Hello all! Yeah, it's been awhile. Truthfully, I've been running out of ideas. But the newest SG book has given me new characters to work with and knew ideas. So, yay! Actually, I know that the 8th book came out months ago, but it took me forever to actually read it. :}

Disclaimer: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The Editor:

1. Ice cream man:

"I wanna a chocolate cone!"

"Yeah, whatever…." *hands over cone*

"What? This is chocolate. I wanted strawberry!"

"Hey! You said—Oh, fine!" *hands over (another) cone*

"This ice cream is all lumpy. I don't want it."

"You want something pink and smooth, kid? I'll give you something pink and smooth. Revisers!"

"Eep."

2. Wal-Mart sticker man:

"Here, take the sticker."

*cute little girl voice* "I'll take one if you smile."

*creepy, forced smile*

"On second thought, I'll just take it, and, uh, never come back."

3. Retirement home dweller:

You all know how those old people conversation goes. Two partially deaf old timers forget to put on their hearing aids and the rest is history.

"Where'd I put my glasses? I can't see anything without my glasses!"

"Idiot, they're on the top of yar head. I swear Editor, ya'd lose ya head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Huh, what you say?"

"What? I can't hear ya?"

"Well, my grandson's a doctor! Hey… where'd I put my big, leather chair?"

Other guy: *snores*

4. Librarian:

"Hey, this book sounds good. Can I check it out?"

"No."

"Well, what about this one—"

"No!"

"How 'bout—"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because, you are unworthy."

"But this is a public library!"

5. Spelling Bee champion:

"And the Editor has won, by spelling the word Lanfairp-Landfairpwll—Oh, forget it! I can't even pronounce it!"

"Thank you, thank you. You have all been amazing on my journey. And little Annie Chang, sitting on the 2nd place podium—I beat you, I beat you, I beat you!"

So guess what? That insanely long word above is actually a word. It's the name of a village in Whales and one of the longest names in the world. FF wouldn't let me put in the whole word, so if you want a laugh, then google 'longest town name in the world' There are more than 50 letters in it. Really, go look it up-I insist!

Twenty-five chapters. I cannot believe it! You guys have been wonderful and I hope that you continue to support me and my spoof!

Next is…

R&R