DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH
CLAIM: I DO OWN THIS PLOT AND ALL MY OC's

I knocked on my bedroom door and opened it.

"Rise and shine," I said. I pulled the covers off of Renji.

"Ow!" Renji said sitting up.

"Hi," I said grabbing a chair, and sitting next to the bed.

"Where am I?" Renji asked.

"My room in England," I said.

"Ok... Why?" Renji asked.

"Long story, but it involved Rangiku, and a spiked Coke," I said.

"Right..." Renji said.

"What's the time?" Renji asked. I looked at my mobile.

"6am here, 3pm in Soul Society," I said.

"What?!" Renji said.

"Don't worry, I have already spoken to Byakuya, I said you were helping me out with a College project... By the way, if he asks, you were helping me with my Film," I said.

"Right..." Renji said standing up.

"Hey!" A voice said.

I jumped out of the chair.

I saw Rangiku, Rio and Yachiru.

"WHAT THE HELL!" I shouted.

"We came to see how you were doing," Rangiku said.

"Well! What do you think!" I said.

"Why was I helping her again?" Renji asked.

"Don't" I said.

"Ok, well, you can take Renji back now,"

"You're not coming?" Rio asked.

"No. Not yet. I'll let Shuhei get over his HANGOVER!"I shouted at Rangiku "Before I come back..."

"Sorry..." Rangiku said.

"I'll be back in a couple days... And don't send anyone to look after me, I'll be fine!"

My phone vibrated.

"What now..." I said sleepily going to pick it up.

I put my hand on my mobile. I picked it up, turned the screen to face me.

A hand went around my wrist.

I looked to see Ulquiorra.

"You couldn't have let me get dressed..." I stood at the end of the Espada meeting table in a red Onzee.

"No..." Aizen said.

"Ok... So what's so..." I yawned "So important that you had to get me out of bed at 2am...

"We want updates on Soul Society..." Aizen said calmly.

"Well, Aizen, I have nothing, since I haven't been in meetings, because I KEEP GETTING KIDANPPED!" I shouted at him.

"How the hell is that an excuse?" Grimmjow asked.

"How the hell is that an excuse," I mimicked Grimmjow.

"Hey!" He said.

"Hey!" I mimicked again.

"Grimmjow..." Aizen said.

I stuck my tongue out at him and then smiled at him.

"Elizabeth..." Aizen said.

"You have no control over me! Even if you get people to follow me!"

"We'll see..." Aizen said.

"Now... Please can I leave?!"

"If you get info-"

"I'm not doing anything to help either of you!"

"I wan-"

"EITHER OF YOU!" I shouted at him.

"...Go..." Aizen said.

"Thank you!" I said.

I walked out of the room.

"Everyone is dismissed," Aizen said before disappearing.

I wondered around Hueco Mundo, just being nosey.

"I thought you were leaving..."

I turned around to see Starrk.

"... I was only having a look around..." I said.

"Can I join you?" Starrk asked.

"Urm... Yeah, sure..." I said.

Starrk walked next to me.

'Well like this isn't awkward...'

"How've you been?" Starrk asked.

"Not bad..." I said.

"... So... You enjoying living in Soul Society..." Starrk asked.

"It gets a little boring... But I guess..."

"... You... You could always come here... if you get board..." Starrk said.

'Should I say something...'

"... Thanks Starrk..."

'What was that?!'

I stopped in front of a door.

"Who's room?" I asked.

"... Mine..." Starrk replied hesitantly.

'Great... More awkwardness...'

"Urm... Can I have a look?" I asked.

'WHAT THE HELL!'

'What? You thought it... I just said it!'

"Sure..." He replied.

'Great! You do remember he kissed me!'

'Then I'll slap him!'

Starrk opened his bedroom door.

'If he touches me, I'm giving our body to Mayuri!'

'If he touches you, I'll slap him.'

'Don't be so mean!'

I walked in his room.

"... It's very cosy..."

'He's gonna ra~pe you!'

'SHUT UP!'

"I like to sleep..."

"Same..."

I sat on Starrk's bed.

"I see why you like to sleep..."

My phone started to ring.

"Who is it?" Starrk asked.

"Let me get it out my pocket... geese..." I opened it.

I sighed and answered it. "Yes Son... No... I'm nowhere near Hueco Mundo... TIM IS DOING WHAT?!... You're following my GPS... Fine!" I hung my mobile up. "Bitch..."

"Gotta go?" Starrk asked.

"Yeah..."

"You coming back?" Starrk asked.

"Why not... I'll see you later Starrk!" I gave him a hug before leaving.

'WHAT THE HELL! DO YOU WANT TO GET RAPED?!'

'Shut up...'

I walked out of the Elevator at NCIS.

I saw Son at her desk. I threw my mobile at her.

"Keep it!" I shouted at her.

Son turned around.

"I DIDN'T FEEL IT!" Son shouted back at me. I put my hand in my pocket, and pulled out a baseball.

"That's gonna hurt more..." Tony said. I threw it at Son. She ducked out of the way. Gibbs caught it.

"Hey!" He shouted at me.

"... Sorry... I was aiming for Son... She tracked the GPS on my mobile..."

"Son, was it to do with the case?" Gibbs asked.

"No but-"

"Then don't do it!" Gibbs said.

"HA!" I said pointing at her.

Gibbs looked at me, and threw the ball back to me. I caught it.

"Not inside!" Gibbs said.

"Yes... Sorry..." I said. I walked back in the elevator.

I walked back into Hueco Mundo, mobile free. It was night, and empty, so I was guessing everyone was in bed.

I peeped into Starrk's room.

'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!'

I walked in, and shut the door gently.

I climbed in next to Starrk.

He opened one eye.

"What do you want?" He asked.

"Sleep..." I said.

I woke up to find Lillynette's face next to mine.

I screamed and jumped out of the bed.

"WHAT THE HELL!" I shouted at her.

"Why are you in Starrk's bed?" She asked.

"I was tired!"

"So! Sleep in your own bed!" Lillynette shouted at me.

"I would... But I threw a baseball at the Captain who is in charge of the division, which has my bedroom in..."

Starrk sat up next to me.

"What's up Lillynette...?" Starrk asked.

"THERE'S A HUMAN IN YOUR BED!" Lillynette shouted.

"Fine! I'll go!" I walked out the room.

Starrk looked at Lillynette.

"Elizabeth..." I turned to see Aizen.

"What...?" I asked.

"You have in-"

"No... I am not giving you any Aizen! So shut up!" I said walking off.

"Elizabeth," Grimmjow said running next to me.

"What...?"

"Who's pissed you off?"

"Don't go there!"

"Ok... Why are you over here?" Grimmjow asked.

"I needed a little break from being told what to do... Didn't help..."

"Who's telling you what to do?"

"Aizen and Lillynette..."

"Starrk's Fraccion?" Grimmjow asked.

"Yup!"

"What's she said?"

"... I thought you hated me?!" I said.

"What?! I'm not allowed to say hi..."

"... So why have you walked me to Szayel's lab?" I asked.

Grimmjow picked me up, and put me over his should.

"Of course! At least turn me around..."

"Why?" He asked.

"Because I don't want you staring at my butt!"

"But your butt is nice..."

I kicked Grimmjow in the stomach. He dropped me on the floor.

"Hey! My butt is my business!" I ran off.

"Her butt is nice?" Nnoitra said to Grimmjow.

"What..." Grimmjow replied.

"I'm agreeing with you..." Nnoitra said before walking off.

I walked in on the Espada meeting.

"What?" Aizen asked.

"Can I stay here for a bit?" I asked.

"Why?" Aizen asked.

"Because there is nothing to do in Soul Society!" I said like it was obvious.

"No..." Aizen said.

"Well I'm staying anyway!" I walked out the room.

A/N: I hoped you all liked! XP