A/N: Two one shots for you! This is after 'Last Unbroken Heart', if you haven't finished it or haven't read it! I advise you do! You don't have to but it has spoiler alerts!

Also if you watch NCIS and love it as much as I do, you will get a certain reference.

Disclaimer: Read Ch. 1

Ma (and Friends) Meets Boyfriend

Jane's POV

As Kris' Ma, I was going to do my duty as her mom to interrogate Aaron. Maura scolded me about being nice but I was going to make sure I scare this guy senseless even if Kris and Maura told me not to.

I heard the doorbell ring and I heard Kris shout, "Ma, get the door and please be nice."

"I'm always nice," I shouted back. I opened the door to see Aaron standing with his hands in his pockets before he quickly looked up as if he was a deer in the headlights. I greeted him with a smile, "Aaron, great to see you again."

"Hello Detective," he greeted back as I invited him in.

"Kris and my girlfriend will be out sooner or later," I told him as I walked over to the sofa. He abruptly stopped when he noticed that besides me on the sofa, there was also Tommy, Frankie, Korsak and Frost. When I told them that I was seeing Kris' boyfriend, they all wanted to join in on my scare tactic because they cared about Kris as well. I took a seat before I stated, "Guys, you remember Aaron, Kris' boyfriend. Aaron, you remember my partners and brothers?"

"Yes, we met during Kris' adoption party," he replied. He waved at them awkwardly while the others nodded back.

I pulled out the sniper rifle that I was polishing while the others resumed cleaning their guns. Aaron was still standing in the middle of the room before I stated, "Sit down, Aaron."

"Um thank you." He quickly sat down while I placed the rifle on my lap, cleaning the chamber and the scope to it. I heard him swallow and nervously asked, "So is it gun cleaning day?"

"Yup, got to have them ready for gun requirement," Korsak answered as he pointed the empty shotgun toward Aaron's direction.

I suppressed a chuckle as Aaron winced. Frankie noticed it, "So Aaron, are you a fan of guns or not so much?"

"I like to shoot, sir but it is not my thing per say."

"Kris has the best aim," I pointed out. I lifted the sniper rifle up and looked through the scope at Aaron, "However, I have the better aim since I'm trained." I lowered the gun looking at Aaron before I stated, "Aaron, did you know I can shoot a fly's ass from 100 meters away?"

Aaron audibly swallowed, "That's really nice to know."

"You like to know another thing?" He nodded while I signaled all the guys to place their guns down. I leaned in and spoke softly, "You hurt my daughter again and I promise you, I will track you down and make hell for you."

"That includes us also," Korsak added.

"You understand that, boy?"

"Yes sir…I mean ma'am…I mean Detective," Aaron rambled.

I smirked, "Good, I'm glad we are on the same page about that. Any who, are you a Red Sox fan?" Aaron looked confused as I lay back sipping my beer before resuming cleaning the gun; I glanced up at him as he nodded. "That's good because if you were a Yankees fan I would have-"

"Ma," I quickly looked over my shoulder to see Maura and Kris standing at the doorway. Kris was tapping her foot before I gave a guilty smile as she walked over.

Maura walked over and sat beside me, taking the gun out of my hand. "Hi babe," I greeted innocently.

"Don't go 'babe' with me, Jane Rizzoli," Maura scolded. "I told you not to do this and all of you," all the guys jumped as she pointed at them, "you all shouldn't have gone along with it."

Aaron stood up and met Kris up as she spoke, "I'm sorry about my Ma and the guys in my family. I told them not to do that."

Aaron chuckled, "It's okay. It's not as bad as your mom did to me earlier on the phone."

Maura's face went red while Kris peered over her shoulder, "What did my mom tell you?"

"Yeah Aaron, what did Maura tell you," I glanced at Maura.

Aaron blushed a bit, "It was slightly along the lines of if you hurt my daughter, I'm warning you that I know how she can murder me and leave no forensic evidence."

I chuckled, "Now who's in trouble now? You are such a hypocrite."

"At least, I didn't threaten him with my scalpel unlike your group."

I was about to argue back before I heard a loud sigh. I glanced up to see Kris shaking her head in disbelief before she looked at Aaron, "I'll meet you outside."

"Okay," he kissed Kris' cheek before he added, "It was good to see you all again."

"You too Aaron," Frost shouted back.

Kris glared at Frost but had a small smile as she did. She walked to the closet, pulling out her leather jacket before walking back over. She placed her hand out to me as I sighed and handed her the sniper rifle. I watched as she placed it back into the bag, walking it into another room. She then came back with a couple other bags, looking at all of us, "You guys can put your toys away. I think you did your job."

The guys nodded and placed the guns in before she went all around kissing each man on their foreheads. She finally arrived to Maura and I, she chuckled and kissed Maura's cheek then mine before mumbling, "You guys are so goofy and I love you for that."

"Just part of the job of being your Ma," I told her.

Kris placed the bag down and approached the door, "I know and I'll be home before eleven." She then walked out of the house.

I looked at Maura, "You threatened him with murder and making sure there is no forensic evidence?"

"It was that or I tell him he was going to be dissected alive by me."

I kissed her cheek and chuckled, "You are too cute."

Based on a true story but it was endearing. The NCIS reference is Maura's quote that I took from Abby when she threatens McGee. But review, comment, PM, etc!