Outside the 4th(3rd?) wall…
Aqualad looked up at the Title of the episode, "Deep Six? That's slightly homoerotic."
"You like it, don'tcha fagmaster?" Beast Boy joked.
Aqualad rolled his black eyes, "I'm not gay just because the title of my first appearance is 'Deep Six'!"
"Tch, I gave your mom a Deep Six last night! HAH!" Beast Boy rolled on the floors, giggling crazily to his own lame jokes.
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Triton attacked an oil ship.
A gay seaman stopped doing things to the cabin boy and shouted, "OMFGuuSH! We're gonna die!"
"Pwnzor!" Triton yelled as he smotened the oil tanker.
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The Titans sat in the T-sub, looking for Triton.
Robin looked dumbfounded, "Dude, when the hell did we get a submarine?"
Cyborg spoke blandly from the back, "Don't question the plotholes man. Start askin' shit like 'when did we get a submarine' and then you start asking questions like 'why does Starfire wear a skirt when she flies?' and 'how do I go to the bathroom?'"
Raven's brow rose and she spoke into the microphone, "Cyborg, how do you go to the bathroom?"
"See! Told you Robin! You're spreading the diesis!" Cyborg shouted.
Robin's eyemask narrowed, "But Cy, you're the one who brought up the subject-"
"DIESIS SPREADING BASTARD! I WARNED YOU!" Cyborg pushed a button and Robin's cockpit was filled with crazy purple knockout gas. He fell asleep instantly.
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Somewhere, in semi-reality…"So, what you need to do is put a little less sex humor in the next chapter, you kinda went a little overboard." OveractiveMind explained to the thin, browned-hair teen.
"That's an awful idea." The teen said to himself, "What I need to do is put a little less sex humor in the next chapter!"
"That's a great idea!" Tri said.
"I know dude, it just came to me."
Jericho of Gilead ran about in the background screaming, "Fellatio! Fellatio!"
The teen squinted at Gilead, "Shouldn't you be working on Requiem of Fate?"
Gilead squinted at the teen, "Shouldn't you get back to the damn chapter?"
"Oooh, burn!" Lexi screamed.
"Dance my puppets, dance." Raider said to himself, watching the event.
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"Yea, so, this is my crib." Aqualad said, motioning to the underground cove.
"Yea, what do you call it, the 'Queer Cave'? Snkkt!" Beast Boy snickered.
Aqualad's brow rose, "That joke sucked."
The hearts disappeared out of Starfire's and Raven's eyes and in the heart's place were torches of fire.
"BEAST BOY!" Starfire raged, "THAT WAS MOST ASSURADLY NOT FUNNY!"
"BEAST BOY IF YOU DISS AQUALAD AGAIN THE WRATH OF MY CLITORIS WILL KILL YOU!" Raven backed her up.
Beast Boy was too dumb to stop though, "But if he isn't gay why is he ignoring the advances of Star and Raven?"
"That's a good question," Cyborg said, carrying the still unconscious Robin over his side, "What are you ignoring them?"
"Mostly because I make love to fish."
"Oh." Said the four conscious Titans.
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Their gazes fell on Tramm.
Aqualad smirked, "PSYCHE!"
Starfire and Raven burst into fits of exaggerated giggles.
Aqualad shrugged and said, "I've already got a girlfriend."
"Garth honey, come back to bed!" Tula said, most of her body a motion blur as she jumped onto his back.
"Not now, bitch. I've got work to do." Aqualad mumbled.
Starfire and Raven growled and hissed at the Atlantean girl as she walked back to the bedroom in a huff.
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In Triton's cave Triton found out he was in love with himself… so in short I've got a question for you.
Is what happened an orgy? Or just masturbation?
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Somewhere, in the middle of the ocean.
"I'm better than you!" Beast Boy raved.
"No, I'm better than you!" Aqualad replied.
"I'm better!'
"No, I am!"
"I am!"
"I am!"
Beast Boy and Aqualad stared bullets at each other.
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THWOMP!They crashed together in a heated gay make-out session.
"Don't ever let me go baby!" Beast Boy whimpered.
"Never!" Aqualad said as the two continued their liplock.
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"Wow," Cyborg said coyly, admiring Tramm's handiwork on the T-Shit… Ship… Sub.
Whateva.
"You sure know how to use your tools, huh?" Cyborg asked, a blush creeping onto his face.
"F-fag." Robin, just now regaining consciouness, muttered, he was quickly rendered unconscious again by Cyborg's metal foot in his face.
"Yetscreeechagayagafwaga!" Tramm responded.
"Oh," Cyborg let out with a sigh, "You're taken."
"Yeaaaa!" Tramm nodded, he then pulled out his monkey wrench and nuzzled it lovingly.
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It was after the end of the episode, and Aqualad was taking a shower.
"Ah…" he sighed, the water flowing off his body.
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Rivulets.
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Suddenly, two shadows cast themselves onto his shower curtain. They began growing eerily as their owners approached.
…
Aqualad turned his head and saw them.
He screamed.
"AAAAAAHHH!"
GLOMP!
"Hello friend Aqualad!"
"St-Starfire?"
"Don't forget about me."
"Raven? What are you two doing in my bathroom?"
"Raping you."
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"AAAAAHHH! HELP ME GOD! HELP ME! HELP ME TOM CRUISE!"
"Starfire, quick!" Raven said, "Fellatio!"
"Yes!"
"USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT TO GET THEM OFF ME! AAAH- Oooooooh yeaaaa…"