My Babysitter is an Uchiha
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto I do not apologize.
A/N: Hopefully by the time I'm done with typing this out it has only been a week or two since updating…. hopefully…
"People Talking"
People's Thoughts
Inner Sakura
"Why is she in here?"
"Abolish her!"
"This is outrageous!"
"What is going on?"
"What is the meaning of this?"
"Get her out!"
"Order!"
"Who the hell lets their child dye their hair?!"
"Bad pare-"
"Vermin in the house."
"Order in the room!"
"Quiet!"
"Fugaku-san this is dangerous!"
"Fugaku-san you-"
"Fugaku-san how is this possible?"
"Fugaku-san how could you let this happen?"
"Fugaku-san you are putting everyone's life in danger, th-"
"Enough!" Fugaku's loud voice rang out. "Have some respect for our guest."
"Fugaku-san," one of the elders stated "Why is she here?"
"This is Haruno Sakura, she is under Itachi's care and by orders of the Hokage. She is a guest in the main Uchiha household. I expect her to be treated well by everyone."
Let it be noted that he himself absolutely hates us.
Inner please, Fugaku could never be capable of such atrocities. Note the heavy sarcasm.
"Fugaku you more than anyone should know of the potential harm she can cause." Another elder stated.
Ooh Inner nice save!
Tell me about it that scoff got out Fugaku would chew us.
"I highly believe she ought to be here."
"I understand that predicament. However many years ago it was stated that anyone in the compound was to attend meetings. No shadows clones could be left behind either. What were we supposed to do?" Fugaku stated.
The first elder spoke up again, "What about Itachi? What of his missions and training?"
"I have not lacked in neither. Not too long ago we both embarked on a mission we both came back with success on our shoulders." Itachi remarked.
The elder regarded the small pink haired child; though Sakura paid no mind. "She can not be trusted. She is not from the clan. How can we ensure that what we discuss will not be let out?"
Surprisingly it was Mikoto that answered. "Yuka-san I can personally assure you that Sakura-chan is of no harm. She's very obedient and has not caused any trouble."
"Very well I'll take your word for it then Mikoto. Let the meeting begin."
"I refuse to let her stay here! It compromises everything! We can not let a mere child in!"
*Scoff*
Ooops.
Seriously?
In my defense I was totally engrossed in the crimson red eye above the candle.
You are something else Sakura!
Oh hush! Help me out instead!
Keep looking at the wall pretend nothing happened. Kind of like an innocent child.
How ironic. This whole situation can be related to walking on thin ice I swear! These unintelligent clansmen.
Itachi turned to Sakura. She innocently looked back at Itachi. "…"
"Something funny child?" The elder that was in the middle of the rampage sneered.
This guy acts like I just proved a point. Maybe I ought to stab hm with the sharp coloring pencil?
Don't do it Sakura. Don't do it… wait who am i kidding?Totally do it!
Oh the lovely red. What a beautiful color. At this point imaginary sweat began to form on her forehead because of all the eyes on her.
Fugaku is looking over here Outer.
Sakura looked at Fugaku. After meeting each others eyes he spoke, "Sakura, please answer Katashi-san."
He wants me to do what? Ooh heck no! That guy looks like he's in dire need of a hair cut…
Yea inside his nose! Seriously I feel bad for any critter that lives there.
"Sakura-chan," Itachi's soft voice prodded.
Sakura looked at him, "Itachi," she 'whispered' with a very serious expression. "There's like a forest of hair in his nose."
A few things happened in regards to this response. One Itachi was sure Sakura was asking for a death wish. Two Shisui tried really hard to contain his laughter, he would have succeeded as well if it weren't for Sasuke's shrill of giggles. Mikoto was communicating with Fugaku the idea of escaping right now.
"Ne Itachi did you realize that the eye on the wall does not match your eye? The color is off by three shades and the symmetry of the commas are way off. Man I feel bad your eyes are not being praised correctly." Sakura continued in such a manner that it made you think she was speaking of the weather.
This tidbit of information however caught Yuka's attention. "Dear child, what was your name again?" She asked a bit more polite.
Sakura turned to her and regarded her with curious eyes. After moments of silence she decided to respond. " My name is Haruno Sakura," she gave a bow. "How are you ma'am?"
Yuka-san blinked at the small child before smiling, well attempted to smile really. "Sakura-chan, may I address you as such?" After a confirmation she continued, "I don't know if you understand this or not," a twitch so small really that Yuka would have missed it if she was not looking for it, "but this meeting is very important dear. Can I have your word that you will not speak about it outside these walls and only with those who are present at the moment?"
After a while Sakura nodded with a smile, albeit forced but it was there never the less. "You have my word Ma'am!"
"Ah, you may call me Yuka-sama or Yuka-san if you wish." Yuka stated.
Sakura nodded and then bowed. As she straightened once again she flashed Fugaku a look of triumph.
"I refuse to accept this Yuka!" Katashi yelled in rage. Already half way through some signs he continued, "She must be put under a genjutsu for maximum security!"
And that my loves is how Itachi knew crap was about to go down.
A/N: I have no excuse other than I was a lazy bum. The truth and nothing but the truth. *sigh*
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