? Even Margaret didn't know."

Rigby chuckled, "Well, too bad that I know your size. Anyway, what's with the coat, hat and dark glasses? Are you a British serial killer?"

Eileen then pulled her hand out of the coat but her hand wasn't a hand, it was a hook. She shoved the hook on Rigby's neck, "What's it to you, lad?"

Rigby gulped, "Wow, dude, how did you change your hand into a hook?"

Eileen took off the hook, showing her hand, "I bought it online, isn't it cool?"

Rigby got jealous as he mumbled, "Hey, do you know where is Jamie and Cj?"

Eileen remembered something, "Oh hey, Jamie told me that they are going TP. After that, they are going egging."

Rigby frowned, "Coooool, let's join them." said Rigby as he and Eileen ran away. Before Rigby left, he gave Mordecai a get-back-with-Margaret look and Mordecai responded with the thanks-for-making-this-thing-awkward.

Margaret looked at Mordecai, "Hey Mordecai... How are things?"

Mordecai made a nervous look, "Ah... Things are... Regular and fine."

Margaret also made a nervous look as she punched Mordecai on the shoulder, "Same old, same old, eh." Mordecai and Margaret got quiet as they didn't know what to do so Mordecai decided to break the ice, "Margaret, I know that you're still angry with me but know that I'm really sorry."

Margaret sighed, "I was hoping you would say that. Seriously, you already apologized and I have accepted it but you always go overboard."

Mordecai slightly smiled, "So that means you want us back together?"

Margaret chuckled, "Slow down, cowboy. You cheated on me so a good thing deserves another."

Mordecai frowned, "Wait, are you going to cheat on me?"

Margaret smiled, "First of all, we broke up so I'm not really cheating on you."

When Mordecai was about to say something, Mandy appeared and smiled at the two, "Hey guys, look at you. You know, a mummy and a werewolf are the two original Halloween costumes anyone can ever wear."

Mordecai and Margaret looked at each other and started to blush. Margaret then shook her head and walked away.

Mordecai looked at Mandy and got angry, "Thanks for making this awkward, Mandy."

Mandy smiled, "Aww, thank you. You know I like to play with you and Margaret. You guys are like my best friends."

Mordecai chuckled, "What about Billy?"

Mandy smiled, "You guys are like my best friends."

Mordecai sighed, "Dude, Billy has been your friend since birth, literary."

Mandy got angry, "What part of you guys are like my best friends don't you get?!"

Mordecai chuckled and decided to have a punch. When he got there, he saw Jacob talking some sense on a sleeping Max and Tyler. He was telling them about the danger of chilli but the two were busy sleeping. Mordecai, on the other hand, sighed and thought about Margaret. He poured a cup of punch but when he was about to drink it, a girl who was about his age quickly looked away when Mordecai spotted her looking at him. Mordecai decided to play along as he drank his punch. Mordecai dropped the cup and went to get a piece of pie. The girl then stood beside Mordecai, and grabbed the same piece Mordecai was about to take. When the hands of the two met, Mordecai felt some warm feeling coming from the girl.

Mordecai looked at her and saw the girl clearly. She was a black falcon with blue eyes and dark, spiky hair. She was also wearing a werewolf costume that was the same as Mordecai.

The girl smiled at Mordecai, "Hi, my name is Jessica. Mordecai Quintel, huh?"

Mordecai nervously nodded but he couldn't shake the feeling that he knows this girl in front of him, "Hi... Ah... Wait, ye-yeah, I'm Mordecai."

Jessica chuckled, "You don't need to be nervous when you talk to me. Besides, we know each other."

Mordecai frowned, "Ah, how do you..."

"Your mom knows my dad and your sister introduced me to you four years ago." said Jessica.

Mordecai thought about it but didn't remember the memory, "Ah, sorry but I think I forgot about that. But anyways, having fun right now

Jessica? My friends did all this."

Jessica looked around and nodded, "You know, I organized a Halloween party wayy worse than this but from the scale of 1 to 10, I'll give it a 6."

Mordecai's mind tingled as he knew who he was talking with, "Jessica Bruno from the 6th grade! Your favorite number is 6 and I used to call you 'Queen Halloween', am I right?"

Jessica smiled, "Yay, Cai finally remembers me."

Mordecai chuckled, "How could I forget the first nickname you ever gave me."

Jessica smiled, "Hey, remember the first time we met?"

Mordecai laughed, "Wow, I knew you would pop that out."

Jessica laughed and began imitating Mordecai's voice, "Oh... Hi, I'm Mord-ce-ai! Nice to meet myse... Wait, no, nice to meet Mord... Nice to meet you, lady!" Both Mordecai and Jessica started laughing really hard, earning the attention of Mandy and Margaret.

Mordecai looked at Jessica while he was holding his laugh, "Hey, remember on Thanksgiving when Rigby almost died?"

Jessica again laughed really hard, "Haha, I remember it very well. I won a bet and he dressed up as a turkey. Rigby was so short, that my big brothers almost cooked him!"

Mordecai and Jessica laughed as Rigby and Eileen came back with toilet paper and splashed eggs covering their body.

Rigby saw Jessica and immediately smiled when he remembered her, "Jessica, dude, is that you?"

Jessica smiled, "The one and only, Igby."

Rigby fist-pumped with Jessica and pulled Eileen to him, "Oh hey, this is Eileen, my... Me and Mordecai's friend. Eileen, this is Jessica, or should I say Jes, and she's the coolest girl ever."

Jessica chuckled, "Stop it, Rigs. You're making me blush." Eileen shook hands with Jessica and Jes quickly saw Eileen's persona, "Hey, in my guess, you're a nerd and I think you're one of those cool nerds who have a brown tail, and I'm talking about Rigby, following you."

Eileen giggled and looked at Rigby, "Yep, I guess Rigby is starting to become my assistant."

Rigby got angry, "Hey, I'm no one's assistant. I'm a lone wolf."

Eileen though of something as she winked at Jessica, "Ah, guys, I think I'll leave you here. I heard that there are new people moving in tonight and I already planned a 'welcoming ceremony' with Jamie so see ya." said Eileen as she walked away, while slightly looking at Rigby.

Rigby just couldn't resist the urge of scaring new recruits, especially since its Halloween and when Jamie, the scariest girl around, is involved, Rigby's heart got tempted by the minutes until he gave up, "Ah... Eileen, wait for me." said Rigby as he ran to her.

Mordecai and Jessica laughed at Rigby's misfortune as they looked at each other with romantic faces. Mordecai knows its been a long time since he last talked with Jessica but he just couldn't shake the feeling that he, somehow, thinks of Jessica as... Cute. The last time they talked, Jessica was that type of girl who is nerdy and cool at the same time. She was like a combined resemblance of Mandy and Eileen but right now, she kinda hot. By the way, Jessica is a falcon with blue eyes and dark, funky-like or spiky hair. She often wears a black shirt with green pants and she wears black sneakers. Everyone thinks of her as a rockstar because of her long, dark, spiky hair and her obsession of the black colour but just like Mandy, Jess is just a simple girl who is atramentous or shadowy. Though she can't and won't reveal it, Jessica is a misanthrope. Why? Its because she has a rough past involving the time she lost her parents in a burning hotel; and they were incinerated beyond recognition. But all in all, Jessica, in one word, is a semi-goth girl who is melanoid.

After the two looked at each other, Jessica snapped out of it and took the piece of pie she was about to eat. When she was about to eat it, Mordecai quickly took it.

Mordecai smirked, "Remember, age before beauty."

Jessica smiled as she stepped on Mordecai's feet, causing him to throw the pie on the air and Jessica caught it and ate it, "Beauty before ugly."

Mordecai and Jessica laughed together as Margaret approached Mordecai, "Ah... Hey Mordecai, can I have a word?"

Mordecai smiled as he gave Margaret a paper that was written 'smile', "Here's your word."

Margaret shook her head, "No, not that kind of word. I mean the "talking about your friend secretly" word."

Mordecai chuckled as Jessica didn't here the last part but she insisted to have a turn to speak, "Ah, am I infiltrating or what?"

Mordecai frowned, "Oh yeah, Margaret, meet-

"Jessica Rose, nice to meet you again." interrupted Margaret.

Jessica smirked, "Margaret Smith... Didn't know you like Halloween. I mean, the last time we watched a scary movie, you peed yourself."

Margaret rolled her eyes, "That was a long time ago... Jes."

Mordecai scratched his head as he was completely clueless, "Ah... Do you guys... Know each other?"

Margaret looked at Mordecai, "I don't know her."

Jessica agreed with her, "I'm completely clueless about her."

Mordecai again was clueless and at the same time, dumb struck, "But we two were talking to each other seconds ago?"

Margaret groaned, "Mordecai, I said I wanna talk to you."

Mordecai sighed, "Yeah but why didn't you tell me that you know..." said Mordecai as Margaret dragged Mordecai with her.

They went outside the gym as Margaret looked at Mordecai, "I don't want you to get the wrong idea, but I don't want you to see her again."

Mordecai got confused, "Who? Jessica? She's just an old friend that me and Rigby used to hang out with."

Margaret sighed, "Mordecai, that girl is impulsive. You don't know her."

Mordecai smiled, "Her favourite colour is black, she likes seafood, she's really good at video games and she always hangs out with me and Rigby. What do you mean I don't know her?"

Margaret groaned, "Mordecai, you don't understand, she's not the person you think she is."

Mordecai sighed, "Margaret, first of all, you told me that Mandy is not a good person. Second, you told me that we should make an open relationship and now you want me to hanging out with the first girlfriend I ever heard? And by girlfriend, I mean a girl who is a friend but you get the point."

Margaret face-palmed, "Do you think that satisfies me? I think about you everytime and the only thing you can do is to give me is that attitude?"

Mordecai frowned, "What? You are the one who's acting dramatic here."

Margaret heavily groaned as she walked away. Mordecai also walked away with anger as the two once again were having their moments.

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Rigby, Eileen, Taylor and Cj kept running. They were running from some guys who were wearing costumes of a scarecrow, bigfoot and pumpkin head. You see, out of all houses in Twin Peaks, Cj insisted of TP and egging the very same house that everyone's not even passing by. Rumor said that the house, everytime in Halloween, kidnaps kids and eat them, somehow. When they were finished messing around, the owners, who were behind them all this time, are now chasing the four.

Rigby looked at Cj, "You just had to throw the egg on the bigfoot guy."

Cj groaned, "Hey, don't look at me, its not my fault you guys are lame."

Taylor angrily looked at her, "When we outrun those guys, I will kill you."

Eileen, who was running at the front seat, looked at Taylor, "Ah, I think the pumpkin guy with the scythe will take care of that."

The four kids turned right to Twin Pines downtown as they ran into a dead end. The scarecrow guy, bigfoot guy and the pumpkin head with a scythe cornered the kids as, out of nowhere, tennis balls were blasted to the three creepy costume guys, causing them to run away. Rigby then saw Jamie coming with a blaster as he examined, "Jamie, dude, what is that?"

Jamie smiled, "Its a ball blaster. Billy created it and he calls it the Nitrous Oxide Ball Blaster, but I simply call it 'The Blaster'. Its shoot balls at 85mph per second, I don't know what that means but its so cool. And he said he made the exact replica."

Rigby looked at the blaster, "Wow, I gotta have one."

A short while later, the three creepy costume guys returned as they looked at Jamie. She tried using The Blaster but it was still loading.

Rigby looked at Jamie, "Ah, J, I think this is the perfect time of using the blaster."

Jamie groaned, "First of all, its called 'The Blaster' not the blaster. Capital letters are required and second, this thing is still loading. Billy told me that it takes 3 minutes for it to create balls."

Cj smiled, "Haha, creating balls."

Taylor made a disguised face, "Ah, like disgusting. #NotCool, Jamie."

Jamie face-palmed, "I'm not talking about 'the balls', I'm talking about 'balls-balls'."

Rigby sighed, "I'm starting to fell uncomfortable about this."

Eileen looked at Jamie, "Is The Blaster finished loading?"

Jamie sighed, "No, and for quite a smart guy, Billy is really dumb." said Jamie as she threw away The Blaster.

The three creepy costume guys stood firmly as they were going to kill the kids.

Rigby sighed, "Cj, do something. Next is suppose to be the year of the Rigbyyyy and what's the year of the Rigbyyy without Rigby?"

Cj frowned, "What? I'm not doing that. And besides, you're the man between us so go."

Jamie nodded, "Yeah, you always wanted to be a hero, now this is the time."

Taylor also agreed with Jamie and Cj, "Like hey, do something, Rigby."

Cj got closer to Jamie, "Hey, what's with the new Taylor? She's been talking like a blonde all night." whispered Cj.

Jamie smiled, "I don't know but don't worry, it will fall off."

Taylor pushed Rigby in front as the bigfoot guy stood in front of Rigby.

Rigby got scared, "Ah, girls, I kinda need a new fresh pair of undies."

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Inside the school gymnasium, Billy was sitting down as he was relaxing. This is the first time he's sitting down tonight because Mandy has been ordering him. Billy do that, Billy do this was all he was being told tonight but luckily for him, Mandy is busy with something else so guess this is his break time.

After one minute, Mandy saw Billy and got angry. She went to him and threw a huge dictionary on the table, waking up Billy who was taking a nap.

Mandy groaned, "Do you think this is the time of taking a nap?"

Billy sighed, "Come on, Mandy. You've been telling me to do something all night and now I'm tired. Can I take a break and besides, its Halloween Eve, not Halloween."

Mandy rolled her eyes, "And that means that this party must be really cool. This party is going downfall and you're just thinking of taking nap? How cruel of you."

Billy face-palmed as he stood up, "Fine, but can I take a day off tomorrow. I have to go to my cousin's graduation party. If I don't attend it, my mother will kill me."

Mandy shook her head with disappointment, "An 'I, my and me' on the same dialogue, how cruel of you, Billy," said Mandy as she gave Billy a paper, "Now here's a list of things you must do to make this party cool again."

Billy looked at the paper and frowned, "Make cheese sandwiches... Create a scary thingie... Make people happy so that Mandy can be cool... This could take 5 hours, you know."

Mandy smiled, "Tots, now make magic happen, Billy!"

Rigby burst through the door with his costume covered with a rotten banana peel, wet paper and old expired milk as he went to Billy and Mandy, "Guys... Eileen! Taylor! Jamie! They need help!"

Mandy chuckled, "Wow, Rigby, use your words."

Rigby face-palmed, "It all started when Cj "egged" and TP'd a hunted house. I told him that the people who live there will be angry but 'NOOO' she said. When we were finished with the house, the owners returned and started chasing us all the way to downtown. When we were cornered on a dead end, Jamie arrived and she also got involved. I stepped forward to fight the guys because I'm a "to-die-for" male but they beat me up and threw me to the trash, literary. After that, those guys took the girls and now I need your help with this situation."

Billy saw the desperation on Rigby's face as he looked at Mandy, "Dude, he's not kiddin'."

Mandy nodded, "Well then, what are we waiting for? Jamie still owes me 10 bucks." said Mandy as she and Billy followed Rigby.

Margaret saw everything as she went to Mordecai and Jessica, "Mordecai, let's go." said Margaret as she pulled Mordecai with her and Jessica sighed as she followed them. On the corner, Jacob saw the whole scene as he went to his knuckleheads.

Jacob pointed, "Tyler, your sister has been kidnapped by some guys. Wanna free her?"

Tyler sighed as he stood up, "Wow, of all days, Taylor has to make another enemy... Fine, Max, Clyde, we're heading out."

Max and Clyde stood up as they followed Tyler and Jacob.

Miley and her friends were also at the party and they also saw the scene.

Gwen looked at Miley, "Miley, I'm not following those guys. I mean, the last time we participated the same thing with them, we ended up on their bad side."

Maggie chuckled, "Tisk, tisk, tisk, here we go again, Gwen is trying to reason with us."

Ally smirked at Gwen, "Come on, goody two shoes, live a little for once. Remember, YOLO."

Mandy stood up, "Well, mom said I must take care of Mordo for a while so I guess this is one of the 'while'. Let's go, guys." said Mandy as she and her friends walked away.

Gwen face-palmed, "What the... Urgh, fine, I'm coming... Just to keep you guys safe." said Gwen as Jake and Martin looked at the girls walking away.

Martin looked at Jake, "Where are they going?"

Jake shook his head, "I don't know. Wait, why am I talking to you?"

Martin shook his head, "I don't know. I don't even like you... But do you wanna follow them?"

Jake looked around to see that this party was really boring so, "Ah... What the heck! Let's bounce." said Jake as the two ran away.

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In a scrapyard, the three creepy costume guys tired up Eileen, Taylor, Cj and Jamie each on their own huge tire. The bigfoot guy took out a needle and filled it with a green thing.

Jamie freaked out as she tried breaking out of her prison, "Hey bigfoot guy, I think you're 2 days early for my next appointment."

Eileen looked at the needle carefully, "Green substance... Acid molecules inside the green substance... Yeah, that's a nuclear waste."

Cj looked at her, "Nuclear Waste? What's that?"

Eileen sighed, "Radioactive wastes are wastes that contain radioactive material. Radioactive wastes are usually by-products of nuclear power generation and other applications of nuclear fission or nuclear technology, such as research and medicine. It is hazardous so-

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it... I think." said Cj.

Taylor looked at Eileen, "So like, how do we chill it from X-outing us?" Eileen, Cj and Jamie looked at her as Taylor groaned, "You know, what can we do before we 'switch off?'"

Jamie rolled her eyes, "Okayy... Ah, so Eileen, how do we prevent it from killing us?"

Taylor frowned, "That's what I was saying."

Eileen sighed, "Well, you can't dodge it. One sting and we will change into something not good."

The bigfoot guy went to Eileen as he was about to sting her. When he was about to do that, seven balls knocked out the bigfoot guy as Rigby arrived with Billy and Mandy with The Blaster.

Billy smiled, "I improved The Blaster so that it can be more useful."

Jamie rolled her eyes, "Now you think of that."

The scarecrow guy returned as it ordered the pumpkin guy to kill the kids so the pumpkin guy chased Rigby while Billy and Mandy freed the girls. The scarecrow guy then called a large number of crows to surround the kids. When the crows came, they took Jamie and flew away.

Mandy kneed down as she cried, "Noooo... Why did they have to take the person that owes me?"

Billy face-palmed, "Really, Mandy, is this the perfect time?!"

After that, $10 fell from the sky as it landed in front of Mandy, "What the... My $10! Wow, I missed you," said Mandy as she put the money inside her pocket, "Okay, its been fun guys but I'm afraid my job here is done. Come on, Billy, let's go."

Billy didn't even move as he looked at Mandy, "I'm not going anywhere. Our friend just got taken by some crows and the only thing you only care about is that lousy $10!"

Mandy got shocked as she looked at Billy, "Excuse me?! Since when do you talk to me like that?"

Billy got angry, "Well, there's a first time for everything, Muriel."

Mandy started sweating as Cj smiled, "Did he just called you Muriel?"

Billy nodded, "Mandy's middle name is Muriel. That's right, you just heard me, Mandy "Muriel" Matthews is her full name."

Mandy blushed with embarrassment, "Billy, stop what you're doing before I force you, nerd."

Billy evilly smiled, "Oh really, well, the table has been turned, missy. I'm the ruler now, I tell you what to do," said Billy. While he was talking, Mandy kept moving back, "I cleaned your home, I stole some sweets... For You! I almost got killed by a crocodile because you threw your necklace inside the crocodile pit and I luckily returned it back... For You! I spent a night in jail when we tried stealing the new remote controlled dog... Because of You! I had to spend my whole bank allowance for a stupid birthday present... For You! I did everything in my life just to for you to recognize me as your best friend but Nooo... You just had to be obsessed with Margaret, who really really doesn't like you. And speaking about Margaret, she has a boyfriend called Mordecai, who's my friend but you just had to make out with him so that you can make Margaret jealous! Those two are an interruption to your brain, which is the reason why... You are really, really, really crazy but what can I say, everything you do is crazy. From now on, no more 'Billy the servant and Mandy the queen', it will be 'Mandy the maid and Billy the king'! You got that... Punk?!"

Mandy stopped walking backwards as she was speechless, "Ah... I... I... I'm sorry, Billy."

Eileen, Taylor and Cj clapped their hands as they got proud of Billy but then Cj realized something, "Wait, hold on, why are we clapping?"

Eileen and Taylor stopped clapping as they shrugged. Cj then looked at the scarecrow guy, "And you... Instead of killing us while we were not paying attention, you just had to listen to Billy's speech."

The scarecrow guy looked at Cj as he woke up the bigfoot guy. The bigfoot guy looked at the kids, who were caring their own weapon (Eileen was carrying a shovel, Taylor was carrying a mop, Cj was carrying a baseball bat, Billy was carrying a two sticks and Mandy was carrying stones.) The scarecrow guy and the bigfoot guy ran away as they eventually encountered Mordecai, Margaret and Jessica.

Jessica looked at Mordecai as she was amazed, "Ah, Mordecai, what's happening?"

Mordecai shrugged, "I don't know but to me, its what I call a "regular moment"."

The scarecrow guy hit the bigfoot guy on the head as the bigfoot guy knows what he has to do. The bigfoot guy took out a gun and pointed it at Margaret.

Jessica chuckled, "Wow, since when do wild life creatures get intact with technology?"

Mordecai started panicking, "Ah... As I've said, this is regular moment."

Margaret freaked out, "Mordecai, help me!"

Mordecai tried to think of something to help Margaret as he noticed that if the bigfoot guy walked two steps back, he will step on a plank, which will create a scrapyard mountain avalanche. And he knew how to make that happen.

Mordecai smiled, "Wait, before you kill us, can I ask you one thing?" said Mordecai as the pumpkin guy returned with blood running down his hands as Mordecai gulped but he continued with the plan, "Ah... Right on time, pumpkin. Anyway, may I ask, who is the leader between the three of you?"

The three creepy costume guys looked at each other as the scarecrow guy lifted up his hand.

Jessica knew what Mordecai was actually doing as she decided to join in, "Oh really? Okay, then how do you guys tolerate each other? I mean, the bigfoot guy is probably about "7'0" ft and the scarecrow guy is "6'1" ft but you let him tell you what to do. In my guess, the bigfoot guy is the leader."

Margaret frowned as she also wanted to join the plan, "Ah, Jessica, I think you're mistaken. The pumpkin guy must be the leader. He carries a scythe and pumpkins are much cooler than crows and giant feet."

Mordecai smiled, "What... Are you guys crazy? The scarecrow does a good role as the leader so he must be the leader."

The scarecrow then hit the bigfoot guy, telling him to shoot them but the bigfoot guy threw the gun away and looked at the scarecrow guy angrily while the pumpkin head guy tried stopping the fight. Then the scarecrow pushed the pumpkin head guy aside and the three started fighting but that lasted shortly as the bigfoot guy stepped on the unstable plank and the mountain with broken televisions, wood and other things fell on top of the three.

Mordecai smiled as Margaret and Jessica fist-pumped, which made Mordecai confused, "Ah, I thought you guys hate each other?"

Margaret chuckled, "Me? Hate Jessica? Why would I hate her?"

Jessica smiled at Margaret, "Maybe he's starting seeing things." said Jessica as the two laughed at Mordecai.

Mordecai rolled his eyes as he folded his arms, "Urgh, I give up!" said Mordecai as the three creepy costume guys woke up from consciousness and looked at the three who tricked them.

Margaret became shocked, "What? They're still up? Man, they're good."

The pumpkin head guy took out his scythe and looked at the three as Jessica smiled, "Cool scythe."

Mordecai gulped, "And that's our queue to run." said Mordecai as he turned his back. But when he started running, problems started.

Margaret fell down, "Ah, I have a cramp!"

Jessica fell down, "I forgot to take my energy pills."

Mordecai looked at her, "Energy Pills?"

Jessica groaned, "I have to take them so that my parts of my body can be energetic but I forgot to take them so help us, Mordecai."

Mordecai face-palmed as he gave Jessica a piggy-back ride while carrying Margaret on his chest like a baby but that made Mordecai run slowly as the pumpkin head guy was gaining on them.

Jessica looked behind her, "Ah, can this car go a little faster?"

Mordecai started sweating, "Good to see that your motivation is well."

When the pumpkin head guy was about to cut the kids into pieces, a leg was placed on the way as the pumpkin head guy fell down, making Mordecai escape successfully with the girls. The pumpkin head guy stood up and saw Miley, Gwen, Ally and Maggie standing in front of them.

Gwen gulped, "Ah, Mandy, choosing the guy with a deadly scythe is not one of your best ideas ever."

Mandy smiled, "Gwen, have I ever had a good idea in my life?"

Gwen thought about it, "Quite frequently, no."

Maggie looked at the pumpkin head guy as she smiled, "Ooo, can I keep him?"

Ally got disguised, "Maggie, eww! What if that guy is 35 years old."

Maggie licked her lips, "Oh you know me, I like em' old," Mandy, Gwen and Ally looked at their odd friend as Maggie laughed, "Haha, just kiddin'."

Mandy snapped out of her night dream as she looked at the pumpkin guy, "Okayy, so dude, what's your story?"

The pumpkin head guy stood up and picked up his scythe but when he looked back up, he saw that there was Gwen, Ally and Maggie on the area, but no Mandy.

Ally pointed, "She wants to see you north-east." said Ally as the pumpkin head guy ran away.

Gwen looked at the guy, "BE CAREFUL WITH HER!" shouted Gwen to the pumpkin head guy.

Maggie sighed, "Now what are we suppose to do?"

Ally shrugged, "Don't know, don't care. Let's just get out of here."

"Now where are you cute girls going?" asked a certain figure.

The girls looked back as they saw Tyler with Jacob. Gwen gulped, "I have goose bumps."

Ally started sweating, "Ah, I... I... I like dolls." said Ally as she passed out.

Maggie groaned as she looked at Tyler, "Oh, now look at what you did! I'm not going to hold her, you know?"

Tyler got closer to Maggie, "Do you know who are you talking to with that tone, little girl?"

Gwen nervously looked at her friend, "Maggie, be kind to the gentleman."

Maggie rolled her eyes, "Oh give me a break. What is he going to do? Lock me inside a closet?"

Tyler picked up a little rock, "Little girl, you see this rock? This poor, defenseless rock. Imagine if this rock was you," said Tyler as he crushed the rock with his bare hand, "You get the part?"

Maggie sarcastically got scared, "Ooo, I'm scared. What can I do?... Dude, if you want something scary, watch a video of you being born or watch your grandma shaving her legs."

Tyler chuckled, "You got guts, huh? Well, make sure you keep them because you will need them some day... Little girl." said Tyler as he walked away.

Jacob looked at Gwen, "And about your dead friend, there's a baby cot around the corner. Maybe you can use that to carry her." said Jacob as he also walked away.

Gwen sighed, "That was close."

Maggie started walking, "Come on, let's get out of here."

Gwen frowned, "What about Ally? We can't leave her here."

Maggie groaned, "Gwen, I'm tired and I need to eat. And besides, I'm too sleepy for this episode." said Maggie as she walked away.

Gwen then put a dirty blanket on Ally, "Sleep tight, Ally... If you can," said Gwen as she looked at Maggie, "Hey wait up!"

On the other side of the scrapyard, the bigfoot guy looked at Max and Clyde, who cornered him. Max, instead of capturing the guy, he gave him a football and smiled, "Come on, let's see what you got."

The bigfoot guy didn't know what to do with the ball as Max sighed, "Oh, come on, you only have to tackle me until I'm down. If you do that, I will let you go, but you fail, then you will do that until you get tired."

The bigfoot guy ran straight forward and tackled Max but he didn't fall.

Max smiled, "Is that what you call a tackle? Even my grandma can do tackle better than that." The bigfoot guy tried again but he failed. Max sighed, "Come on, dude, place all of your anger on your shoulders." The bigfoot guy again tried but again, Max didn't fall. The bigfoot guy tried again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again but at the end, Max didn't fall.

Max face-palmed, "I think I know what's your problem. You are trying so hard. Let me show you how its done." said Max as the bigfoot guy ran away but shortly after, Clyde tackled him and picked him up.

Max smiled, "You see, even Clyde can do it. Now its my turn." said Max as he ran straight to the bigfoot guy and tackled him to the scrapyard mountain as some scrap materials fell on top of Max and the bigfoot guy. Max then stood up and looked at Clyde, "Pick him up." said Max as Clyde looked for the bigfoot guy and when he found him, Clyde picked him up and gave him the football.

Max chuckled, "Now that I've shown you how it is done, its your turn."

Unconscious, the bigfoot guy then fell down and passed out due to tiredness and unconsciousness.

Max looked at the bigfoot guy and looked at Clyde, "Clyde, I hope you brought it."

Clyde then showed Max a bucket full of crabs as he gave it to Max, "Nice bro, now time to wake this guy up." said Max as he poured the crabs on the bigfoot guy and when a crab pinched the bigfoot guy's "junk mail", the bigfoot guy screamed as the whole entire scrapyard heard the scream.

On the other side of the scrapyard, the scarecrow guy kept running. He didn't know where is he going but in order to save his life, he has to keep running but he eventually ran into a dead end. Then a street light was switched on as Jacob was standing on the light, "Hello, scarecrow." said Jacob as the light was turned off again and Jacob disappeared.

The scarecrow again ran away but he ran to the same place he was.

Jacob again appeared on the light and sighed, "What do you know? You are standing on the center of this scrapyard, meaning that everytime you run, you will always end up here."

The scarecrow guy got scared as he climbed on top of the scrapyard mountain and Jacob just took out a toothbrush on the mountain as the mountain collapsed. The scarecrow woke up and Jacob stood in front of the scarecrow, "Do you know who am I? No, well that's too bad for you because I'm not a very, very, very, good person. And to prove that, let me show you what do I do to people like you." said Jacob as he burned the scarecrow up to the point that he burnt the scarecrow beyond recognition.

Right around the corner, Tyler was at a chair, thinking about some things. That was finished as he saw the shadow of Jacob, who was carrying the remains of the scarecrow.

Tyler sighed, "Wow, talk about "the guy who stands on the dramatic light"."

Jacob started walking, "Come on, let's go. By now, I think Max has killed the bigfoot guy so there's nothing left to do."

Tyler stood up, "Yes sir." said Tyler as the two walked away.

Back to the main part, Eileen and the others stood there, not knowing where is Jamie. Mordecai then arrived with Margaret and Jessica. When he was about to put them down, they got down by themselves.

Mordecai got confused, "What the heck?"

Margaret smiled, "Oh look, my cramp is gone."

Jessica chuckled, "Hey, now I remember, I took my energy pills."

Mordecai then figured something out as he got angry, "Wait, you guys were playing with me. Margaret, you didn't have a cramp. Jessica, your body doesn't need energy pills. You were lying to me so that you couldn't do the running."

Jessica smiled, "Mordecai, I understand your pain. Carrying two hot chicks all by yourself is quite manly."

Margaret winked at Jessica, "Yeah, I might consider of bringing the spark back." said Margaret as she seductively grabbed Mordecai hand.

Jessica leaned closer to Mordecai, "And I hope Margaret won't be mind of sharing." said Jessica as she seductively whispered at Mordecai's ear.

Mordecai, on the other hand, blushed and started sweating. Its the first time he's experiencing this and by the looks of things, he's reallyyy enjoying it. But that shortly came as Margaret and Jessica both kissed Mordecai on the chick as Mordecai blushed beyond the chart, that he passed out, leaving Margaret and Jessica to laugh at him.

After a short while, Jake and Martin showed up with Jamie, "Hey guys,"

Everyone looked at Jamie as they all surrounded her like a paparazzi.

Cj smiled, "Jamie, how did you... Where did you..."

Eileen chuckled, "What's going on?"

Jamie smiled, "Well, when I was taken away, the birds let me go and I fell down but eventually, I fell on top of Jake and Martin."

Martin, who had ice on his left eye, groaned, "Hey, the next time you decide to land on me like a wrestler, do it on someone else."

Jake, who had a weak right arm and bruised nose, also groaned, "Martin's right, I have a beautiful face, remember!"

Martin chuckled, "More like you "had" a beautiful face."

Jake rolled his eyes, "Here we go again. Talking to each other."

Martin sighed, "You know what, we should really go to a therapist about this."

Jake nodded, "Agreed."

Max, Clyde, Tyler and Jacob finally showed up with Miley and her pals as Rigby looked at Max and Miley, "Hey guys, what did you do to those guys?"

Miley shrugged, "Buried him alive."

Max smiled, "Same here."

Jacob sighed, "I burnt him beyond recognition."

Tyler chuckled, "Same old, same old."

Rigby became shocked as he shivered through his body, "Buried him... Burnt him... Ah... I think I will sleep with my mom tonight."

Jessica woke up Mordecai, who looked a little bit drained, "Jessica, is that you?"

Jessica smiled, "Yep, and may I ask, do you always have this "regular moment"?"

Mordecai smiled, "You have no idea. But if you're too creeped out by my life, get in the line because you're not the first person to say that."

Jessica chuckled, "You know, for the first time ever, your life is cooler than mine."

Mordecai frowned, "Wait, earlier, you said something about staying in New York. Are you really going to leave me... I mean, are you really going to leave me and Rigby again?"

Jessica smiled, "I just texted my stepmother that I'll be staying with my aunt, who lives in Twin Peaks."

Mordecai smiled as he looked at Billy and Mandy, "Oh hey guys, I heard that Mandy got served by Billy."

Billy smiled, "Yeah, I guess the rumors spread really quickly."

Mordecai chuckled, "Dude, if I were you, I would sleep with one eye opened. Rigby once told me the last guy that stood up against Mandy didn't get discharged at hospital."

Billy gulped as Mandy smirked at him, "You heard that Billy, you became a man now. But make sure you lock every single door in your home." said Mandy as she walked away.

Billy sighed, "How can I do that when she can open a locked door using a screwdriver? Wow, I'm doomed."

End of the chapter. I kinda hurried up on the ending because I couldn't think of a better one so I just went with the flow. Don't forget to review your thoughts and pm me if you wanna. Stayed tuned on Regular High School... Blah, blah, blah... All that saying.

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