Disclaimer: DVG13 owns Kuroshitsuji in her imagination. Translation? She does not own it.

Um… So. *awkward pause* Hi everyone… Yeah, remember me? Mmhm the girl who didn't die but is too lazy to update her stories and is probably going to be murdered by her friend because I promised to finish writing a story for her before school starts but I haven't even started on that story yet? Yep. Hi everyone.

Okay, so um… a fair warning: there is a buttload of cussing in this chapter… So… yeah… I apologize…

I've updated once so far this summer. This is my second time updating this story this summer. *falls to knees* I'm sorry. I've been pretty busy (blame math, Chinese, French… Facebook…)…

I was going to update on my birthday, but I realized I had too much math homework and not enough time. Sorry~

*claps hands together* Sooo now for story time~

"Can't… breathe…" he managed to rasp before resuming his idiotic giggling spree.

The door opened, interrupting Noah's laughter. He sat up and wiped away a few nonexistent tears from his eyes. "H-hey Ente," he said, as though fighting down the urge to start laughing again, "wanna hear something funny?"

Ente set down a platter sloppily decorated with food. He glanced up at Noah, then at me, and smirked. "Sure, Noah."

"The fearless little Phantom's afraid of chocolate."

"What?"

"Ciel's afraid of chocolate~ Ciel's afraid of chocolate~"

"Shut up you bloody demon!"

"And if he doesn't?" Ente's golden eyed changed to an unearthly red-ish shade. I had been with Sebastian long enough to know that it either meant he was obeying an order or was just downright pissed.

Seeing as he didn't seem to have a master at the point, I decided not to push my luck and kept my mouth shut.

Noah grinned cockily and handed me a cup. "Drink this; it'll make you feel better."

I eyed him warily before taking a sip.

I spat out the liquid almost right away.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?"

The two demons rolled around on the floor in laughter. "That was wine, idiot."

The door opened again. This time, it was Lucifer who walker in. "You are too young to be drinking, Ciel," he said, taking the cup from me and downing it with one gulp before offering me another cup. "Try this. It's tea."

I scowled and took the cup from him. Then I stood up and dumped the gently steaming contents onto Noah's head.

"WHAT THE – " Noah screeched loudly, blindly trying to bat away the liquid. I smirked and sat back down on the couch, smirking lazily at the gathered demons. Ente was switching between glaring at me and trying to help Noah. Lucifer was just watching with detached amusement, snorting quietly when Noah nearly put out Ente's eyes in his wild frenzy to cool down his tea-burnt head.

When Noah finally calmed down enough to not scream and hop around like a demented rabbit, Lucifer spoke up. "We need to assign you a mission soon. Who ever heard of a demon screaming like a human because someone dumped lukewarm tea on his head?"

"Who ever heard of someone dumping lukewarm tea on a demon's head?"

"Still, it doesn't change the fact that – "

"Exactly! See? No one!"

" – That you and your brother need to contribute a little more."

"No."

"Yes."

"No way."

"Way."

"No way."

"Way."

"No way."

"Way."

"No fucking way in hell."

"I'm Lucifer. I rule hell. I'll find a way. I'll make a way. Unless, that is," here he adopted a smug expression, "you want everyone to find out what you did last night with Ente."

Ente's concerned expression immediately changed into one of utter mortification. "L-Lucifer!"

"You asshole," Noah snarled. "You sneaky, perverted, goddamn – "

"Of course I'm damned by G -" Lucifer broke off, a rapid stream of curses flowing smoothly from his lips. "I can't say the name, damn it. Honestly, I don't understand how you lower demons can say it while I, the prince, can't. No wait actually it kinda makes sense... Anyway, of course I'm damned! I'm the prince of Hell. As for perverted," a smirk grew in his face, "I would think you and Ente here would know more about that then me."

Noah squawked indignantly while the blush that had blossomed on Ente's face grew several shades deeper.

"Asshole," Noah bit out harshly.

"Pervert."

"Bastard."

"Man-slut."

"SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"

"… We have the same creator."

Noah's string of curses halted for a moment. "Well… well, FUCK YOU."

"I don't think Ente would want you doing that."

Ente's face grew heated at that. "B-both of you stop!" he said.

I stared at them incredulously, appalled that they would use such vulgar language and discuss such a topic in public. Well, not exactly in public… Anyway…

"Ahem." That was me, politely getting the three demons' attention. "Can you discus this somewhere else? You are making the food taste bad."

"Aaaw are we upsetting the delicate little Earl?" Noah laughed, attempting to slide a casual arm around me. I shrugged it off.

"No. You're making me lose my appetite."

"Right." Lucifer clapped his hands sharply. "Noah, Ente, the reason I came was to inform you that you are needed to assist the guards in finding and securing the demon currently known as Sebastian Michaelis."

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" twin whiny groans sounded.

"Shuttup and leave."

"Uuugh." The two demons left. Ente flipped Lucifer an extremely inappropriate hand gesture before exiting.

"Well Ciel. It's just you and me now." The blonde boy placed his hands on either side of my head, trapping me against the couch. "So tell me. What did you do to my favorite archdemon?"

"What?"

"Don't play dumb, boy," he hissed, emphasizing the last word. "I know you know who I'm talking about. The scent of a fallen angel clings to your person. It's faint, but that can come with years of Falling or with a simple Cloaking spell. So, Ciel," his right hand gripped my throat, "either you tell me or I use other methods. The result will be the same, but I can't guarantee your pride will remain intact."

"What. Bloody. Archdemon?" I gritted out. "I have no bloody clue what you are bloody rambling on about."

"Che." His hold around my neck tightened.

The room fell quiet, the only sound being my gasping for breath. Then, all at once, he loosened his hold.

"It is possible, I suppose, that you really don't know," he mused, almost as if to himself. "But the evidence says otherwise. But why would you go so far to lie? Hmm, I really don't understand way you humans think. But then again, you aren't completely human, are you?"

I growled at him, gingerly rubbing my neck. I was probably going to get a hand-shaped bruise there. "I swear I will bloody kick you where it hurts if you don't bloody tell me what you are bloody going on about."

His eyes flicked up to meet mine and he smirked. "Oh? Where it hurts, you say? Well – " Whatever pearls of wisdom that were meant to fall out of his mouth were lodged in his throat when the door was kicked open by Ente.

"Lucifer! Ohmygosh it was terrible – he did – it was – crazy – shit – it wasn't anything we had – it was – not anything – seen before – subdued all the guards – of our section – hardly lifting a finger – Noah he – oh no – bloody – dammit – Noah – he's.. he's…"

Lucifer stood up and walked to Ente's side, placing a firm hand on his shoulder. "Calm down, Ente. Take a deep breath and tell me what happened."

The black-haired boy closed his eyes, took a shuddering breath, and spoke. "Lucifer. He's here. He killed so many. And Noah – Noah's…"

Lucifer growled dangerously. "Noah's what?"

"He's hurt. He's really really hurt. He might not wake up for a decade or two."

Lucifer sighed in relief. "Not dead. That's one good thing."

"But don't you remember? Noah's the embodiment of Temptation. He's the ones the other Sins listen to, the one that keeps the more rebellious ones in line."

Lucifer grimaced. "It's still preferable to him being dead. Besides, you're the other half of Temptation, aren't you?"

"I'm the useless half."

"Nonsense, you'll do fine."

I raised my hand mockingly. "Excuse me for interrupting your brilliant conversation, but who's attacking?"

"Your stupid butler."

"Oh." My heart did a gleeful backflip in my chest. Wait. No it didn't, because that would hurt. Meh…

"Hey my butler's not stupid, you stupid demon."

"You're right. He's an absolute moron."

"He's stronger than you, you bloody twit."

"Both of you shut up," Lucifer commanded, and the temperature of the room seemed to drop.

We did as we were told.

"Okay. Now Ciel, don't move. Ente, tie him up and we'll see if we can reason with Sebastian."

What did I just write? *sighs* Well, school starts tomorrow for me. I'd love to say that it took me this long to write up this chapter because I was writing the next few chapters at the same time so I can give those to you once a month… but that would be lying. Have a good day. *moans* My.. geometry…teacher…is…supposedly…really…hard…

Well… At least it's math. I'm good at math.

*bows apologetically* I'm sorry.