The Land of Broships

by thefourteenthdarkone

A series of oneshots exploring the adventures of the various guilds in Fiore! This will be mostly focusing on the friendships between characters, but there will definitely be mentions of various pairings. Spoilers for all abound, so be wary! Ch35- Gray consulted Lucy on the matter of a gift for Juvia. He should have expected being dragged around the mall for seven hours.

25. Bonus! Oh Sure, Wendy's Innocent

Sorry for the lack of updates, guys. I've got a lot of projects due for school and I'm going on vacation, so they might be sporadic (and that goes for Flicker and all's fair in love and war too).

Wendy had them all fooled. Even Charle.

Oh sure, she was a sweet, innocent, shy, apologetic girl. Suuurrreee.

You see, people seemed to forget what she was, especially with people like Natsu, Laxus, and Cobra on the list. Wendy's a Dragonslayer too, people. When Acnologia shows his ugly face again, she'll be right up there with the rest murdering his stupid lizard self. And therefore, she had super-senses. And was in Fairy Tail.

And they all forgot. Idiots. Oh, she loved them, but they were idiots.

Whenever she walked into the bath house of Fairy Hills or ran up to Mira or Cana or Grey or Erza or any other guild members in the guildhall, often they would rapidly switch the topic of conversation to something more twelve-year-old appropriate. Unfortunately for them, Wendy could hear what they had been talking about from a mile away. (In her personal opinion, Mira was the worst).

And so she knew everything.

So, the world basically ended when Wendy accidentally referenced something she really wasn't supposed to know about.

Cana had been teasing Natsu and Lucy about their relationship- again- and was laughing about how Natsu was always breaking into Lucy's apartment, and why would he do that unless there was something going on? And Wendy chose that moment to smirkingly say, "He even sleeps in her bed. ALL the time. Now, I wonder, do they end up actually sleeping?"

The room went silent. Natsu and Lucy both simultaneously flushed bright red.

Erza and Charle recovered first, with dark auras surrounding them. "WHO BESMIRCHED WENDY'S INNOCENCE!?"

Grey was first on the list(stripping), followed by Cana(drinking), then Elfman(excessive manliness), Natsu and Lucy(for the supposed not-sleeping), Mirajane(graphic matchmaking), and several other people before Wendy, Laxus, and Gajeel managed to pound it into their heads that it was advanced Dragonslayer hearing.

The whole scene was very violent.

Wendy knows all, people. Wendy knows all.

REQUESTS ARE STILL CLOSED.

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