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Ok. You didn't get the message last time so I will say it again, louder this time.

THE PERSON WHO WRITES THE 100TH REVIEW WILL GET A SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT! How much clearer can I make that?

Sara pov.

I awoke slowly, and with a slight headache.

I eventually managed to get my eyes opened.

I had no idea where I was. Last night's memory came crashing back. I groaned.

I remembered taunting starscream, him picking me up , pressure on my chest and blacking out. After that all I remembered was something shiny and sharp.

I looked around again and saw I was in a VERY nice bedroom. I was in a four-poster bed! The room was huge. Is this how the decepticons treated humans? I saw a bathroom door in the corner and headed to it. One I managed to splash my face with cold water and looked around I realized this wasn't the cons doing. Even cons wouldn't have put up towels on towel racks. Wiping my face off I saw that the towel was monogrammed with the initials A.J.

I felt sorry for this A.J. the decepticons had ripped off their…whatever I was in.

I sat down on the bed. What did I have?

The clothes I was wearing the day before, my watch, the ponytails on my wrist….my bracelet! The tracking device that ratchet put on me! Where was it? Was it in the sheets? It took me ten minutes to scour the entire giant bed, twice! But I didn't find the bracelet.

"frag." starscream must have noticed it. Or someone else… I shuddered. I did not want to think about around the room a espies a beat up thing…..it was my knapsack! I ran to it, it was torn and beat up, but my all my stuff including my laptop and notebook were inside. I hugged the bag. It felt like my lifeline.

I walked out the bedroom and saw a hallway. Nothing out of the ordinary. It led to a living room. Which had couches a big flat screen tv. But what I found weird was the fact that everything was bolted to the floor. ( I notice these things!)

I walked out of a sliding door to find a deck. With a pool. And a dance floor. Holy shit. I was on a yacht. HOLY SHIT! The decepticons STOLE a yacht!

I looked over the side and saw the floor. Very far away. at least 40feet. And the celing? Think 15 stories above me.I wanted to cry. But I told my self I would not give in and cry. So I did the next best thing, I explored. This boat had a gym, closets that could open several stores and feed a few small countries, a playroom, and a movie room.I found a seraded foldable knife labeled : prop: movie smith.

I had no idea what that meant but I took the knife and put it into my pocket.

I looked at my watch and saw that it was 1:00. By looking at a digital clock told me that it was pm. I was going to have a me day. I found 16 cameras around the boat. All decepticon. The ones I couldn't get off the wall or destroy(never underestimate the power of a broom, a frying pan, and some duct tape.) I managed to cover completely with gunk. I have experimented at home. The best gunk is made up of one part baby powder,(or foot powder) one part flour, one part corn or potato starch, one half part powdered sugar and one half part water.

This stuff dries very fast and is hell to get off. and when you do manage to get it off there will always be stains.

This was my silent fuck you! To the decepticons. I knew there were more cameras and I would destroy them as I saw them.

I took a long, hot shower. Wrapped up in a big, fluffy body towel, wrapped up my hair. Found a laundry machine and washed my clothes, and ploped down on a couch to a day of movies. I found that A.J. had a freezer full of haagen daz!

I spent the rest of the day primping and preening and watching my favorite movies. Happy feet, hairspray, mama mia (I sang along to all the songs) and several other movies. About mid fourth movie I realized that today was Monday! Primus said that I would be going back on Monday! But…..how and why am I still here?

I went to bed with that thought rolling in my head. why? How? Why now?

Meanwhile…..

Megatron entered soundwave's quarters slowly and with caution. Something went flying twards his head and he shot it before it came too close.

He looked at the table and found several video cameras. Some were covered in unidentifiable gunk and were walking around in circles. Some were in hardened casts and made whining noises. One was banging its camera against the ground constantly. Others were on unrecognizable heaps. Less than five remained that were untouched and they were hooked up to sound wave.

"what did you find about the chosen one?" megatron asked soundwave.

"the human knew I was watching, and destroyed all the survalence she could see."

He replied in his emotionless voice.

"and did a good job of it too." said megarton, poking a camera that was in a cast of whitish gunk.

"the female is ….lonely. She longs for someone else to be with her."

This surprised megatron. That was not what he saw from the videos played on numerous screens over the room.

"are you positive?" asked megatron.

sound wave was silent. Megatron took that as a yes. "Work on your new minicon. Make it more human friendly, and gift it to her."

"yes, lord megatron." replied sound wave as megatron left the room.

He took a cube out of his chest and it turned into a minicon. This was ravage 2.0.

But now this would be a humans friend.

Soundwave started on the changes .