As promised, i got a new chapter up... Much faster than i thought it would be.. Haha... I like this one... It's short, but I find it comical... sort of... =) Disclaimer and: Have fun with it! -Mooch

Pink Is The New Green

We all walked back up to the dormitory at midnight. There were still people dancing in the Great Hall, and there were still girls bawling their hearts out on the marble staircase.

After saying "goodnight" to the boys, we went up to the dorm room and saw a very red-faced Hermione. I went over to her and sat on her bed.

"What's wrong Hermione?" I asked softly. I saw the tears on her cheeks and she hiccuped ass he looked at me.

"Ron ruined everything! Just everything!" She wailed and fell into my arms. I was a bit taken by surprise but started patting her back and comforted her as the other girls came over.

"How so?" Portia asked, still looking flushed from all of her dancing.

"Ron started making rude remarks after he left the ball with your brother. And I asked if he wanted to come and get some drinks with me and Krum—"

"KRUM? As in the freaking seeker for Bulgaria? That Krum???" I basically yelled in her ear and she nodded.

"Thanks for that outburst Brooklyn..." Ophelia nodded at me, "Then what happened?" She asked Hermione again.

"And then Ronald started saying things about Krum that weren't true. And things about our relationship! He's just so... Just.... Such a.... A!!" She was at a loss for words, so I offered some of mine.

"A stupid son of a bitch that doesn't know his ass from his elbow and thinks that he can charm his way into any girls life and say whatever he wants and get away with it?" I asked. Everyone was silent for ten seconds, then we all burst into laughter.

"That's exactly he is!" Hermione laughed through her tears.

"Yeah, well he can join the line." I stated angrily. She slowed down laughing and looked at me.

"What do you mean?" She asked.

"Draco broke up with me because I wouldn't sleep with him." I said quietly.

"Oh! Brooklyn! I didn't realize! I'm so sorry! You must think I'm a total insensitive moron." She said as she brought me into a hug.

"No. That's the guy's job. It's alright... I'm not one of the girls who gives a damn about the guy after he dumps her. If he dumped me, that's it. He doesn't deserve me. And I can't believe it took me that long to realize it." I said as I stared off into space.

"Well that's good. I would hate to see you in a state of depression over a Sex God." She smiled at me. I gasped and laughed at her.

"Did you just say the word SEX?" I laughed and she blushed.

"Well... I'm going to bed... My god! It's twelve thirty!" Hermione exclaimed as she looked at the clock on the wall near the bathroom. I pretended to be dizzy and faint. Ophelia caught me dramatically.

"Oh no! God forbid that we are up past twelve thirty!" Ophelia sighed and we all laughed. Hermione rolled her eyes and then went into the bathroom to get ready for bed. We all ignored each other as we turned around and got into new clothes. All in a dark shade.

Ophelia had on black skinny jeans with a dark gray long sleeve Portia had on black short shorts and a lacy black baby doll tank top, that made her look slightly pregnant. But I don't think she cared. Ruby wore a pair of dark gray Bermuda shorts and a plain black t-shirt. And I had on a pair of short black sport shorts, and a slim, black, thick strap tank top. We were all bare foot, and had our hair pulled up high on our heads.

Hermione came out of the bathroom and looked at us all.

"Why on earth are you all dressed in dark clothes?" She asked as she went over to her bed and got under the covers.

I smirked. "A good prankster never reveals what they are going to do until it actually happens."

"Oh merlin. I'm not even going to involve myself in that. Goodnight." She said with a dismissive wave of her hand, as she waved her wand and turned out the lights.

"Fine. Be a spoil sport." Ophelia giggled.

"Fine. I will." Hermione said huffily. We all snorted with laughter and then started down towards the common room again. It was dark, and abandoned, except for six dark figures sitting near the fireplace.

"Hay boys hay." Portia said to them as we came down the stairs. They turned around and we saw Leonardo, Woody, Fred, George, Ron and Harry.

"Ready?" Fred asked with a grin.

"Would we be down here if we weren't?" I asked him evenly.

"Fair enough young maiden. Let's go yonder and do good mischief!" George said as he left us laughing and went towards the portrait hole. We all followed out and slipped into the corridors quietly. Making our way, totally un noticed by any of the paintings or ghosts, all the way down to the dungeons. We finally stopped at a stone wall, and George stopped us.

"What the hell are we doing exactly?" I asked slowly. He and Fred smirked.

"Well, since you asked so nicely... You know how all the Slytherins are all partying in their common room tonight?" Fred asked.

"Of course..." Ophelia said.

"Well... Take two of these..." George held out a large black ball and put two into either of our hands. They were heavy, at first glance it looked like a bomb.

"We're going to kill them?" Ruby asked with an open mouth. They started laughing.

"Of course not. These are paint bombs. Guaranteed not to come off for a month. And isn't affected by any magic of any kind. One of our own inventions." Fred smiled at us. I tossed the balls up like I was a juggler.

"So we're painting the common room?" I asked with a smile. And they nodded.

"Excellent. Let's do it." I smiled evilly as I stopped the balls. George nodded to Fred, and Leonardo walked up to the wall.

"Salazar." He said, and the wall moved aside to reveal a passage.

"Sweetness." I heard Portia comment as the boys went into the passage and we followed close behind. As soon as we came to the end of it, we saw the large room with the leather couches. Fred stopped us.

"Put one in each corner of the room. That should be enough." He said to us.

"Wait! Can we save some? I want to make another stop before we head back..." I said to them, and they immediately knew what I was talking about. George smiled proudly.

"Oh Brooklyn. You finally understand. Oh god, I promised myself I wouldn't cry when this day came." He said and faked wiping away tears. I hit his shoulder.

"Shut up you bloody idiot. Let's do this before someone comes down." I said and we all split up. We all went to our own corners and set down one of the bombs, then met back up near the passage way.

"Good. Is everyone ready?" Fred asked as we all went into the passage.

"Yeah." Harry said as he was the last one into the passage. I noticed how close he and Ophelia were standing...

I saw George and Fred mutter something in unison and at once I heard a muffled thudding noise. We all exchanged glances.

"I think that's our cue to run away from the scene of the crime." Woody said. We all let out laughs then darted back up the dungeon stairs towards the Great Hall. We ran, un-detected until the third floor, where I led them to Draco's painting.

"What's the password." Ron asked, out of breath.

"Uh.... Umm....." Damn... I didn't think we'd make it this far.

"Don't you dare tell me you don't know what it is." Woody stated as he glared at me.

"No I do! Just give me a minute!" I sighed as I tapped my foot. Then it came to me.

"Carpe Diem!" I said, and the painting moved aside. We made our way stealthily into the room and we all made our way to our different corridors. I set mine down and we all met up in the passage again.

"Everyone ready?" George asked.

"Yep." Ron said as he joined us. I looked around. Then saw Ophelia wasn't there. Without saying anything I darted back into the room and saw her shirt was stuck on the fire place tools. I started over to her, but suddenly, was blinded, and heard a loud thump. I was suddenly cold and I opened my eyes again, and saw that the whole room glowed with neon pink paint now.

I was about to laugh, when I saw that Ophelia and I were completely part of it. I shared a look with her that faintly meant: What the fuck? Then we both froze in place when we heard another deep voice.

"What was that?" It asked. Shit! That was my cue to panic.

I rushed over to Ophelia quietly and scrambled to get her shirt free. She wiggled free finally and we heard footsteps. But they slowed down when another voice called out.

"Drakey? What's the matter?" A female voice. A familiar female voice. I looked up the stairs where the voices were coming from. His bedroom.

Ophelia caught my glance and grabbed my wrists.

"Don't do it." She warned me. I ripped my wrists away from her and pulled my wand out of my back pocket.

"I have to." I said and started up the stairs. I stood outside the bedroom the door and heard some squeaks and groans. I grimaced and the took a deep breath.

"Bombarta!" I screamed and the door burst in. I heard a girl scream and looked into the room to see Draco, shirtless, and on the bed, under the sheets with Pansy.

"Stupefy!" I shouted and aimed at Pansy. She went un-conscious, and I aimed to Draco, who was completely dazed and lost.

"Potrificus totalus!" I shouted at him, and he fell to the floor in a full body bind. I smiled to my inner self, then dashed down the stairs again to see Ophelia waiting for me.

"Are you all good now?" She asked me angrily.

"Yes, thanks for caring!" I spat back, then went into the corridor where the others were again. They all looked at us.

"I'm... So sorry...." Fred laughed at us.

"Shut up. They'll know it was us if we head back with you... We are leaving a trail. We'll go through some of the secret passages to the girls bathroom and meet you there." I said as Ophelia and I turned away and ran down the hallway without them saying anything to stop us.

We took some difficult routes to follow and went into a few secret passages, then ended up in the prefects bathroom. Where we heard people talking.

"Are there mermaids in the Black Lake?" Asked a male voice.

"Oh yes..." A girl voice said.

"And this thing, I have to retrieve from them for the second task... It's something that matters to me the most?" The voice asked again.

"Right again... Wait... What is that?" The girl voice said. Ophelia and I stopped breathing as we suction cupped ourselves to the wall behind us.

"Who's there?" the male voice called out. We didn't answer, and I suddenly realized that it was Cedric's... Cedric was in here at one thirty in the morning... taking a bath.... naked? The last thought made me blush.

I head water running and Ophelia pulled my to another part of the bathroom where there were sinks. We both washed off our bare feet in the sinks and made sure to get all of the paint off of them.

When we were done we quietly slipped back into a secret passage back up to the seventh floor to the Gryffindor common room. The others were waiting for us there, and after we bid them goodnight, and good work, we finally went up to take yet another shower and then go to bed. I found that as I was laying in my bed, I couldn't wait for Christmas to come tomorrow. The first reason being that I knew I was getting presents. And the second reason was to see Draco's face after he figures out I actually got my revenge.

I just love revenge. Don't you guys? LoL... I love getting revenge on everyone... (read stories in my profile if you wanna know what I'm talking about... lmao) any whosies... uhhh... yeah that's about it for now... I also updated T.A.N.F today too... That was a short chapter too... What ever... I got a bloody nose today at soccer practice too... It was so terrible... lol... sooo, how did u guys like the chapter? Review and tell me! Pretty please? =) -Mooch